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| Registered on: | 1/2/2014 |
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re: Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses med license
Posted by AgCoug on 4/30/25 at 12:58 pm
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After all, there isn’t a single heterosexual15 yr old boy on the planet who would be able to resist a 35 year old woman who looks like her.
What the frick are you talking about? It's his stepmom. I am pretty sure most well-adjusted teenagers could resist.
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re: Kid gets DESTROYED on Shark Tank
Posted by AgCoug on 4/25/25 at 2:50 pm
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good belly laughs
I agree. For some reason, I find Mr. Wonderful saying "frick you" to a kid hilarious.
re: Colonoscopies. Yes or no?
Posted by AgCoug on 4/24/25 at 5:51 pm
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Long time lurker, first time poster here. I created an account just for the purpose of encouraging you to get the colonoscopy.
I had my first at 58 and it turned out I had colon cancer. Luckily, it was only stage 2. It had eaten through 3 of the 4 layers of the colon, but hadn't gotten in my lymph nodes or metasticized. They removed part of my colon and prescribed 6 rounds of chemotherapy. I had a colonoscopy a few weeks ago and I'm all clear now.
Colon cancer is affecting younger individuals and a colonoscopy is a small price to pay for prevention.
Congrats on being cancer free. You seem like a good poster. Post more. :cheers:
re: This Date in History: Always Look Gift Horse in Mouth
Posted by AgCoug on 4/24/25 at 5:08 pm
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Always Look Gift Horse in Mouth
I am pretty sure that expression has to do with looking at horse's teeth to determine their age. Basically, be thankful for the free horse, even if it is old. It has nothing to do with a perhaps mythical event of the Aeneid.
re: What was the strangest thing you saw at Easter mass today?
Posted by AgCoug on 4/21/25 at 9:49 am
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I / my family went to Easter Mass for the first time in years
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The thing I noticed was there was not one fatty there
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fattys probably aren't disciplined enough to turn up.
So… you’re fat.
re: Report: Houston #1 in Nation in Consumer Confidence
Posted by AgCoug on 4/17/25 at 4:03 pm
Deer Park doing great!
re: The remnants of a once great beer belly.
Posted by AgCoug on 4/17/25 at 11:23 am
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What have you done that has worked
Stopped giving a shite. I’m healthy enough.
re: Cowboys Tackle Tyron Smith announced his retirement today
Posted by AgCoug on 4/16/25 at 6:13 pm
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Is he the best Cowboys offensive lineman of all time?
No. This guy is:
re: Don’t blame someone else for the road you’re on.
Posted by AgCoug on 4/14/25 at 3:03 pm
Tough crowd.
I chuckled.
I chuckled.
re: If you were to poll Americans on how many have heard of Louisiana cities, what would it be
Posted by AgCoug on 4/13/25 at 7:26 pm
I think you are vastly overestimating the geographic knowledge of the average American.
re: Do I have to buy an iPhone to play my music now?
Posted by AgCoug on 4/4/25 at 3:35 pm
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You will have to tow a trailer with a 5 piece band on it to get any music now.
I can dig it.
re: Fyre Fest 2 having issues….
Posted by AgCoug on 4/4/25 at 10:48 am
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Fyre Fest 2 having issues….
re: Val Kilmer has passed away at 65
Posted by AgCoug on 4/1/25 at 11:20 pm
Damn. I had forgotten about Real Genius.
Great movie.
Great movie.
re: Why are M&Ms different colors? They all taste the same
Posted by AgCoug on 4/1/25 at 6:25 pm
Different colors = different cancers. Don’t eat the blue ones.
re: Ever wonder where everyone in Illinois lives?
Posted by AgCoug on 3/27/25 at 11:34 am
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Eastern Oklahoma is criminally underrated. It’s basically just an extension of Western Arkansas
You are getting downvoted, but this is true.
re: Arkansas makes Ivermectin over the counter
Posted by AgCoug on 3/26/25 at 6:07 pm
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noble prize
You sure it wasn’t a royal prize?
re: Onlyfans pro shows off her pussy wagon.
Posted by AgCoug on 3/25/25 at 9:42 pm
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trichomoniasis
re: 2025 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament: Sweet 16
Posted by AgCoug on 3/21/25 at 10:14 pm
Can Oklahoma win by only shooting free throws, haha?
re: 2025 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament: Sweet 16
Posted by AgCoug on 3/21/25 at 9:43 pm
Yeah. I’d like to see the replay. I’m guessing he took an elbow to the dome.
re: What were your favorite books to read when you were a child?
Posted by AgCoug on 3/21/25 at 2:26 pm
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