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Top Ten SEC Alcoholic Fanbases

Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:11 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
48800 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:11 pm
10. Arkansas


9. Tulane


8. Auburn


7. Oklahoma


6. Alabama


5. South Carolina


4. Kentucky


3. Georgia


2. LSU


1. Ole Miss
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31773 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:14 pm to
Ole Miss too low.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
48800 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:17 pm to
yall's babies got whiskey in their baby bottles
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
We suck at football
Member since Dec 2022
4136 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

10. Arkansas
should be higher to get through football season.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1768 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:19 pm to
It's time to bring Tulane home
Posted by OilfieldLSUFan
St Tammany Parish
Member since Sep 2015
360 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

2. LSU


1. Ole Miss


Probably should flip these.
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2330 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:43 pm to
Cool now do meth
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1831 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:44 pm to
Weed. It's 2025 for Christ sakes.

Rodo
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
48800 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Cool now do meth





1. Mizzou
Posted by RelentlessAnalysis
AggieHank Alter
Member since Oct 2025
2968 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:53 pm to
Not sure whether I should feel complimented or insulted that my Aggies are not considered to be drunkards.
Posted by OhioTiger
Ohio
Member since Oct 2005
703 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Cool now do meth

1. Oklahoma
2. Oklahoma
3. Oklahoma
4. Oklahoma
5. You get the picture.
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 4:58 pm
Posted by Broadside Bob
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2012
1650 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

quote:
2. LSU


1. Ole Miss


Probably should flip these.


Just as there are three natural states of matter (solid, liquid, and gaseous), there are three natural states for LSU fans (drunk, passed out, and hungover).
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4382 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 5:00 pm to
Gotta have tGoat on here



Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
11099 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 5:00 pm to
How could Tennessee not be in the top ten? We invented butt chug.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
18325 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 5:12 pm to
Ole miss fans cant hold their booze. They'll usually drink two chardonnays and be blasted.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19290 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 5:16 pm to
We are responsible for all the bourbon, so.....
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
10252 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 5:18 pm to
Y’all seriously underestimate Mizzou on this one.
Posted by Broadside Bob
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2012
1650 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

drink two chardonnays and be blasted.


As someone who can be blasted off of two drinks, there's a lot to be said for that. It's a lot cheaper for sure.
Posted by TampaTiger87
Member since Jan 2024
365 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 7:44 pm to
Well, I notice you didn't ask, Top 10 FUNCTIONING Alcoholics, cause that is Mizzou almost the waty.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23077 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 8:27 pm to
Since when has Tulane been in the SEC?
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