memphisRebel

The Sewanee Tigers of 1899 were undeniably the greatest college football team of all time!

It’s a shame how far we have come. When I was in school at Ole Miss, the buildings on campus were named after dignitaries and people of stature. Statesmen like LQC Lamar. It was an honor bestowed on people who accomplished something.
Vaught-Hemingway, after the greatest coach in OM history and the first athletics director who brought sports to Ole Miss.
One academic building was named after a WW1 war hero (I think that’s right, it was a long time ago) but, you get the point.
Now, if you donate enough money, they will happily plaster your name on something. Every gate at the stadium is named after this or that family. I think the freaking parking garage is named after someone who gave a bunch of money.
We’ll probably have the Pizza Hut Lyceum brought to you by the Richie Rich family foundation at some point! The TikTok Grove where every tree is named after some donor who couldn’t afford one of the concession stands.
It’s garish and gross, but here we are, the modern experience. The days of a dignified serene campus, the jewel of every state, have given way to corporate logos and insatiable money grabbing academia.
Oh well, only 5 weeks until my favorite team, The Mobile/Exxon Ole Miss Rebels brought to you by AutoZone, take to the Hollingsworth field! So Hotty Toddy, the official cheer of Zaxby’s!

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Pat Mcafee soon to be making $60M per

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Exactly! As if both of those guys wouldn’t take the job for say….$7.5m per year. It’s not like ESPN has competition. Who else is going to pay them that kind of scratch? The tennis channel?

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A steady coach is a good thing. Arkansas has had John L. Smith having a nervous breakdown, Bert getting drunk, Chad Morris as a panic hire, and a career position coach as a second panic hire.

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Man, Petrino pulled a Chernobyl on y’all. The hogs were rolling and then suddenly everything became radioactive and nothing can grow for 2 decades.
I’d much rather have a good Arkansas program, I’ve always loved our rivalry.

I admire your mock for posting this, but no

State fans shouldn’t worry about the criteria because this poll really doesn’t pertain to you. Like not at all. Not even a little bit.

“ How exactly does one go about determining these rankings? Do they take a picture of every co-ed on campus and somehow use facial recognition to determine a composite? If they don't look at every girl then the survey is bunk. They do these surveys by subjective criteria and what reputation the schools have.”

“ Steve Martin as a gangster. ”

You could melt all this stuff!

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That is such an underrated movie. I absolutely love it. Another Steve Martin movie I think is underrated is All of Me. I find it to be hilarious.

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My Blue Heaven is also a very underrated gem!

My bad, I’m not familiar with the municipalities of Alabama. But, the spirit of my post remains the same.

Ole Miss makes Georgia its bitch…..again!

Kiffin gets banned from X for excessive tweeting during Magnolia Bowl week.

aTm somehow shites the bed at the end of the season

Arkansas wins 4 games and they celebrate by unscrewing the top on their favorite wine

State continues their unprecedented run of suckage.