
parrothead
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
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| Registered on: | 3/24/2010 |
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re: Per Kane and Andrew Kolvet, there is a definite polling psyops going on right now.
Posted by parrothead on 9/25/26 at 2:35 pm to loogaroo
sounds like a psyop about psyops
re: GOP internal polling says 2026 Midterms could be as bad as 2006
Posted by parrothead on 9/23/26 at 4:54 pm to RelicBatches86
yeah but trump owned the libs and is a master 87d chess troll master?!?!?!? how can that be????
re: GMC announces starting MSRP numbers for upcoming 2027 Sierra 1500 half ton truck
Posted by parrothead on 9/23/26 at 2:31 pm to weagle1999
my mother drives a 2 year old yukon denali and that thing has been in the shop more than my 10 year old subaru outback has the entire time i've had it + the 9 years i had a honda accord before it. 2 years vs 19 years, granted those cars were only ever in the stop twice between the two of them (outside of getting rear ended). I really do like the look of the Sierra, particularly the AT4, but I would not touch a GM product right now.
re: Can anyone tell me what we are actually accomplishing in Iran?
Posted by parrothead on 9/23/26 at 1:00 pm to VOR
quote:
You actually believe the “two weeks away” story?
There’s a bridge in Arizona for sale, cheap…
Bruh, the amount of sarcasm in my statement was ridiculous. thought it would be pretty obvious since it was stated like a stop the covid spread annoucement.
re: Can anyone tell me what we are actually accomplishing in Iran?
Posted by parrothead on 9/23/26 at 8:32 am to SlidellCajun
quote:
Still afraid to call it a “war”?
Tell our dead and injured soldiers that this is just an “engagement”
Sir, engagement was in parenthesis because this is a war regardless of what the white house wants to call it
re: Federal judge orders Texas to air condition all prisons by the end of 2029
Posted by parrothead on 9/23/26 at 7:51 am to Bamafig
quote:
Criminals getting better treatment than UPS drivers!
That honestly says more about UPS than the prison system. UPS isn’t regulated by government oversight and the 8th amendment.
re: Can anyone tell me what we are actually accomplishing in Iran?
Posted by parrothead on 9/23/26 at 6:48 am to RoosterCogburn585
They were 2 weeks away from a nuclear weapon! Stop thinking about yourself and stop the spread by supporting the Iran “engagement”!
re: Could you fix her? Jennifer Lopez lookalike arrested for stealing batteries
Posted by parrothead on 9/22/26 at 3:40 pm to Shexter
thought that was my cousins wife at fisrt. they live in the sticks around Loranger.
ETA: the mughsot version not the make up version.
ETA: the mughsot version not the make up version.
re: Whatever happened to the permanent DST push?
Posted by parrothead on 9/22/26 at 12:00 pm to kingbob
quote:
Sunlight after work is extremely valuable for exercising, socializing, and yard work. I hate standard time.
who cares if the sun is up when you're socialzing and what winter yard work are you doing besides raking leaves on occassion? shortest day of the year is the week of Christmas so its not like you're missing out on much.
re: Alabama enrollment surpasses 42,000 students. Largest ever.
Posted by parrothead on 9/22/26 at 8:37 am to TideCPA
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50/50 fans? Maybe. College destination? At least 60/40 Auburn vs. Alabama.
I have met a lot of older Alabama alumni in and around Meadowbrook but the there is certainly that 60/40 split amongst high school students and 18-21 year olds. Heck it may even be worse that 60/40.
re: Whatever happened to the permanent DST push?
Posted by parrothead on 9/22/26 at 7:54 am to stout
A lot of folks probably pushed it down the priority list as daily needs are staying expensive. Yeah sure less than Biden but that’s a pretty damn low bar.
re: Alabama enrollment surpasses 42,000 students. Largest ever.
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 7:54 pm to Diego Ricardo
That makes sense. We’re zoned for Oak Mountain in 35242 and it definitely feels 50/50ish at best.
re: Alabama enrollment surpasses 42,000 students. Largest ever.
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 4:47 pm to Granola
The Birmingham metro is turning heavily into Barner country. No idea what the reason why but there has certainly been a swing. Of course that in acedotal but I trust my gut without doing the research. Alabama should be making it a point to educate and train people to go work at and lead in the biggest companies in the biggest metro area.
re: This Might Be Trump's Most Magnificent Troll of All Time
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 4:17 pm to BCvol
quote:
What makes you think he's not working. Maybe you should get back to work and stfu
wow, great comeback

re: Alabama enrollment surpasses 42,000 students. Largest ever.
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 4:10 pm to cdur86
Don't need to lower the standards, just be more generous with qualifed students and scholarships. They've been going after out of staters because they have higher tuition and greater impact to university income so I get why they do it. In general though, campus and the surrounding areas is busting out of the seams. I really dont know how much longer the university can exponentially grow without a major infastructure haul around Tuscaloosa.
re: This Might Be Trump's Most Magnificent Troll of All Time
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 4:04 pm to BCvol
quote:
I prefer tolling over pandering to our enemies
i mean yeah that is obvious but my preference would be sit down, shut the frick up, and go to work :dunno:
re: This Might Be Trump's Most Magnificent Troll of All Time
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 3:48 pm to Timeoday
I dont think people really give a shite about trolls and "owning the libs" anymore.
re: When was the last time you got laid?
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to Sampson
Saturday night :pimp:
re: Alabama enrollment surpasses 42,000 students. Largest ever.
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 3:27 pm to Granola
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18,652 in state students
This is not a good look at all. As the capstone university to the state, it needs to be 50%+ in state. Obviously 2011 changed a lot of Tuscaloosa but it has changed so much since I was there 06-10 that it feels like a shell of its former self.
re: And it was at this moment, Lane knew he made a bad career decision
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 2:38 pm to GeauxLaneTrain
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Right but it’s easier to win at certain places. You think Cignetti would do better at Ohio State?
If he can do it at Indiana, he could certainly do it at Ole Miss
re: Where are the AI receipts from all the LSU fans saying they'd win by 20+ etc
Posted by parrothead on 9/21/26 at 1:49 pm to parrothead
I did a deeper sweep of the SEC Rant SEC Football board, looking specifically at material posted Sept. 1–13, 2026, before LSU–Ole Miss on Sept. 19. I found a few additional receipts, but there's an important distinction between dedicated prediction threads and individual predictions buried in other threads.
Strongest pre-Sept. 14 receipts
1. “Sum of all fears for Ole Miss fans” — Sept. 6
SEC Rant thread
This is the earliest and clearest one I found.
TheLSUDynasty, posting Sept. 6 at 10:55 a.m., wrote:
“Ole Miss goes 7 - 5 this year…”
and specifically:
“Ole Miss will lose to LSU, Louisville, UGA, Texas…”
That's an unequivocal pregame LSU-win prediction, made 13 days before the game.
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Secrant
There's also a particularly useful context immediately above it: another poster says LSU should “blow us out” when discussing the upcoming matchup, and TheLSUDynasty responds by explicitly putting the LSU win prediction on the record.
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Receipt: TheLSUDynasty — LSU over Ole Miss, as part of a 7–5 Ole Miss prediction.
2. “See a lot of people on here getting cocky and feeling lsu is easily beating ole Miss..” — Sept. 9
This is another very good one.
The thread was created on Sept. 9, and JimTiger72 responded at 3:24 p.m.:
“Odds will be close to a pickem
LSU wins by at least a TD”
That's a very clean prediction: LSU by 7+, made 10 days before kickoff.
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The thread title itself is useful because it establishes that LSU confidence was already being discussed on the board before Sept. 10.
Receipt: JimTiger72 — LSU by at least a TD.
3. “Ole Miss offering $100k VIP package vs LSU” — Sept. 10
SEC Rant thread
This isn't a prediction thread, but there are some very explicit LSU-win comments.
NFLSU, Sept. 10 at 7:31 p.m.:
“That’s an expensive arse beating.”
And SlicedBread immediately followed with the joke about the package's:
“Postgame Experience (after A Win ONLY)”
There are multiple similar comments in the thread.
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I'd classify this as pregame trash-talk predicting an LSU win, rather than a serious score prediction.
4. “9/19 tailgate seems like a good opportunity for Oxford-area churches” — Sept. 10
SEC Rant thread
This one is weaker as a “receipt.” It's mostly joking about the upcoming game, and posters acknowledge that either team could win.
I wouldn't put it in the main list of actual predictions, but it's another Sept. 10 LSU–Ole Miss pregame thread worth preserving if you're doing a comprehensive archive.
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Secrant
Other useful pre-Sept. 14 evidence
5. “Ole Miss fans are trying so hard to validate their win.” — Sept. 7
This appears to have been on the Tiger Rant rather than SEC Rant, so I would not count it toward your SEC Rant list.
However, the discussion is interesting: Art Vandelay argued that Ole Miss's offense would struggle because of the coaching changes and lack of RB depth.
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Secrant
I'm mentioning it only so we don't accidentally mix Tiger Rant receipts into the SEC Rant collection.
6. “Usually pessimist but this feels different” — Sept. 7
Same issue: Tiger Rant, not SEC Rant.
Bert Macklin FBI wrote:
“If we beat Ole Miss in their house…”
and said he would then be fully convinced LSU was a national-title contender. That's conditional confidence, but not an actual prediction that LSU would win.
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Secrant
So I wouldn't count it.
What I found when pushing back into Sept. 1–5
I searched considerably farther back, but I didn't find a clean SEC Rant thread from Sept. 1–5 containing an explicit LSU-over-Ole Miss prediction.
There were plenty of LSU/Ole Miss discussions during that period, but most were about:
LSU's legal/SEC situation
Lane Kiffin
the coaching-staff changes
Ole Miss's roster
LSU's Week 1 matchup with Clemson
the upcoming schedule
For example, “For those of you disguising yourselves as champions for amateurism in college athletics...” was posted Sept. 4 and discussed the two teams' NIL situations, but it isn't a game-prediction thread.
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Secrant
Likewise, the Sept. 3–4 SEC Rant threads about LSU's legal situation don't provide a clean LSU-over-Ole Miss prediction.
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Secrant
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My current “receipts” list
If we're being strict and only counting SEC Rant posts/threads that actually predicted LSU to win before Sept. 14, I'd currently put these at the top:
Date Thread Poster Prediction
Sept. 6 Sum of all fears for Ole Miss fans TheLSUDynasty Ole Miss will lose to LSU
Sept. 9 See a lot of people on here getting cocky and feeling LSU is easily beating Ole Miss.. JimTiger72 LSU by at least a TD
Sept. 10 Ole Miss offering $100k VIP package vs LSU NFLSU “expensive arse beating”
Sept. 10 Ole Miss offering $100k VIP package vs LSU SlicedBread / redandright Jokes explicitly premised on an LSU win
The Sept. 6 and Sept. 9 entries are the two I'd consider the strongest actual “I picked LSU before the game” receipts.
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Secrant
+1
There's also a useful wrinkle: the SEC Rant search results show that prediction activity ramps up substantially on Sept. 14–15, including the dedicated prediction threads we found previously. For example, the Sept. 15 thread contains BenjyCompson's LSU-by-10 prediction and Drebin's LSU-by-10+ prediction.
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Secrant
+1
If you're building a “who had LSU before kickoff?” receipt sheet, I'd separate it into Sept. 1–13, Sept. 14, and Sept. 15–18, because that lets you distinguish genuinely early predictions from people picking LSU after the matchup had become the dominant topic.
Strongest pre-Sept. 14 receipts
1. “Sum of all fears for Ole Miss fans” — Sept. 6
SEC Rant thread
This is the earliest and clearest one I found.
TheLSUDynasty, posting Sept. 6 at 10:55 a.m., wrote:
“Ole Miss goes 7 - 5 this year…”
and specifically:
“Ole Miss will lose to LSU, Louisville, UGA, Texas…”
That's an unequivocal pregame LSU-win prediction, made 13 days before the game.
S
Secrant
There's also a particularly useful context immediately above it: another poster says LSU should “blow us out” when discussing the upcoming matchup, and TheLSUDynasty responds by explicitly putting the LSU win prediction on the record.
S
Secrant
Receipt: TheLSUDynasty — LSU over Ole Miss, as part of a 7–5 Ole Miss prediction.
2. “See a lot of people on here getting cocky and feeling lsu is easily beating ole Miss..” — Sept. 9
This is another very good one.
The thread was created on Sept. 9, and JimTiger72 responded at 3:24 p.m.:
“Odds will be close to a pickem
LSU wins by at least a TD”
That's a very clean prediction: LSU by 7+, made 10 days before kickoff.
S
Secrant
The thread title itself is useful because it establishes that LSU confidence was already being discussed on the board before Sept. 10.
Receipt: JimTiger72 — LSU by at least a TD.
3. “Ole Miss offering $100k VIP package vs LSU” — Sept. 10
SEC Rant thread
This isn't a prediction thread, but there are some very explicit LSU-win comments.
NFLSU, Sept. 10 at 7:31 p.m.:
“That’s an expensive arse beating.”
And SlicedBread immediately followed with the joke about the package's:
“Postgame Experience (after A Win ONLY)”
There are multiple similar comments in the thread.
S
Secrant
I'd classify this as pregame trash-talk predicting an LSU win, rather than a serious score prediction.
4. “9/19 tailgate seems like a good opportunity for Oxford-area churches” — Sept. 10
SEC Rant thread
This one is weaker as a “receipt.” It's mostly joking about the upcoming game, and posters acknowledge that either team could win.
I wouldn't put it in the main list of actual predictions, but it's another Sept. 10 LSU–Ole Miss pregame thread worth preserving if you're doing a comprehensive archive.
S
Secrant
Other useful pre-Sept. 14 evidence
5. “Ole Miss fans are trying so hard to validate their win.” — Sept. 7
This appears to have been on the Tiger Rant rather than SEC Rant, so I would not count it toward your SEC Rant list.
However, the discussion is interesting: Art Vandelay argued that Ole Miss's offense would struggle because of the coaching changes and lack of RB depth.
S
Secrant
I'm mentioning it only so we don't accidentally mix Tiger Rant receipts into the SEC Rant collection.
6. “Usually pessimist but this feels different” — Sept. 7
Same issue: Tiger Rant, not SEC Rant.
Bert Macklin FBI wrote:
“If we beat Ole Miss in their house…”
and said he would then be fully convinced LSU was a national-title contender. That's conditional confidence, but not an actual prediction that LSU would win.
S
Secrant
So I wouldn't count it.
What I found when pushing back into Sept. 1–5
I searched considerably farther back, but I didn't find a clean SEC Rant thread from Sept. 1–5 containing an explicit LSU-over-Ole Miss prediction.
There were plenty of LSU/Ole Miss discussions during that period, but most were about:
LSU's legal/SEC situation
Lane Kiffin
the coaching-staff changes
Ole Miss's roster
LSU's Week 1 matchup with Clemson
the upcoming schedule
For example, “For those of you disguising yourselves as champions for amateurism in college athletics...” was posted Sept. 4 and discussed the two teams' NIL situations, but it isn't a game-prediction thread.
S
Secrant
Likewise, the Sept. 3–4 SEC Rant threads about LSU's legal situation don't provide a clean LSU-over-Ole Miss prediction.
S
Secrant
+2
My current “receipts” list
If we're being strict and only counting SEC Rant posts/threads that actually predicted LSU to win before Sept. 14, I'd currently put these at the top:
Date Thread Poster Prediction
Sept. 6 Sum of all fears for Ole Miss fans TheLSUDynasty Ole Miss will lose to LSU
Sept. 9 See a lot of people on here getting cocky and feeling LSU is easily beating Ole Miss.. JimTiger72 LSU by at least a TD
Sept. 10 Ole Miss offering $100k VIP package vs LSU NFLSU “expensive arse beating”
Sept. 10 Ole Miss offering $100k VIP package vs LSU SlicedBread / redandright Jokes explicitly premised on an LSU win
The Sept. 6 and Sept. 9 entries are the two I'd consider the strongest actual “I picked LSU before the game” receipts.
S
Secrant
+1
There's also a useful wrinkle: the SEC Rant search results show that prediction activity ramps up substantially on Sept. 14–15, including the dedicated prediction threads we found previously. For example, the Sept. 15 thread contains BenjyCompson's LSU-by-10 prediction and Drebin's LSU-by-10+ prediction.
S
Secrant
+1
If you're building a “who had LSU before kickoff?” receipt sheet, I'd separate it into Sept. 1–13, Sept. 14, and Sept. 15–18, because that lets you distinguish genuinely early predictions from people picking LSU after the matchup had become the dominant topic.
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