DirtyDawg

[quote] James Skalski [/quote] He looks stupid as hell without his helmet on, but when he straps that top on and runs out there with his face squeezed together he looks a true Gomer from FMJ....

[quote]Not all of them, not all of the time, but some of them some of the time put their finger on the scale.[/quote] The refs during the 1st half of the Auburn SECCG were so horrible that it seemed like they were under orders. The 2nd half they were much better, but it makes me wonder if someo...

[quote]He took off after the Bama game last year.[/quote] It seems like the hit he took in the Fiesta Bowl kicked him into total domination mode. I know he kicked our arse twice, but he might be my new all-time favorite non-dawg CFB player. I can't wrap my mind around his stat line from th...

[quote]7. Oklahoma [/quote] They shouldn't be allowed near the Top 10 until they show a pulse outside of Big 12 competition. ...

I love the internet ...

[quote]4+ loss Gus is taking his toll on auburn fans[/quote] They're just obsessed with us. It's really sad. ...

[quote]5 total Heisman winners on the teams.[/quote] That has to be a record ...

Threw dog training treats out my window at the jackass tailgating me ...

[quote]understand[/quote] We’re talking about Auburn here. They don’t understand or learn very well, otherwise they would have actually gotten into UGA. ...

I think we see our Promised Land by 2022 at the latest. UGA loves to follow our "once every 5 years" trend, but hopefully Kirby can break that trend and deliver sooner rather than later. ...

[quote]I'd say its fair right now. UGA lost almost their entire offense and Newman isn't confirmed yet. [/quote] It's fair. UGA has lost its two best players from tWLOC. Fromm and Franks' contributions to UGA victories in Jax will never be forgotten. ...

[quote]Never once have I been baked and wanted to get it on.[/quote] Catching a nut while high is easily one of the best natural pleasures on earth ...

I still want a full play by play of how the pinky shite went down. I guess I'm just in the 99.99% of the population who can grasp the concept of proper folding chair usage. ...

Great now I gotta reschedule my mid morning jerk off ...

I've run a few missions with SAS. Scaled an icy mountain or two and raided a secluded base for intel. Barely got away on a snow mobile to my evac site. ...

I'll never forget the horror of having to watch the varsity girl's game right before the varsity boy's game tipped off in HS. You'd walk into the gym right after halftime and the score looked like it was a 1950's football game, 15-12....

[quote]I really don't get all this Dawg hate.[/quote] The simpletons of the board can't think of any real jokes, so they just fall back to this. ...

[quote]Mays must really hate playing for that Jack arse Kirby Smart.[/quote] Not everyone wants to play for the glorified YoungLife Camp Counselor on North Ave. ...

Good thing we're not Arkansas ...

Not the dice I want to roll, but frick it... We'll do it live. ...