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re: Which SEC state would win a drinking contest?
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:21 pm to Tiger_Claw
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:21 pm to Tiger_Claw
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Mississippi -- 2.23
Kinda wild considering the amount of Baptists and the fact Mississippi still has some dry counties.
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Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:22 pm to Saskwatch
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Kinda wild considering the amount of Baptists
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
A Catholic will wave to you in the liquor aisle.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:26 pm to Tiger_Claw
Probably the one thing the north has on the south is ability to drink beer. Bunch of fat disgusting cheesehead slobs in WI drinking Miller High Life for breakfast.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:34 pm to Tiger_Claw
I lived in Louisiana for a while and spent considerable time in other Southern States, and without a doubt it's the Coonass nation.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:36 pm to Tiger_Claw
LSU legitimately caused fears of a booze shortage before their trip to Syracuse
LSU is easily the wettest fanbase
LSU is easily the wettest fanbase
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:48 pm to Tiger_Claw
My first thought was Florida. Something about the beach will inspire you to drink
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:53 pm to magildachunks
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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
Fully aware. I knew some that legit didn't drink though. I figured there was probably some amount that were hardliners.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 2:59 pm to Tiger_Claw
When I moved to Arkansas 10 years ago Benton County was still dry. That is a major county with Bentonville and Rogers. Helped vote to end that shite. I bet more counties are still dry.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:15 pm to Tiger_Claw
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Apparently they are a bunch of teetotalers in Arkansas. They don't even sell booze on Sunday?
Depends on the city. Fayetteville stores don't, but Springdale stores do on Sunday. The towns share a border.
It is weird.
Bars sell 7 days a week.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:21 pm to dirty bastard
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I lived in Louisiana for a while and spent considerable time in other Southern States, and without a doubt it's the Coonass nation.
There's a point in a grown man's life where drinking most days is a problem.
I have Louisiana relatives who are barely social unless they're three-sheets to the wind. who dat wit da cirrhosis....
Posted on 8/12/21 at 3:26 pm to Tiger_Claw
We produce an insane amount of meth. I believe with that kind of work ethic and extra meth motivation Missouri can win a National drinking contest…we may steal everything laying around but we got this on lock.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 4:35 pm to JohnnyRebel
Yaeh but could he turn it into Jim Beam?
Posted on 8/12/21 at 5:47 pm to Tiger_Claw
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We have drive through daiquiri shops and 24hr bars.
I need to visit. I'm only like 6 hours from NOLA now.
C’mon
We’ll buy you a drink.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 5:58 pm to Tiger_Claw
I would have been surprised if Arkansas wasn’t last in this. You can find a good time but it’s not a particularly alcohol friendly state. It’s not just the laws either. I’ve been caught off guard many times at how drunk you can be in some states and still be considered socially acceptable in “polite society”. The Rust Belt is particularly wild in this regard.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 6:00 pm to Tiger_Claw
Florida man stays drunk all the time
Posted on 8/12/21 at 6:06 pm to Tiger_Claw
Is this a trick question? Any answer other than Louisiana is wrong. In fact we would win if you only counted drinks south of Alexandria.
Posted on 8/12/21 at 6:07 pm to Tiger_Claw
Sounds about right. Outside of football, what do Alabaman's have to live for?
Posted on 8/12/21 at 6:32 pm to semjase
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That's because most of them are ignorant, uneducated, miserable in life and weak willed.
I should know because I'm from there, grew up there and graduated from LSU. (But had the good sense to get the hell out)
You have the self-loathing part down pat though.
Seems like you didn't get out soon enough.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 12:37 am to Tiger_Claw
Florida being #1 doesn't feel right to me. I agree with the tourists driving it up. In high school I worked at a tourist trap restaurant and bar across from the beach. Canadians come down during the winter and get fall down drunk every night. They stay for 4-5 months and it's the same faces every day getting loaded at noon and drinking till 2am. It's like they're killing the clock on life.
On our own I'd bet we're about average.
On our own I'd bet we're about average.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 12:56 am to Tiger_Claw
How are we doing the contest? Our champion against yours? Or everyone in the state gets a drink.
Because if we're at 1.8 when half the state is dry, then the other half puttin' yall under the table.
Because if we're at 1.8 when half the state is dry, then the other half puttin' yall under the table.
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