Bill Parker?

Jimmy Kimmel's Crank Yanker's Special Ed says "Yaaaaaaaay!"

Baltimore is a non- functioning municipality.

Kid from Baltimore transferred to my local school district, and the poor kid was not able to test into his grade. The local school district contacted the principal in Baltimore, and the response was literally "you don't understand, we can't teach these kids." I can assure you, the person who made that phone call to the principal wanted to reach through the phone and rip that woman's weave off her head.

The kid was lucky. His dad, a hard working OTR truck driver, relocated him from a bad situation with a mom who didn't take care of him and placed him into the local elementary school and stayed involved with him. The kid has progressed to his grade level, simply because he's in a good situation with family support and a school district that actually chooses to do their job.

The school administrators in Baltimore were content to cash their paychecks and let the kids fall through the cracks.

I buy long leaf straw from a company that bales it from large corporate timberland tracts. Pearl River County, MS. $13 for a big roll, which is about 2.5 rectangular bales. Search on Google and see if you can find something similar in your area.

Your other alternative is to find locals who rake it from people's yards or woods and don't have to pay for it.

That's awesome.

Indentured servitude - I'm in line for my reparations for my disenfranchised family members who toiled for years in South Georgia.

If I was from Philadelphia mississippi back in the day, I'd probably be pretty damn fast too. Gotta out run those knife wielding Choctaws.

SAXX. Was gifted a 3 pack at Christmas. Life-changing event.

I could give explicit details, but I'll refrain. If you're mobile with your work, they tend to take care of the business better than Gold Bond.

She just said "It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child."

I hopw Steve Martin at least gets to make a cameo in the movie about her life.

If Chad doesn't watch his arse, he might end up being a hanging Chad.

Serious question - what's the deal with a&m's big with a TRO?

And notwithstanding a legitimate explanation, let's just agree that college sports is a mess.