DirtyDawg

Just sub out Fromm for Dwan/Stetson/a walk-on who can handle the ball. Fromm's a tough guy, but I'd prefer not to have Big Ben clapping his cheeks from behind while our backup situation is a little shaky....

Puking every sinful substance out of my body after jokingly going to the Applebee's in Athens on my 21st birthday...

Just a ~slight~ exaggeration ...

The cherry on top of this take is: MLB Postseason>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NBA Playoffs...

[quote]Regular season NBA >>>>>>> regular season MLB[/quote] The majority of Americans could correctly guess the final finish order of both the Eastern and Western Conferences at the start of the season. The NBA Regular Season is such a joke/waste of time. ...

[quote]So, what's the verdict 5 yrs. in? Are you still itchy?[/quote] No comment on the cause of the itch now...

[quote]When asked why, Dave Roberts said "because he's the youngest guy here and he has to earn his stripes". What a fricking toolbag.[/quote] Can't wait to see how the Dodgers frick up their WS hopes again this year!...

[quote]Did I say that I have a ring? [/quote] No, you didn't. I was just making sure to remind you that the biggest accomplishments in your life are won by a bunch of men dressed in matching colors....

[quote] as the worst failure ever.[/quote] Your ancestors would feel the same way about you....

[quote]Saints have a ring. [/quote] Yes, some members of the Saints have a ring from 2009-2010. But you don't. All you have is that 9-5 factory job you got out of high school. Sounds like you needed the "win" of a championship more than us true Atlantans needed one. ...

Holy bump, Batman. ...

Hank reminds me of that one kid from Middle School who randomly starts supporting the out-of-town team that's really good. He keeps a cursory knowledge on all the teams he "supports", and he'll fight you over any perceived slight to his teams. That said, I love that illiterate frick :lol:...

Bryce Harper. Nowhere close to worth his contract. ...

Good. This will teach the future of America how to properly cleanse their bodies before a random drug test. Schools are finally helping teach the real lessons needed for life. ...

[quote]i have similar convos with guys like TH03[/quote] He straight up dumped on me one time about the Falcons and UGA, and then in the same post was talking to me about getting hyped for the Braves season. I was so amazed that I could do nothing but respect him :lol:...

I just hate the cringey stuff he does/his brand of comedy. It just weirdly rubs me the wrong way...

Darren Rovell can go choke on the communal cumshots of all his ancestors ...

[quote]Danny Kanell [/quote] His battle against weed is the strangest hill to die on. I love seeing people take him to the woodshed on twitter when he decides to enter the weed debate....

I really like compartmentalizing my shite talk on this website. It makes for funny interactions when you're at someone's throat on one board, and then cool with them on another. ...

I wish Freddie or McCann could have landed a clean arse shot on that frickers jaw...