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Which SEC state would win a drinking contest?
Posted on 8/11/21 at 9:57 pm
Posted on 8/11/21 at 9:57 pm
CITATION BITCHES
Per gallon / per year:
Alabama -- 2.01
Arkansas -- 1.8
Florida -- 2.65
Georgia -- 1.94
Kentucky -- 1.98
Louisiana -- 2.59
Mississippi -- 2.23
Missouri -- 2.49
South Carolina -- 2.22
Tennessee -- 2.14
Texas -- 2.34
Highlights: Apparently they are a bunch of teetotalers in Arkansas. They don't even sell booze on Sunday?
Florida, way to represent ... though I feel your number is possibly skewed due to the fact you're a high destination location for vacations and everyone wants to get drunk while on vacation.
Kentucky?!?!?! Do better. You're the bourbon capital of the world. WTF.
Texas, for a state and population of your size. You really let us down on this one.
Louisiana, is NOLA propping you up? Well done either way.
Per gallon / per year:
Alabama -- 2.01
Arkansas -- 1.8
Florida -- 2.65
Georgia -- 1.94
Kentucky -- 1.98
Louisiana -- 2.59
Mississippi -- 2.23
Missouri -- 2.49
South Carolina -- 2.22
Tennessee -- 2.14
Texas -- 2.34
Highlights: Apparently they are a bunch of teetotalers in Arkansas. They don't even sell booze on Sunday?
Florida, way to represent ... though I feel your number is possibly skewed due to the fact you're a high destination location for vacations and everyone wants to get drunk while on vacation.
Kentucky?!?!?! Do better. You're the bourbon capital of the world. WTF.
Texas, for a state and population of your size. You really let us down on this one.
Louisiana, is NOLA propping you up? Well done either way.
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Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:06 pm to Tiger_Claw
If you can’t buy liquor at the grocery store, your state is disqualified. Also, any school that voted against beer sales in SEC stadiums
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:09 pm to mouse_cop
Louisiana would win easily, only other state in the conversation would be Florida.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:11 pm to mouse_cop
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If you can’t buy liquor at the grocery store, your state is disqualified. Also, any school that voted against beer sales in SEC stadiums
These are both very valid points. I will allow them.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:13 pm to tide06
From the link:
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The legal drinking age is 21 years old in the United States and is strictly enforced.
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Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:14 pm to Tiger_Claw
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Louisiana
It's not even close.Dont care what the stats say.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:14 pm to Tiger_Claw
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Arkansas -- 1.8
Fkn prudes
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:17 pm to Tiger_Claw
Where do the only fans that routinely drink stadiums dry come from?
That’s your answer.
That’s your answer.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:17 pm to KCM0Tiger
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Fkn prudes
I made a huge mistake in moving here. That being said they do have Yuengling and I can easily plan around their dry Sunday law. Regardless, it's 2021. WTF Arkansas?
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:23 pm to Tiger_Claw
Oh God man. Louisiana for sure.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:28 pm to Tiger_Claw
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Kentucky?!?!?! Do better. You're the bourbon capital of the world. WTF.
You want us to drink it or sell it to you?
This post was edited on 8/11/21 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:32 pm to Tiger_Claw
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Louisiana, is NOLA propping you up? Well done either way.
Nope.
NOLA been closed for a year.
Wait till that bitch fully opens again, then you'll see our score skyrocket.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:33 pm to Kentucker
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You want us to drink it or sell it to you?
Fair enough. You win.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:34 pm to Tiger_Claw
Does this account for moonshine???
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:36 pm to CauleyHog
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Does this account for moonshine???
I am going to go with, doubt it.
I imagine numbers are quantified via state alcohol control divisions and I imagine they are not dialed into the local 'shine' market.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:48 pm to Tiger_Claw
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Louisiana, is NOLA propping you up? Well done either way.
More like north Louisiana keeping us down.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:48 pm to Tiger_Claw
all of the numbers seem low to me. I am pretty sure I was drinking 2 gallons a week at times in college.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:51 pm to Tiger_Claw
I would be drunk as frick all the time too if I lived in Louisiana.
This post was edited on 8/11/21 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:51 pm to Tiger_Claw
Arkansas has legal weed unlike most of you drunken sots.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:52 pm to Tiger_Claw
quote:We have a lot of dry counties that consistently vote against going wet. Whole lot of "first stop/last chance" liquor stores on the county lines here.
Kentucky?!?!?! Do better. You're the bourbon capital of the world. WTF.
I don't know if it's still true, but at one time Bourbon County was dry and Christian County was wet. I shite you not.
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