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re: Those idiots in maroon and their "yell" pep rally

Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:13 am to
Posted by PorkDawg
Texas
Member since Feb 2019
5074 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:13 am to
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Certainly funnier and better than leach


Coaching history doesn’t say that, but go off
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54630 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:13 am to
I do not generally get sarcasm but got that. Thanks for the post.
Posted by Hogfan13
Member since Jul 2019
2947 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:19 am to
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OMG right? like Lane Kiffin is totally the most hilarious coach in all sports and the BESSSSSTESSST head coach in all of America.


Don't you know he likes girls!! Young ones too! Married ones, single ones, whatever! So much so that he doesn't mind cheating on anyone and everyone he's ever been with. He's sooooo cool!
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24265 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:33 am to
Looks like Aggie stuff to me.

Farmers Quit!
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3623 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:43 am to
Farmer - just because you build a big stadium and draw a big crowd don't mean it ain't gay. The Village People played to big crowds. Freddy Mercury filled Wembley Stadium. Both, by definition, gay.

You can trot those boys out there in those ice cream suits all you want. Cheer and clap and hoot and holler by the tens of thousands as they do, well, whatever that is.

Its still gay.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:46 am to
The gif should’ve gone after the stadium picture.

You said the punchline and then told the joke.

Well done.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24475 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:46 am to
Confirmed. MSU fans are not as gay as Aggies
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5793 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:48 am to
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Farmer - just because you build a big stadium and draw a big crowd


Is there anything else to do within 50 miles of college station?
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50322 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:55 am to
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Is there anything else to do within 50 miles of college station?



You don't think there is anything to do in a metro of around 300k with the majority of them being around college age? Is that what you are trying to say?
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64470 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:55 am to
So no?
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37513 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:58 am to
There’s so many men kissing women at midnight yell it’s probably illegal in most parts of y’all’s sowth. Can you people even dance in 2022 or is that still illegal?
Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
1435 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 12:59 pm to
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You don't think there is anything to do in a metro of around 300k with the majority of them being around college age? Is that what you are trying to say?
Majority of college age implies your students are 100% of the age group from 20-49, with a fair amount of 17-19 olds sprinkled in. Lotsa college kids on the 10-20 year plan, huh?

College Station-Bryan metro area

The fact that +/- 20,000 people plan their Friday night around a pep rally (Sam Houston State, is it?) is not indicative of high quality entertainment choices.
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5385 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 1:05 pm to
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The fact that +/- 20,000 people plan their Friday night around a pep rally (Sam Houston State, is it?) is not indicative of high quality entertainment choices.

Not everyone can have their school in Austin, where there are tons of entertainment choices and no interest in the local football team. DKR is so quiet you can hear a mouse fart.
Posted by LSUTigersLJM
New Orleans
Member since May 2021
1118 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 3:42 pm to
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Possibly the SECOND cringiest thing in sports


Ok, I've been trying this for years and no Aggie fan ever responds. My assumption is the Cult of Aggie teaches you to ignore questions.

You guys have to see how freaking weird the yell leaders are right? They are basically jerking off air.

You also have to recognize how weird it looks when the cadets bend over and scream right?

Will one of you reject the cult rule of not acknowledging this and explain why the hell you do it? I swear I won't tell whoever your deranged overlord is.
Posted by BiggRazorback
Prolific Poster
Member since Aug 2022
1086 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 3:48 pm to
State is annoying as hell but still not as gay as Gay & M though.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9178 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 3:59 pm to
as much as everyone bitches about the cowbells, the purpose of this is to instruct people on when to ring, and more importantly, NOT ring their bell, hence the name. you would think people would support lessons on LESS cowbell ringing....but then you forget aggie is gonna aggie.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9178 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 4:06 pm to
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There’s so many men kissing women at midnight yell it’s probably illegal


Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18181 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 4:19 pm to
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Just another cult gathering, am I right?

Check back when they break out jizz jars,awkward male cheerleaders, and grabbing their nuts in unison on a large scale while wearing uniforms.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3476 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 4:28 pm to
I'm betting those white-clad aggies could comfortably shite a football.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9198 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 4:39 pm to
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Farmer1906 You are better than this!

No, he isn’t.
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