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re: Texas being shitty hosts
Posted on 9/6/22 at 6:03 am to phil4bama
Posted on 9/6/22 at 6:03 am to phil4bama
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Texas is 83-67 since Bama broke your QB and your team in the natty. That’s 8 games over .500 for you mathematically challenged Shorthorns.
I'm not sure it's the Texas fans who are mathematically challenged here
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Posted on 9/6/22 at 6:27 am to Hugh McElroy
Luckily there are options around the stadium where you can buy some vagisil and tampons because you’re crying like a bitch right now. It’s football Bama gonna win by 65 up over 30 at the half. It’s a scrimmage for you guys and you’re crying about the trombone player. Does your wife’s boyfriend also think you’re a pu$$y
Posted on 9/6/22 at 6:46 am to phil4bama
Welcome to 2019. Same thing for the LSU game. It didn’t work for them then , and I suspect it won’t work for them this time.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 6:49 am to phil4bama
Why would anyone think they would be good hosts?
Their fans are all insufferable people
Their fans are all insufferable people
Posted on 9/6/22 at 6:58 am to FellowChampHooked
quote:I find it entirely believable that with so many pussys within the UT fanbase the concession area would be well stocked.
Luckily there are options around the stadium where you can buy some vagisil and tampons
This post was edited on 9/6/22 at 7:00 am
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:05 am to phil4bama
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The Million Dollar Band isn’t making the trip because Texas won’t allot enough space to accommodate them
More entertaining that the nutless bovine football team. Folks in austin should be happy to get something to increase their ticket value
Normally Nick takes his foot off the gas after halftime but hope he puts the pedal to the metal for the band snub.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:11 am to Cheese Grits
Capital T is for Trash. Seriously Texans pronounced “texsus” are a special breed of trash. Worse than hillbillies. Some have oil money but none have class. Southern hospitality ends at the Sabine.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:22 am to ulmtiger
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Worse than hillbillies.
I have spent the majority of my life in the company of hill folk aka hillbillies and they are good people. Independent and not afraid of work with close family ties in an age of "social media" that is quite anti social.
As for Texas I remember what my old man said ...
"When you go to a dance, look for the girls in the simple black dress and the pearls. They may not have money but they will have class"
Most TX fans play in the ...
No
Class
At
All
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:28 am to MackDaddyBrown
One of the traits commonly noted among narcissists and psychopaths is the narcissist (Tu) blaming the victim of its actions. We have been warning you about Texas. They are not even in the SEC yet and their fanbase is in the rant already dictating money, conditions, etc.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:33 am to phil4bama
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:35 am to MackDaddyBrown
Actually this makes y’all look soft and scared. You can’t have a visitor section because they would be too loud. So y’all spread them out like bitches. It’s not the look you think it is.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:38 am to phil4bama
They better remember:
Our AD's talk, and we will all return the "favor" in spades when those bull milkers come to SEC country to play. Happy to reciprocate the disrespect. I didn't think Sark would stoop to those levels.
The best frick you will be running up the score bigly.
Our AD's talk, and we will all return the "favor" in spades when those bull milkers come to SEC country to play. Happy to reciprocate the disrespect. I didn't think Sark would stoop to those levels.
The best frick you will be running up the score bigly.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:38 am to AustinLiberal
Nobody else in the Sec has a problem doing it....
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:40 am to FellowChampHooked
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It’s football Bama gonna win by 65 up over 30 at the half. It’s a scrimmage for you guys.
Oh Horn of little faith...
You do realize that the Bama players are going to be so distracted by the marvels of Austin and UT that they will be off their game.
Bama will get of the plane and be stunned by Austin. The restaurants, the coffee shops, the rivers that the locals call "lakes". As they drive to the game they will see the Texas Capitol which will intimidate them. And the Texas Tower which will make them feel small and insignificant.
Once inside the stadium they will be stunned by all the beautiful Texans in the stands who reek with money. The Bama players will hang their head in shame realizing they are just poor dudes from Alabama.
In short. Bama doesn't have a chance.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:44 am to MackDaddyBrown
What 9s and 10s has texas gotten up for recently?
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:45 am to phil4bama
Who’s in charge of this shite anyway, the AD? Is he some transplant from NY or NJ because that’s Bull shite.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 7:46 am to phil4bama
Texas is known for being shitty hosts
Posted on 9/6/22 at 8:13 am to CoachDon
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Our AD's talk, and we will all return the "favor" in spades when those bull milkers come to SEC country to play.
You realize "our" AD is Mitch Barnhart, right ? He'll probably retaliate at Texas by suspending a few more of Kentucky's starters.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 8:16 am to phil4bama
Not gonna make a difference. Bama by 100.
Posted on 9/6/22 at 8:20 am to Eli Goldfinger
SEC teams are now only understanding exactly what texas is and what they bring. They are an embarassment to southern hospitality and truthfulness.
This isnt the 1st time and will not be the last. They will go to ANY extreme to game the system and take control.
Luckily they will have a very small voice as a SEC member.
This isnt the 1st time and will not be the last. They will go to ANY extreme to game the system and take control.
Luckily they will have a very small voice as a SEC member.
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