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jlovel7
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Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
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What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
That Tom Ritter is a total bastard? That Saban survives only on little Debbies? That you don’t go or stay anywhere in Baton Rouge with streets named after presidents or states? That we play on natural grass fields? Things that piss off each fan base if you want to get under their skin?

What’s your advice to them if they want to fit in or have an easier time?

My advice is watch out for Alabama fans. I have met many. Most of them very football savvy and great to discuss the game with. come game day they will start off exceedingly nice in a bless your heart “you are totally beneath us” kind of way. But the second something doesn’t go their way, the claws come out. They get nasty and angry. The first time they don’t get that close first down call or god forbid holding gets called, all bets are off. And no matter how out of reach the game already may be, they keep this up. Maybe that’s why they’re great. But their expectations are sky high and they have zero tolerance for even the slightest mistake or even bad break against them.

Of course, Oklahoma already knows this. Just watch this female fan below after the first time Oklahoma made a first down in the 2014 Sugar Bowl.

Image: https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/fqb4DGjJsn5SPz1uhveLsx_QGXw=/1200x0/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/YJ4VRV327H72WQZWCVITNCLGAE.gif
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Walnut
LSU Fan
College Station, TX
Member since Nov 2014
2684 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
I’ve seen Alabama fans claim the refs are watching player’s buttcheeks flex and that’s the only reason they got a false start called


Sandman
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New Orleans
Member since Dec 2006
54 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
Go back


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atlanta917
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Atlanta
Member since Jan 2017
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re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
LSU- Corndogs and rape, sometimes together
UGA- 1980
UF- Jorts
A&M- fake military school, but they should already know that.


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dstone12
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Texan
Member since Jan 2007
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re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
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What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
when OSU and Clemson want in.....don't flailtantrum like aggy. Image: https://i.imgur.com/ibNcKs8.png





































It’s a Shameful look.
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TenTex
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Member since Jan 2008
15949 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
Gumps are nothing but a bunch of tea bagging tree killers.



borotiger
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Member since Jan 2004
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re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
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Gumps are nothing but a bunch of tea bagging tree killers.


This is true.


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1BIGTigerFan
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re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
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Alabama fans claim the refs are watching player’s buttcheeks flex



4Ghost
US Marine Corps Fan
Member since Sep 2016
7508 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
Bend over, Big 3-4 going in dry!


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Iron Balls McGinty
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Jul 2015
184 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
I forgot about the high-flying Bama MILF.


Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
605 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
DongHorns can keep their dildos at home when visiting Baton Rouge…

There are enough queers there to keep you freaks entertained for a lifetime.


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viceman
Alabama Fan
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
28588 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
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Alabama fans claim the refs are watching player’s buttcheeks flex


The Aggie alumns are.


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coachcrisp
Alabama Fan
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
24050 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
DUCK!!!


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jimmarley
USA Fan
Southeast
Member since May 2020
759 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
That video is known in the SEC as “Phyllis Over the Top.”


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Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
69938 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
ShaggyBevo is to the competitive tickling as the SEC Rant is to Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship

The shite talking will be brutal, and unrelenting


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TideFaninFl
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Member since Oct 2017
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re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
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I forgot about the high-flying Bama MILF



Even our women can tackle



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kajunman
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Member since Dec 2015
2729 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
For the sips, don't bring your dildo's and rainbow flags.


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jlovel7
USA Fan
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
17674 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
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forgot about the high-flying Bama MILF


Hey that’s just a moment of conference rivalry passion now. Like the annual Alabama post iron bowl murders.


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KCM0Tiger
Missouri Fan
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Nov 2011
12681 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
Don't join


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JayAg
Texas A&M Fan
Member since Jun 2021
901 posts

re: What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?
They actually need to have attended the school. No tshirt fans ragging everyday, Texas alumni and students, they can talk as much as their little smoke free lungs can muster


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