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re: The Aggie Apocalypse is upon you, SEC fricked

Posted on 12/13/17 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80062 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Never met a single person in .mil that came from A&M.


Then you haven't been in very long.
This post was edited on 12/13/17 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

The Aggie Apocalypse



Agnarock. Farmageddon. The end of heterosexual times. Heralded by the four Hung-like-a-horse men: Pestilence (AIDS), Famine (hunger for SEC championships/penis), War (Corps of Cadets), and Death (penalty)
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17723 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Agnarock. Farmageddon. The end of heterosexual times


And lo, I saw a skinny, pale rider on the horse. His arms were covered in scabs. And his name was Sodomy, and Prolapse followed him errrywhere.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260225 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 4:11 pm to
Tim Brewster is desperate for interracial gay sex it appears
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55257 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 4:12 pm to
There goes another LSU poster making homosexual references again
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 4:22 pm to
They have obviously never read Jimbo 4:19

quote:

“Come, follow me", Jimbo said, “and I will make you fishers of men.”
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
4429 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 5:19 pm to
Who the hell is Tim Brewster?
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 5:22 pm to
Brewster is a corny arse Aggie
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18182 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

Never met a single person in .mil that came from A&M.

They seemed to have had a good thing going in WWII but now they've moved on to playing make-believe.

I've rated, worked with, and worked for a few and have been friends with a handful more. Good guys all around; thick skinned and good natured overall. Only one I can think of from the group who was a complete dud.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 6:49 pm to
Every orchard has a few bad apples.
Posted by laxtonto
Member since Mar 2011
1912 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:19 am to
Hey Aggy...this rumor is circulating around Carolina country. Found it interesting:

quote:

Hearing a rumor that the OC out of Texas A&M might be heading to the gamecocks and bringing players with him. A friend that lives in college station has a family member that works at the college.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80062 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:22 am to
Mazzone is about the worst thing that can happen to Muschamp. The absolute worst is if you get Moorehead.

There's a reason he's called "No end zone Mazzone"
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 9:23 am
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:25 am to
I don't know how valid the rumor is. He isn't one that has been mentioned at all.

ETA: Although a coach named Moorehead coaching the Cocks would be kinda funny.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 9:27 am
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:30 am to
White folk don’t talk like that. He probably had his account hacked.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80062 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:34 am to
Mazzone is the OC (was the OC)

McKinney was the RB coach (he sucks)
Moorehead was the WR coach (he's the absolute worst)
Turner is staying (OL coach)

Which "OC" is South Carolina taking?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54630 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:35 am to
If all his guys are hitting him up is he pitching or catching?

I do not understand the gay lingo.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:43 am to
Pitcher = top

catcher = aggy
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:44 am to
No name given. Was hoping y'all would have some info about it. Doubt it has any validity but was just very curious.
Posted by 24nights
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2012
4773 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 10:06 am to
So Aggie takes the d..k ? Serious question
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 10:25 am
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