re: We WERE the champions — A gump tribute

Still the single most accurate meme in the history of SECRant.

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You seem to care more about beating Alabama than you do about LSU winning the national championsh

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Hmmmmm---almost reminds one of the king of Bama
obsession 24/7, dearly departed
Mr. Cowbell Clanger, Willametta T.----almost.

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quote: He’s too busy smoking that Gump @$$ with some Chachere’s n Hot Sauce!

1-3 vs us... half the meetings ended with y'all being shutout

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Again, a downward desperate spiraling once proud FB Program relies on 1-3 record ignoring the MOST IMPORTANT FACT

You Gumps are 0-1 against the new Sean Payton Saints LSU Hybrid 60% Pass First Spread and Shred Offense —

0-2 unless Covid - 19 saves you!

Start saying prayers to the Chinese Bats!
It’s easy just pretend you Gumps are a Cult

FIVE STEPS TO BECOME A GUMP — CULTS 101

1. Create a unique selling point — check, you got Paul Finebaum and ESPN bullchitted and that’s key as Science Fiction = popular genre

2. Build a visual brand —
check, When it comes to cult success, appearances are far more important than a coherent belief system. With all the # 1 nods being posted like entitlements here u got it

3. Get the right team —
Check, On the marketing side, it helps to have a charismatic spokesperson — ideally a super duper BS salesman like say Aflac Baw

4. Stand out from the competition —
Check, The surefire way to make a splash in an overcrowded marketplace is to physically move your cult to somewhere that is less crowded. Tuscaloosa is the perfect place

5. Define what success looks like —

GIANT FAIL — So you have dedicated followers — congratulations! But you need to figure out what your end goal is, and herein lies the Problem — Gump Cult has become a gigantic Self-Devouring CFB Failure in their clearly evident (to half the Cult) Failure to be an ELITE, feared and respected Program.

The wheels are coming off their little red wagon and all the Baby Bears $$$ and Mercs bought and paid for won’t get the train back on the tracks.

Let the words of immortal LSU Philosopher WilliamTaylor21 Ring On and On and On

They need to get it over with. He isn’t all there anymore. You could tell he’d lost his mind when he ran that dumbass fake FG with Macaroni Jones against Clemson. Lmao!

Top 5 dumbest move in coaching history. he’s been in a downward spiral since then.

He also hired a drunk to run his offense, and a bonafide r-tard to run his defense. It’s over!

Rant Over William! Cult Collapse Inevitable

#insecureLSU

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Message We WERE the champions — A gump tribute by Mobtro You’re weird af bruh and the shite’s not funny or clever. Is this what you do with your free time?

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What did I catch here?
A schitt eating Gump outta Mobile Bay

You’re released — No sign of intelligent FB life — Pokey out!

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We WERE the champions — A gump tribute by cajunbama #insecureLSU

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Me? Yet here you are! the sorriest Gump to schitt between a pair of shoes on this site, as insecure and as FB stupid as they come cuz you gotta SWALLOW THE WHOLE LOAD and hide like the rat you are — All you coward internet Gumps in LA are in hiding — big internet alligator mouths and no one wearing Gump gear anywhere — Don’t blame ya lololololol

Be smart and stay hidden — After the Nov 7 @$$ whipping, you can really stay hidden in Metairie.

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Maybe in a scary story format audio with Pennywise and A Walking Dead Orgeron with a couple of claw hammers — How would that work for ya!

I’ll get right on that George !

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That sounds better than I could have even imagined pokey

Willy is unbannable. Jsyk.

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Still the single most accurate meme in the history of SECRant.

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Ed Orgeron’s Big Nasty Toe meme is coming

I’m going to contract the Freek this Nov.

Apparently, attempts to heal his Big Toe after 2019 Season failed — The fungus infection first became pronounced after Florida game, getting steadily worse after he sunk the Toe two knuckles deep in Saban’s midget @R$€.

After the 50-7 aTm Route, it became hopeless and blackened. Jimbo even got a picture of it for his office with a caption that reads:

When will I get Ed Orgeron’s Big Toe Out Out of my $7 Million @$$

Add a Kirby @$$ + a Riley @$$ + a Dabo @$$ and poor Ed had to go see a New Orleans Voodoo Queen for a cure (see pic)

It’s still bad but getting better now just in time for 2020 season.

Yeah, but who else can say that they won titles in the 1920's, 1930's, 1940's, 1960's, 1970's, 1990's, 2000's 2010's and still has the best college coach ever?

Only Bama, and that coach will retire after another Bama has won 2 more NC under his leadership.