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Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:56 pm to Solo Cam
Aggy talking about women? How fitting for a joke thread.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:56 pm to cardboardboxer
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UT still owns you
We play Tennessee for the first time as a SEC game this year. We will see who owns who.
ISWYDD
And we're gonna kick the living shite out of you
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:57 pm to Solo Cam
Dear LSU,
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:58 pm to cardboardboxer
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cardboardboxer
Sorry I mean THE Univeristy of Texas. Don't worry though Tennesee is gonna bitch slap y'all as well.
ETA: Cardboardboxer is a pussy.
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:59 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
The story I once heard was that Tyrann Mathieu flunked a test in 2011, and for once, it wasn't a drug test. In his Intro to Basic Math class, he flunked the final and wouldn't be allowed to play in the national title game. But the university president and Les pressured the professor to give him an oral exam, arguing that Tyrann's reading skills were subpar and he shouldn't be punished for them in a math class. Finally the professor agreed, and set a day and time for Tyrann to come in and take a quick oral exam. Of course, the president and Les were there, nervous as Frenchmen in a fistfight. Tyrann sat down and the professor explained he would ask 3 questions and Tyrann had to get 100% of them right. Tyrann looked puzzled, "That's, like, 2 out of 3, right?" The professor sighed, foreseeing a bad day for everyone, but just explained that he had to get all 3 correct.
So the professor asked the first question. "Addition: what's 2 + 1?" Tyrann looked nervously around, counted his fingers, took off his shoes, counted his toes. After several long minutes, the professor tapped his watch and Tyrann finally answered, "Um...3?"
"Correct!"
Over to the side, the president of LSU and Les exchanged high fives.
"Next question. "Subtraction. If you subtract zero from one, what will the answer be?"
Tyrann was sweating now. Trying to buy some time, he asked the professor to confirm what he said, "One?"
To Tyrann's shock, the professor nodded. "That's correct."
The president and Les were now openly hugging as they watched the scene.
"Last question. Multiplication. What's 2 times 2?"
Tyrann slumped back in his chair as despair filled him. He thought and thought. He counted his fingers, then his toes. He took off his pants to count even higher. But he couldn't figure it out. He knew it had to be higher than 2, but how much higher? Finally, as the professor stood up to call time, Tyrann desperately shouted out the highest number he knew for certain existed, "FOUR?"
Over to the side, the president of LSU and Les both stood up and cried out, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, PROFESSOR!"
P.S. for any LSU fans unhappy I singled out Tyrann, I just did so for the drug test line at the beginning. We still besties?
So the professor asked the first question. "Addition: what's 2 + 1?" Tyrann looked nervously around, counted his fingers, took off his shoes, counted his toes. After several long minutes, the professor tapped his watch and Tyrann finally answered, "Um...3?"
"Correct!"
Over to the side, the president of LSU and Les exchanged high fives.
"Next question. "Subtraction. If you subtract zero from one, what will the answer be?"
Tyrann was sweating now. Trying to buy some time, he asked the professor to confirm what he said, "One?"
To Tyrann's shock, the professor nodded. "That's correct."
The president and Les were now openly hugging as they watched the scene.
"Last question. Multiplication. What's 2 times 2?"
Tyrann slumped back in his chair as despair filled him. He thought and thought. He counted his fingers, then his toes. He took off his pants to count even higher. But he couldn't figure it out. He knew it had to be higher than 2, but how much higher? Finally, as the professor stood up to call time, Tyrann desperately shouted out the highest number he knew for certain existed, "FOUR?"
Over to the side, the president of LSU and Les both stood up and cried out, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, PROFESSOR!"
P.S. for any LSU fans unhappy I singled out Tyrann, I just did so for the drug test line at the beginning. We still besties?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:00 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
A tornado touched down in Starkville and did $250,000 worth of improvements.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:01 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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And we're gonna kick the living shite out of you
I am looking forward to that game for sure.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:02 pm to Solo Cam
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Tennesee
My god you are retarded.
Keep sucking that Longhorn pacifier, morons like yourself don't know how to live unless it's under the skirt of people better than you.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:02 pm to randomways
I was looking forward to a clever joke when I saw your post. I figured if you took the time to type all that it had to be funny.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:04 pm to RB10
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I was looking forward to a clever joke when I saw your post. I figured if you took the time to type all that it had to be funny.
I was wrong.
I guess we're not still besties then. Sorry.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:05 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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Drinking and all that has nothing to do with being good looking. Sorry if that offends you
I've met plenty of good looking women while drinking.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:05 pm to cardboardboxer
quote:Got this boy mad.
cardboardboxer
The little brother is strong in you son.
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:10 pm to Solo Cam
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Got this boy mad.
I am mad. I hate when people continuously misspell things with impunity and then pretend that does not undermine their argument.
This forum has an edit button for a reason. Use it.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:13 pm to cardboardboxer
Joke thread turns into Aggies-possums street brawl. Color me shocked
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:13 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Did you hear about the Ole Miss Rebel that won the gold medal at the olympics?
He liked it so much that he got it bronzed.
He liked it so much that he got it bronzed.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:15 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
To be fair the first page has some good jokes in it.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:17 pm to cardboardboxer
quote:I edited it for you podnuh.
cardboardboxer
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:18 pm to cardboardboxer
The Skip ones about state are my favorite
Posted on 6/8/16 at 2:21 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
29 in a row.....
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