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What is the worst SEC stadium to take a dump in

Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:02 pm
Posted by deltacoon
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:02 pm
Neyland is not a number 2-friendly atmosphere. You just can't relax in there.

On the other hand, Kroger makes it easy because most of the customers have cleared out by the 3rd quarter.

The dumps in Bryant Denny in September are pretty dang atrocious. You can smell em wafting from the bathrooms to the bleachers.
Posted by Montgomery Hill
Texas
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:03 pm to
Probably the one that has glory holes.
Kyle Field.
Plus you might see Daniel there
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:03 pm to
Taking a dump in tiger stadium is like taking a shite at a monster truck rally or mud nationals
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:04 pm to
surprisingly not the first time this thread has been on this board...
Posted by Korin
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:06 pm to
Do other SEC stadiums have the giant fans like we do? I know Neyland doesn't.

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:07 pm to
A bathroom in the corner of one of the upper decks in JHS (don't remember which corner, I was drunk) was clean in the stall and relatively quiet when I used it once.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:07 pm to
All I can say is Bryant Denny pregame is about a 7.
By the 4th quarter, it's unfit for even death row inmates, considering all the piss, lack of toilet paper, little liquor bottles lying around, and clogged toilets of shite and/or barf.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:12 pm to
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Do other SEC stadiums have the giant fans like we do? I know Neyland doesn't.



You mean team brand BigAss Fans? yes.

UK probably has a bunch as their HQ is right there
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:14 pm to
Kyle field bathroom.



Single room. Nice finishes. I could dookie there.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:15 pm to
We added those to the student section during the renovation. Most of the west concourse is AC. We also have AC cool zones on multiple levels with confessions & TVs.
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:16 pm to
I can't wait to go to another game there. Too bad it won't be for like 8 more years.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:17 pm to
You won’t recognize it if you went in ‘12.
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:17 pm to
LSU
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:17 pm to
What a shitty topic.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:17 pm to
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Single room. 


Had to build those for the trannies.
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:19 pm to
The only stadium I’ve ever shite in was Davis Wade in 2004. It was Sly Croom’s first game against Tulane. I’d had the bubble guts all day and missed the opening kickoff of the Croom era while I was shitting through a screen door. Wasn’t a soul in there though. I guess that summed up the Croom era. On a side note I miss the old piss troughs at Davis Wade. Back in 2001, a drunk LSU fan fell in and everybody kept pissing on him, mostly LSU fans. Good times.
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 3:23 pm
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:19 pm to
We don’t have them at Commonwealth (Kroger) but do at Memorial Coliseum.

ETA: the fans, not bathrooms. We aren’t that hillbilly.

I believe Commonwealth is pretty uniform bathroom-wise but whatever you do, if you go to Rupp for a game go upstairs to the upper arena bathrooms. Much, much, larger bathrooms, quicker and just more comfortable in general.
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 3:21 pm
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

You won’t recognize it if you went in ‘12.

Yeah the section we sat in (520) isn't even there anymore.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17716 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:21 pm to
Every sporting event I've ever attended in Gainesville has been at least 120 degrees, so I'm saying BHG Stadium.

Nothing like swamp arse when you already have new pushing old and old pushing hole
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37672 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 3:22 pm to
Off topic (sort of) but at Vaught Hemingway Stadium on the west sidelines our bathrooms used to have steel troughs as urinals lining the whole wall. Not sure if we’ve gotten rid of those during recent renovations or not as the things were ancient. They might look trashy but I always thought they were awesome because you can jam a shite load of people there at the same time and when you’re drunk AF about to piss your pants you do not give a shite about privacy and not having lines is better.

At Davis Wade Stadium they used to have a similar set up, except no trough. They just had the wall lined with a lowered elevation and drains and you would just piss on the floor/walls. Also thought that was awesome.

As for taking a shite, Vaught is nice I guess. Might get lucky and find an unfinished line on the back of the toilet, I have before.
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