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re: What are some good jokes y'all have heard about other sec teams and fans?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:22 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:22 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Why do Bama fans only have sex doggie style?
So they can both watch the rasslin' on the TV.
So they can both watch the rasslin' on the TV.
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Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:26 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Can't even have a laid back joke thread around here.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:27 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
The Ole Miss Theater department was unable to perform a Christmas play last year because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:47 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Q. Why does Pat Summitt like Easter so much?
A. She can hide her own eggs.
A. She can hide her own eggs.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:51 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
LSU fan visits College station with his family. As he is checking into the hotel asks the clerk, "Is the porn in our room disabled". The clerk looks at him and says, "no, it's just regular porn you sick f***er"
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:55 pm to Pickle_Weasel
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:57 pm to Pickle_Weasel
I shouldn't have laughed.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:59 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Why are Florida Gators so ornery?
Cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
Why are Arkansas Razorbacks so ornery?
Cause they got no teeth
Cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
Why are Arkansas Razorbacks so ornery?
Cause they got no teeth
Posted on 6/8/16 at 3:01 pm to Masterag
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Why are Arkansas Razorbacks so ornery?
Cause they got no teeth
Joke doesn't make sense, we always have at least one or two
Posted on 6/8/16 at 3:04 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
What's the difference between a jackass and a coonass?
The Sabine River
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The Sabine River
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Posted on 6/8/16 at 3:05 pm to rockiee
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we always have at least one or two
touche. lol
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:14 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Y'all notice how any post negative about LSU tends attract a lot of downvotes? Let's take a guess which SEC fanbase has the hardest time taking a joke.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:26 pm to randomways
randomways
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ISWYDT, reductive reasoning. Are you a chemE?
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ISWYDT, reductive reasoning. Are you a chemE?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:32 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
What do LSU Fans and a sand castle have in common?
They both look good until the Tide rolls in..
They both look good until the Tide rolls in..
Posted on 6/8/16 at 4:54 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Y'all hear about the Georgia fan who lost $500 betting on their game vs Alabama last year? $250 on the game and $250 on the replay.
Tennessee girls - are the most level-headed girls in the SEC. the snuff runs outta both sides of their mouth.
What's the difference between a Kentucky co-ed and a toilet? the toilet doesn't follow you around for a week after you use it.
what's the quickest way to break a Florida fan's fingers? punch him in the nose.
What do you call a farmer driving through College Station with a livestock hauler full of sheep? a pimp.
if you have an Ole Miss DT, DE, LB and QB in a car - who's driving? the cop
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and for tRant's 2 resident house-taters Tiller & the other bonehead - Clem-U administration proudly announced increased measures on campus to encourage its students to practice Safe Sex. they placed warning signs all around the pens of the animals that kick.
Tennessee girls
- are the most level-headed girls in the SEC. the snuff runs outta both sides of their mouth. What's the difference between a Kentucky co-ed and a toilet? the toilet doesn't follow you around for a week after you use it.
what's the quickest way to break a Florida fan's fingers? punch him in the nose.
What do you call a farmer driving through College Station with a livestock hauler full of sheep? a pimp.
if you have an Ole Miss DT, DE, LB and QB in a car - who's driving? the cop
................................................
and for tRant's 2 resident house-taters Tiller & the other bonehead - Clem-U administration proudly announced increased measures on campus to encourage its students to practice Safe Sex. they placed warning signs all around the pens of the animals that kick.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 6:30 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
How do you circumcise a Tennessee fan? Kick his sister in the chin.
What do you call a 12 year old girl in Alabama that can outrun her brothers? A virgin.
What do you call a 12 year old girl in Alabama that can outrun her brothers? A virgin.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:03 pm to Bud Davis
Q- How does everyone know that a Tennessee fan invented the toothbrush?
A- If anyone else had invented it, it would've been called the teethbrush.
A- If anyone else had invented it, it would've been called the teethbrush.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:45 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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LSU's budget is probably the best joke of them all.
I Loled
Posted on 6/8/16 at 7:56 pm to cardboardboxer
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