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re: What are some good jokes y'all have heard about other sec teams and fans?

Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:28 pm to
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not attractive, pretty wide


Sums up Louisiana women
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10395 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:29 pm to
"When I book my hotel room in Starkville, I ask for a room without a view" -Skip
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34939 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:32 pm to
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Girls from Louisiana are not attractive, pretty widely accepted fact.


Yeah but they know how to drink, have fun, and put out. You know, the holy trifecta.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25179 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:32 pm to
Howe many Aggies does it take to fill a jizz jar?

3. One to hold the jar, one to fill the jar, and a third to watch and make sure nothing gay happens.
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2458 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:34 pm to
Q: Why couldn't the Aggie unscrew the jar lid?

A: In college he was taught that jars are only for screwin'.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25179 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:36 pm to
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LSU is terribly overrated in terms of talent. Much like Ole Miss, the girls just lather on the makeup. Bunch of cake faces


Unlike the Aggies girls. They just put on makeup to cover their Adam's Apple.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34950 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:37 pm to
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LSU is terribly overrated in terms of talent. Much like Ole Miss, the girls just lather on the makeup. Bunch of cake faces
You know how I know you're gay?
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2458 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:38 pm to
besides the fact that he is an aggie?
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34950 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:41 pm to
Lol. For the most part were pretty overrated in sports, we're broke and our school isn't all too great academically but our women are fuching incredible and we can drink anyone under the table.
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 1:46 pm
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
8084 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:41 pm to




Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5892 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

e can drink anyone under the table.



fricking cool bro. Probably the reason your shite state is broke
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25179 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:42 pm to
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besides the fact that he is an aggie?



It ain't queer if it's with a steer.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34939 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:42 pm to
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our women are fuching incredinle and we can drink anyone under the table.


Obviously day drinking is a thing too.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34950 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:44 pm to





Heres a joke for you
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 1:46 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29239 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:45 pm to
Did you hear about that time an Aggie had sex with a girl.....













Yea, me neither.
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 1:46 pm
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5892 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:47 pm to
What do you call an LSU fan?

Poor
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34950 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:50 pm to
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What do you call an LSU fan?


A&M's Step Daddy



UT still owns you
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5892 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:51 pm to
71-38
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34939 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

UT still owns you


We play Tennessee for the first time as a SEC game this year. We will see who owns who.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63307 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:54 pm to
Drinking and all that has nothing to do with being good looking. Sorry if that offends you
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