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Posted on 7/26/26 at 2:37 pm to FAT SEXY
The big leaf magnolia is the coolest of all magnolias.
Posted on 7/26/26 at 2:39 pm to FAT SEXY
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The quintessential Southern Tree If the SEC were to truly get serious they'd kick any state that's not on this map out of the conference.
I will put you down as a fan of SEC expansion.

Posted on 7/26/26 at 2:52 pm to FAT SEXY
Football season can’t get here soon enough. We moved past uniforms to magnolia trees, it’s excruciating! And gay!
Posted on 7/27/26 at 1:39 am to highcotton2
My map is the only one that matters. It's their native range.
Ornamental cultivation has led to further expansion of their range.
Southern Magnolia isn't native to frickin Tennessee, Missouri or Kentucky. They would be the first on the chopping block if I was commissioner.
Ornamental cultivation has led to further expansion of their range.
Southern Magnolia isn't native to frickin Tennessee, Missouri or Kentucky. They would be the first on the chopping block if I was commissioner.
Posted on 7/27/26 at 6:05 am to FAT SEXY
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Southern Magnolia isn't native to frickin Tennessee, Missouri or Kentucky. They would be the first on the chopping block if I was commissioner.
the SEC was founded in Tennessee. You are an idiot
Posted on 7/27/26 at 6:18 am to FAT SEXY
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The quintessential Southern Tree
If the SEC were to truly get serious they'd kick any state that's not on this map out of the conference.
Any school from a state not on this map shouldn't even be considered in expansion talks
There's over 25 states on this map, you want to include all those schools?
Maybe you might want to narrow it down to something like "Any state outside the magnolia tree range needs to be kicked out!"
Eh, Fatsexy? Rice indeed!
Posted on 7/27/26 at 6:22 am to FAT SEXY
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The quintessential Southern Tree
Southern live oak with Spanish moss is more iconic than the southern magnolia.
Southern yellow pine varieties are the backbone of the Southern forestry/lumber economies and ecosystems.
I'd have the magnolia in the same tier as the bald cypress both ahead of the Sabal Palmetto.
All of this is to say, I can't wait for silly thread season to end and football to begin.
Posted on 7/27/26 at 6:25 am to Che Boludo
How do native pecan trees rank in this?
Posted on 7/27/26 at 6:37 am to Victor R Franko
Coffee hadn't kicked in. How the hell did I forget pecans?
But their native range isn't really representative of the South, even if their impact is.

But their native range isn't really representative of the South, even if their impact is.
This post was edited on 7/27/26 at 6:41 am
Posted on 7/27/26 at 7:41 am to Victor R Franko
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My map is the only one that matters. It's their native range.
Ornamental cultivation has led to further expansion of their range.
Southern Magnolia isn't native to frickin Tennessee, Missouri or Kentucky. They would be the first on the chopping block if I was commissioner.
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Southeastern Oklahoma State University has established a Magnolia Preservation and Tree Renewal Plan to ensure the preservation of The Campus of a Thousand Magnolias for generations to come.
“The Campus of a Thousand Magnolias moniker reflects the natural beauty of the Southeastern grounds
I suppose our Kudzu counts for nothing either...????
Oh, Sorry Vic.. I clicked on the wrong post to respond...Meant the Rice guy...
This post was edited on 7/27/26 at 7:46 am
Posted on 7/27/26 at 12:55 pm to Gunga Din
I was gonna say, the Southern Magnolia is pretty common here. My grand mothers house had a massive one out front and the house I bought my mom a few years ago had a massive one next door to it. Both here in Tulsa.
This post was edited on 7/27/26 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 7/27/26 at 12:56 pm to SoonerKA1999
Pecan Tree >>>>>> Magnolia Tree
Posted on 7/27/26 at 12:58 pm to Victor R Franko
What's next? Persimmons?
Posted on 7/27/26 at 1:51 pm to FAT SEXY
Kentucky was charter SEC school
First SEC commissioner was UK president
Multiple types of magnolias can be found in Lexington
Posted on 7/27/26 at 2:49 pm to MoarKilometers
quote:My little brother and I would pretend they were hand grenades and throw them at each other when we were little "playing army".
There's nothing more enjoyable than hearing magnolia cones bouncing off the roof.
Was also a great source of objects in the one of the oldest childhood games of "let's see who can throw something the farthest".
Posted on 7/27/26 at 3:06 pm to WG_Dawg
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well texas isn't "The South" so right off the bat this needs some work
That tiny part of Texas is...the rest is the mid-west or the south west, certainly not the south....and there is a heap of Texas outside that tiny area....
Posted on 7/27/26 at 3:21 pm to AwgustaDawg
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That tiny part of Texas is.
There are zero parts of Texas that qualify as capital T capital S "The South".
Posted on 7/27/26 at 3:50 pm to SoonerKA1999
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I was gonna say, the Southern Magnolia is pretty common here. My grand mothers house had a massive one out front and the house I bought my mom a few years ago had a massive one next door to it. Both here in Tulsa.
The Rice guy is correct in that in MOST Of the state... the Magnolias are ornamental. But they will grow in SE Oklahoma naturally. But to be fair, they were probably imported in and were able to establish themselves... sort of like the damn kudzu...
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