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We WERE the champions — A gump tribute

Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:34 am
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:34 am
With all the Gump # 1 threads popping up like weeds for the 2019 # 8 ranked Tide, they deserve a special rousing tribute

We WERE the Champions
(Gump 2020 Rousing Tribute)

We paid our dues
Time after time
We done our sentence
For those NCAA crimes
And bad mistakes
We hired quite a few
We had our share of sand kicked in our face
Lately and 44-16 really really blew

We WERE the champions, my friends
Now we’ll just have to take it in our ends
We WERE the champions
We WERE the champions
Now we are Top 10 losers
Mac Jones turned us into boozers
But once we WERE champions of the world

We’ve taken our bows and our curtain calls
You brought Tua fame n fortune n everything that goes with it, Nick thanks you all
It’s been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
We consider it a challenge in an SEC West race and we so sorry Mac Jones gonna lose

We WERE the champions, my friends
Now we’ll just have to take it in our ends
We WERE the champions
We WERE the champions
Now we are Top 10 losers
Mac Jones turned us into boozers
But once we WERE champions of the world

We WERE the champions, my friends
Now we’ll just have to take it in our ends
We WERE the champions
We WERE the champions
Now we are Top 10 losers
Mac Jones turned us into boozers
But once we WERE champions of the world
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:37 am to
Your coach looks like beef jerky
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24474 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:37 am to
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:37 am to
Gonna need lots of ketchup to eat all this cringe.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22551 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:39 am to
Wish I was a mod, so I could just attach this image to your signature.

Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11142 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:44 am to
Your team winning the championship apparently broke the entire world.

I blame LSU for Covid, the economy, race relations, the riots and the rainy spring we just had.
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:45 am to
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
3841 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:45 am to
Dam son, Bama was in y’all’s heads more than I realized
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:48 am to
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or , decisions decisions!
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:51 am to
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Wish I was a mod, so I could just attach this image to your signature.


Wish in one hand, crap in the other and tell us which fills first — Get busy and find some more Gump # 1 Articles to amuse me
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 12:58 am to
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Gonna need lots of ketchup to eat all this cringe.


Ketchup (Catch-up) is no longer in the Ed Orgeron vocabulary!

He’s too busy smoking that Gump @$$ with some Chachere’s n Hot Sauce!

See you in our rear view mirrors Gump
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17879 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:11 am to
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He’s too busy smoking that Gump @$$ with some Chachere’s n Hot Sauce!

1-3 vs us... half the meetings ended with y'all being shutout
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42130 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:13 am to
You seem to care more about beating Alabama than you do about LSU winning the national championship.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18162 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:16 am to
I thought LSU unseated Clemson as the champion.
Posted by RebelTheBear
Saban's spare bedroom
Member since Aug 2016
5530 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:16 am to
It's just getting sad at this point. LSU wins a championship but can't stop belly aching about Alabama. It's been SIX MONTHS Tigah fans, just enjoy your ring and move on
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:34 am to
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It's just getting sad at this point.


it was sad 6 months ago...
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:36 am to
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4439 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 8:43 am to
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12:34 am


This is what keeps you up at night?
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:02 am to
Instant classic Pokey. Love it!
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:30 am to
I’ll take the chunker in the Red shorts Leto!

We’ll roll her in Zatarain’s Catfish Fry and hunt fer the wet spot lololololol
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