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What do you call a Texas "Moo Moo" Longhorn that can't produce milk?

Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:41 am
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7282 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:41 am
A Milk Dud!!

Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
10005 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:43 am to
Hit the showers
Posted by Streetcleaner
gas huffer, TX
Member since May 2023
391 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:44 am to
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:45 am to
quote:

a Texas "Moo Moo"


Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11036 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:48 am to
Never seen anybody try to milk a steer.
Posted by SOBMarcus
San Marcos
Member since Apr 2020
1428 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:50 am to
Forget it OP is 12 and on the spectrum
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:52 am to
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Posted by MOJO_ERASER
Tulsa Oklahoma
Member since Jun 2017
5839 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:52 am to
bullshite
Posted by Warwick
Member since May 2022
1047 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Never seen anybody try to milk a steer.



"the cow's name is norman, you were pulling on his dick"
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
2954 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 12:11 pm to
Take a lap
Posted by International_Aggie
Member since Oct 2012
1088 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Never seen anybody try to milk a steer.


Longhorns love milking steers.

Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11036 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 12:15 pm to
I'm not saying they don't, I just wanna see it.
Posted by TiderNAL
Member since Nov 2010
7188 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1225 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

I'm not saying they don't, I just wanna see it.


I'll pass thank you.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3485 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

We don't have a cow. We have a bull.


Nope, Bevo is a steer. His testicles have been removed just like most of your fanbase. Bevo is also owned by an Aggie interestingly enough.

Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 3:01 pm to
Damn. You know it's bad when aggies would rather participate in Texas traditions than a&m traditions after graduating
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
1477 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Damn. You know it's bad when aggies would rather participate in Texas traditions than a&m traditions after graduating



quote:

Nope, Bevo is a steer. His testicles have been removed just like most of your fanbase. Bevo is also owned by an Aggie interestingly enough.


For the Bevo owning Aggie this is a natural progression from the nut grabbing that A&M students do while they are enrolled.

You have to be part of the LGBTQA&M movement to understand it.

And of course, A&M people can't explain it.

This post was edited on 9/7/23 at 3:40 pm
Posted by ashflathog
arkansas
Member since Jul 2021
91 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 4:30 pm to
Aggy board
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1347 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Never seen anybody try to milk a steer.


I have. But he was an Aggie.
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2208 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 5:16 pm to
I guess only in Georgia are they are used to milking a male bovine…for their breakfast.
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