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re: Sorry LSU, Jimbo is staying in college station. He bought a calf to prove it.

Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:51 am to
Posted by FightingTigers1
Member since Jan 2009
714 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:51 am to
If LSU ever truly wants Jimbo, he would be at LSU. Luckily for y’all we will likely won’t be looking for coaches for awhile
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
8110 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:54 am to
Thank God!!!
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6528 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:07 am to
quote:

He bought it to frick it.


Tell him Willy Boy is here

Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36227 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:09 am to
Well, we can all be thankful for that.
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4344 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:29 am to
Calf was an FFA project for one of the best QB's in the state but I am sure that had nothing to do with that well thought out purchase.



Deal with it.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19194 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:10 am to
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So Jimbo Fisher just paid $80k for a baby calf per a tipster.



This sounds familiar...maybe he will take a page from the Jackie Sherrill playbook when he was at Mississippi State.

Jackie Sherrill Bull Castration




Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41619 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Is it stump trained?


I had to look that one up. Yikes
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:30 am to
quote:

He bought a calf to prove it
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:52 am to
quote:

He bought it to frick it. Jimbo to Auburn


That reminds me of an old joke... repurposed of course...

Why is the Auburn Equestrian team able to get their horses to perform at such high levels?


The horses have seen what they do to the cows... Fear is a great motivator.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 11:53 am
Posted by bopper50
Sugarland Texas
Member since Mar 2009
9189 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:48 pm to
That Calf will be steaks soon.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16191 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

They make these things that hall cattle to different places.


Wut the haul u talkin bout?
Posted by FishFearMe
United States
Member since Jul 2015
7196 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8621 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:21 am to
Stump breaking U
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:46 am to
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE OUR COACH OF WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH A CALF! HES GOING TO WAIT LIKE A GENTLEMAN FOR IT TO BE OLD ENOUGH TO CONSENT
Posted by ellessuuuu
Member since Sep 2004
8534 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:47 am to
Hmm. Looks like he way overpaid for livestock. Wonder if the owner is the father of anybody being recruited...
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22156 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:58 am to
That's stupid. IF Fisher stays at A&M, it is because that is what he wants. Nothing else. Guy is definitely a great "fit" for the school though
Posted by OldSchoolHorn
Aspen CO
Member since Nov 2014
3999 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:32 am to
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maybe he will take a page from the Jackie Sherrill playbook


Jimbo=Jackie

Left a national contender for aggy money.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22156 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:12 pm to
I could live with Jimbo=Jackie, and most A&M fans would agree
Posted by NFLU7
Houston, Tx
Member since Jan 2016
1255 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 1:47 pm to
As much as I love taking shots at A&M, bestiality is more of a Louisiana thing.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 4:44 pm to
To be fair, the calf was sent back to the Fisher family ranch in West Virginia. So, this is NOT evidence that he is sticking around.

I believe the $7.5 million salary is more than enough evidence to prove that Jimbo has no plans to leave.
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