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re: Today's "no shite Sherlock" post

Posted by HogPharmer on 11/12/25 at 4:32 pm to
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first post today


Still one too many
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Woke up with an erection. Pulled my wife's hand over and let her know about it. Nature took its course.


So, she got a headache?
I heard a news update on the radio this morning about how Arkansas is acquiring land to open its first Vet school in the state.

I started thinking about the demographics that go to vet school. I feel like you've got your far-right rednecks that end up caring for large farm animals, then a bunch of blue-haired hippys that just love dogs. I'm sure the classrooms for vet school have some wildly varying characters in there.

re: Do you dress up for the airport

Posted by HogPharmer on 11/12/25 at 1:47 pm to
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Not dressed up as in wearing a sports coat or anything, but I'm definitely wearing closed toe shoes, pants, and a nice shirt. Set yourself apart from the people wearing cookie monster pajama pants and slides


I set myself apart from them by sitting myself apart from them... At the front of the plane.
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Woke up with my daughter at 0430 and let me wife sleep a little longer.



Had to doubletake to see who posted this.


This post would've hit a lot different if it had come from mmmmbeer.
Bought the new Starbies holiday merch
The context in which you phrased it implied that there was a second term.
I was at my grandma's house in Southern Illinois when my uncle came running in the living room telling us that Princess Diana had just died. I had just turned 8.

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You enjoy sucking male cock.


Is there another kind that I'm not aware of?
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The Cuban Missile Crisis when JFK was in his first term as President.


I've got something to tell you...
Just adding shares at a bargain now. Done with the options until we see some more stabilization out of this.
I really expected to have to stop, drop, and roll a lot more by this point in my life as well.
BabyTac will be along soon to tell you a real man would have taken the tree down himself.

Oh and also to tell you that you're a dumbass for having homeowner's insurance. If you can't afford to fix these damages yourself, you shouldn't own a home.
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The question is, how much will it cost us? 5M?


re: Best team in the SEC

Posted by HogPharmer on 11/11/25 at 4:23 pm to
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and should be ranked below Bama


Well for starters, they didn't lose to a team that's currently 4-5 (1-5) on the season.
I took a quick dip in and out of the pool when stock price hit in the $104 range. 3DTE $112 calls for 2.12. Sold 7 minutes later for 3.55