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TigahJay
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re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
Alter

Gotten some good bites though I’ll give you that
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skrayper
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re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
Still the single most accurate meme in the history of SECRant.


bloupe2
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re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
What the heck is this nonsense...


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BamaRoo
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Member since Jul 2009
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re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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You seem to care more about beating Alabama than you do about LSU winning the national championsh

Hmmmmm---almost reminds one of the king of Bama
obsession 24/7, dearly departed
Mr. Cowbell Clanger, Willametta T.----almost.



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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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You seem to care more about beating Alabama than you do about LSU winning the national championship.
NEW LSU STANDARD —
No Title is truly more significant and enjoyable unless accomplished and accompanied with the whimpering of Gumps like this link Bama Rantards

We RELISH the fact we
Utterly Humiliated — The Knee
Those who gutted Sabah and his Program
Joyous Jumping Brent Genitals after 44-16
And Dabo’s one-trick poney Sunshine nominated for two Heisman Awards


LSU restored FEAR honor and dignity to our SEC after you quit & shamed a proud SEC.

SWALLOW THE LOAD — IT IS ALL YOURS

Gumps can go away mad but you will Bow B4 your Gridiron Masters and AP Coach Of Year while I post absolute truth and practice the art of Bitchcraft here.

Just ask rookie Meatpants! The Art of Bitchcraft is pissing folks off with FB Truth

Go ahead —
It’s Gump-Ding-A-Ling History Time!
Spout me scripture from the Book of Gump!
I need a nooner lololololol


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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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quote: He’s too busy smoking that Gump @$$ with some Chachere’s n Hot Sauce!

1-3 vs us... half the meetings ended with y'all being shutout


Again, a downward desperate spiraling once proud FB Program relies on 1-3 record ignoring the MOST IMPORTANT FACT

You Gumps are 0-1 against the new Sean Payton Saints LSU Hybrid 60% Pass First Spread and Shred Offense —

0-2 unless Covid - 19 saves you!

Start saying prayers to the Chinese Bats!
It’s easy just pretend you Gumps are a Cult

FIVE STEPS TO BECOME A GUMP — CULTS 101

1. Create a unique selling point — check, you got Paul Finebaum and ESPN bullchitted and that’s key as Science Fiction = popular genre

2. Build a visual brand —
check, When it comes to cult success, appearances are far more important than a coherent belief system. With all the # 1 nods being posted like entitlements here u got it

3. Get the right team —
Check, On the marketing side, it helps to have a charismatic spokesperson — ideally a super duper BS salesman like say Aflac Baw

4. Stand out from the competition —
Check, The surefire way to make a splash in an overcrowded marketplace is to physically move your cult to somewhere that is less crowded. Tuscaloosa is the perfect place

5. Define what success looks like —

GIANT FAIL — So you have dedicated followers — congratulations! But you need to figure out what your end goal is, and herein lies the Problem — Gump Cult has become a gigantic Self-Devouring CFB Failure in their clearly evident (to half the Cult) Failure to be an ELITE, feared and respected Program.

The wheels are coming off their little red wagon and all the Baby Bears $$$ and Mercs bought and paid for won’t get the train back on the tracks.

Let the words of immortal LSU Philosopher WilliamTaylor21 Ring On and On and On

They need to get it over with. He isn’t all there anymore. You could tell he’d lost his mind when he ran that dumbass fake FG with Macaroni Jones against Clemson. Lmao!

Top 5 dumbest move in coaching history. he’s been in a downward spiral since then.

He also hired a drunk to run his offense, and a bonafide r-tard to run his defense. It’s over!

Rant Over William! Cult Collapse Inevitable


Mobtro
Alabama Fan
Daphne, AL
Member since Aug 2012
2315 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
You’re weird af bruh and the shit’s not funny or clever. Is this what you do with your free time?


cajunbama
Florida Fan
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
20554 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
#insecureLSU


SummerOfGeorge
Alabama Fan
DeKalb
Member since Jul 2013
66651 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
Pokey do you think you could get us an audio version of this? Thanks in advance.


PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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Message We WERE the champions — A gump tribute by Mobtro You’re weird af bruh and the shit’s not funny or clever. Is this what you do with your free time?


What did I catch here?
A schitt eating Gump outta Mobile Bay

You’re released — No sign of intelligent FB life — Pokey out!


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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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We WERE the champions — A gump tribute by cajunbama #insecureLSU


Me? Yet here you are! the sorriest Gump to schitt between a pair of shoes on this site, as insecure and as FB stupid as they come cuz you gotta SWALLOW THE WHOLE LOAD and hide like the rat you are — All you coward internet Gumps in LA are in hiding — big internet alligator mouths and no one wearing Gump gear anywhere — Don’t blame ya lololololol

Be smart and stay hidden — After the Nov 7 @$$ whipping, you can really stay hidden in Metairie.


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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
Posted by SummerOfGeorge on 6/29/20 at 4:09 pm to cajunbama
Pokey do you think you could get us an audio version of this? Thanks in advance.

In advance — Now that’s humorous Clown George !!!

Maybe in a scary story format audio with Pennywise and A Walking Dead Orgeron with a couple of claw hammers — How would that work for ya!

I’ll get right on that George !

On second thought you and CajunBama and Mohito can all get a room and watch replays of the LSU Bama First Half


SummerOfGeorge
Alabama Fan
DeKalb
Member since Jul 2013
66651 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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Maybe in a scary story format audio with Pennywise and A Walking Dead Orgeron with a couple of claw hammers — How would that work for ya!

I’ll get right on that George !



That sounds better than I could have even imagined pokey


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thedrumdoctor
LSU Fan
Gonzales,La
Member since Sep 2016
532 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
The new TigerRee sucks more than the old one.


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Trumansfangs
Missouri Fan
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
1918 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute



Willy is unbannable. Jsyk.


PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
Willy is unbannable is Page 1 News


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PokeyTiger
LSU Fan
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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Still the single most accurate meme in the history of SECRant.


Ed Orgeron’s Big Nasty Toe meme is coming

I’m going to contract the Freek this Nov.

Apparently, attempts to heal his Big Toe after 2019 Season failed — The fungus infection first became pronounced after Florida game, getting steadily worse after he sunk the Toe two knuckles deep in Saban’s midget @R$€.

After the 50-7 aTm Route, it became hopeless and blackened. Jimbo even got a picture of it for his office with a caption that reads:

When will I get Ed Orgeron’s Big Toe Out Out of my $7 Million @$$

Add a Kirby @$$ + a Riley @$$ + a Dabo @$$ and poor Ed had to go see a New Orleans Voodoo Queen for a cure (see pic)

It’s still bad but getting better now just in time for 2020 season.


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Rohan Gravy
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
10156 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
You have the best words Pokey.

What music would sound good with them?


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TideFaninFl
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2017
2953 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute


Yeah, but who else can say that they won titles in the 1920's, 1930's, 1940's, 1960's, 1970's, 1990's, 2000's 2010's and still has the best college coach ever?

Only Bama, and that coach will retire after another Bama has won 2 more NC under his leadership.



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TideFaninFl
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2017
2953 posts

re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute
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Again, a downward desperate spiraling once proud FB Program relies on 1-3 record ignoring the MOST IMPORTANT FACT

You Gumps are 0-1 against the new Sean Payton Saints LSU Hybrid 60% Pass First Spread and Shred Offense —



Wow, a 5 point win over an injured Alabama team, and you think LSU is world beaters....

The real question is, will LSU score on Alabama in Baton Rouge this year? It has been quite a while


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