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re: What is the worst SEC stadium to take a dump in
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:25 pm to OBReb6
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:25 pm to OBReb6
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As for taking a shite, Vaught is nice I guess. Might get lucky and find an unfinished line on the back of the toilet, I have before.
Vaught had 2 games last year where the water in the entire East side went out. No toilets anywhere.
Was not pleasant
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:27 pm to Vecchio Cane
2016 was the worst. We had back to back home games in September against Alabama and Georgia. I think they were both CBS but one of them might have been the 11:00 one. They were both about the hottest games I’ve ever been to, stadium filled to the brim, and the whole stadium ran out of ice in the third quarter. 2 fricking weeks in a row.
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:14 pm to OBReb6
@ Ole Miss. VHS is a dump on its own, and you can't get away from the smell of shite by returning to the stands.
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:16 pm to deltacoon
Who shits at a ball game???
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:19 pm to Korin
Do other SEC stadiums have the giant fans like we do? I know Neyland doesn't.
No other stadium needs them as much as yours.
No other stadium needs them as much as yours.
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:19 pm to deltacoon
Shitter's Full
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:44 pm to deltacoon
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This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:52 pm to deltacoon
How many people have taken a dump in a SEC Stadium? Multiple SEC stadiums?
Don’t think I’ve ever done it
Don’t think I’ve ever done it
Posted on 6/18/19 at 4:59 pm to deltacoon
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What is the worst SEC stadium to take a dump in
Who the hell does this?
Posted on 6/18/19 at 5:05 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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Taking a dump in tiger stadium is like taking a shite at a monster truck rally or mud nationals
Thats assuming you even make it there. Halftime was like a scene out of Saving Private Ryan
Posted on 6/18/19 at 5:20 pm to Farmer1906
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with confessions
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How many Hail Marys father?
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A thousand! And I want you to hit yourself!
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 6/18/19 at 5:25 pm to OBReb6
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OBReb6
That’s fricking awesome
Posted on 6/18/19 at 5:28 pm to deltacoon
I've never shat in a stadium. Just got back from a week long vacation on which I didn't shite until day 4. Then I shat twice a day for the remainder of the trip.
Y'all better hope my stomach never opens up in BDS. Y'all sons of bitches will be in a world of shite after that.
Y'all better hope my stomach never opens up in BDS. Y'all sons of bitches will be in a world of shite after that.
Posted on 6/18/19 at 5:39 pm to deltacoon
All of them. It’s a public restroom. There is no good public restroom except maybe a honeybee.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 6:58 am to deltacoon
While not an SEC stadium, the most unpleasant shite I've ever taken was at Georgia State's stadium back when it was Turner Field.
A dark beer hangover + The Varsity before the game was like an EFP went off in my stomach. It was early in the season and still cool enough where I was wearing a sweatshirt. Despite this, the bathrooms were all as humid as the Okefenokee Swamp in July. The must have exclusively pumped hot water into the bathrooms, because the toilet I was shitting in had a crock pot effect on the HAZMAT I dropping in there.
I was so happy when after my third trip to the stalls when i could tell it had ran its course.
To make it worse, the Braves got shellacked by the Cardinals.
A dark beer hangover + The Varsity before the game was like an EFP went off in my stomach. It was early in the season and still cool enough where I was wearing a sweatshirt. Despite this, the bathrooms were all as humid as the Okefenokee Swamp in July. The must have exclusively pumped hot water into the bathrooms, because the toilet I was shitting in had a crock pot effect on the HAZMAT I dropping in there.
I was so happy when after my third trip to the stalls when i could tell it had ran its course.
To make it worse, the Braves got shellacked by the Cardinals.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 7:12 am to Farmer1906
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confessions
Is this where aggies go to repent for taking in the butt?
Posted on 6/19/19 at 7:20 am to deathvalleyfreak43
As much as I love Tiger Stafium I would never shite there. The student section bathroom had standing piss water at all times.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 7:20 am to deltacoon
Who takes a dump in a stadium? shite before or after you cavemen.
Posted on 6/19/19 at 7:47 am to deltacoon
I had to pinch one in Jordan-hare last year. Was sitting lower bowl, with some AU family members in the alumni section. About what you’d expect, hot and muggy day and a 4:00 dump inside a stadium made of concrete. Said a prayer, but my lip, and got the hell out of there.
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 7:49 am
Posted on 6/19/19 at 8:19 am to BranchDawg
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Who takes a dump in a stadium? shite before or after you cavemen.
I've been going to football games in SEC stadiums for 30 years and have been to a majority of Mississippi State home games over that time (and yes, I've seen some bad football), but I am proud to say I've never had to take a shite in an SEC stadium, although I have pissed on the wall a few times (we called them the Templeton troughs).
I have had to take a shite in a porto-potty in the junction a couple of times though, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. As they say, shite happens.
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 8:20 am
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