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re: What is the best tv show ever? - DirtyDawg
Came for the boobies, stayed for incest ...
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re: What is the best tv show ever? - DirtyDawg
Game of Thrones for me...
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re: Kim K steps out in new dress (NSFW) - DirtyDawg
Thanks ...
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re: Ga tech has had better coaching than uga in the last 30 years - DirtyDawg
Only thing that might end my Rant sabbatical would be Tennessee failing to make it to the Final 4. I'd feel obligated to bump this bad boy [link=(https://www.secrant.com/rant/display.aspx?sp=81925857&s=2&p=81925857#81925857)]LINK[/link]...
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re: Cars/Trucks thread: What was your first vehicle/current vehicle/best vehicle you've owned? - DirtyDawg
First: 2011 Tacoma Current: 2016 F150 Best: F150. Loved my Tacoma, but I was way too tall for it and it was starting to get uncomfortable....
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re: What is up with old latino athletes going crazy? - DirtyDawg
Sammy Sosa somehow becoming whiter than me is a pretty cool ...
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re: Growing trend of women divorcing middle-aged husbands - DirtyDawg
[quote]It's not like your average 25-30 yr old is out trying to bang a 63 yr old woman [/quote] I'll try anything at least one time...
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re: Chuck E. Cheese's Denies Bizarre 'Recycled Pizza' Conspiracy Theory - DirtyDawg
I'm sure WG and SummerOfGeorge would be in ...
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re: Chuck E. Cheese's Denies Bizarre 'Recycled Pizza' Conspiracy Theory - DirtyDawg
We should adopt a small Asian child so we don't look to weird in there before the underground fights kick off....
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re: Chuck E. Cheese's Denies Bizarre 'Recycled Pizza' Conspiracy Theory - DirtyDawg
I really cannot remember how these pizzas taste at all All my Chuck E. Cheese's visits as a kid just feel like a weird arse dream. I might need to make a kid soon so I can go back to try a slice....
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re: Nick Chubb funny - DirtyDawg
Bob Wylie might be my favorite football coach of all time I need him to land another job and Hard Knocks just needs to follow whatever team he is with indefinitely [quote]Wylie was adamant that long periods of stretching were not truly beneficial to football players.[/quote] He's a gd ...
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re: What is your favorite U.S. state, not including your own? - DirtyDawg
[quote]tell me one good thing about Illinois[/quote] It's not Indiana ...
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re: Spontaneous Human Combustion: fact or fiction? - DirtyDawg
Fact [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/FQZQDr68oV7G0/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: How do you wash your cheeks? - DirtyDawg
I'm more a fan of using sprinkler systems in the early morning. The low light levels and the rotating sprinkler heads really make it a sport....
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re: How do you wash your cheeks? - DirtyDawg
I'm considering buying an arse only loofah, but loofahs are already pretty nasty so I don't know if I want to keep that around long. Rags are nice because I can run it through a wash cycle. ...
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re: How do you wash your cheeks? - DirtyDawg
Sorry I'm collecting valuable information. You can go back to your shite posting once daddy is done....
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How do you wash your cheeks? - DirtyDawg
The question is quite simple... How do you engage in cleaning your arse cheeks in the shower? Deep scrub with a rag in the shower? Deep scrub with a loofah in the shower? Cover your hand in soap/bodywash and dig in your cheeks like you lost your phone in the couch cushions? Or just toil...
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Dp - DirtyDawg
double post...
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re: Is it possible I don’t stink right now? - DirtyDawg
[quote]If I lied naked on the ground with my gooch up in the air, if you dropped a quarter on it you would get splashed[/quote] Go on... I'm listening now....
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re: Is it possible I don’t stink right now? - DirtyDawg
Get you a gooch stick ...
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