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So, has LSU fully embraced the corndog moniker?

Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:42 pm
Posted by Moustache
GEAUX TIGERS
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Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:42 pm
I'm an LSU grad and figured it was only a matter of time...

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Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:46 pm to
If you are an LSU grad then you should know by now that we don't give a flying frick what some hillbillis have to say about us. We are who we are and that's why they hate us. Geaux tigers.
Posted by boot
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Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:48 pm to
Lol. I would hate to see her face when she's shocked.
This post was edited on 3/12/17 at 8:52 pm
Posted by Moustache
GEAUX TIGERS
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

If you are an LSU grad then you should know by now that we don't give a flying frick what some hillbillis have to say about us. We are who we are and that's why they hate us. Geaux tigers.




No doubt. I just found it hilarious the drumline eating corndogs while warming up.
Posted by StarsFan21
Galveston, Texas
Member since Mar 2014
718 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 8:54 pm to
I don't even see how people think the corn dog situation is even an insult
Posted by MarcusQuinn
Member since Aug 2005
582 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:17 pm to
Honestly, I don't think any LSU fans are bothered by it at all. It's odd and innacurate. It's not like LSU fans have some secret corn dog fetish that was outed. I think the general reaction is WTF? Nobody takes it personally because it doesn't resonate at all. I think most LSU fans shrug it off as a lame flame attempt. Somebody thinks tailgating smells like corndogs? Whatever. It has no value. It means nothing. It's the rant equivalent of "honky." On a scale of 1-10, "Gump" is a 9.5, "Corndog" is a 1 at best. Keep slinging it. Don't care.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:19 pm to
No, who cares what band geeks do
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:25 pm to
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I don't even see how people think the corn dog situation is even an insult

It isn't exactly an insult.. it is just an observation of a natural phenomena, the odor of "corn dog" that clings to everything and everyone in Baton Rouge.

Oh, I know you will try to ignore it and say it isn't true. And the students will deny and yell at people who sniff politely, and they will cuss children who ask their parents... "Dad what is that corn dog smell?" We all know you people are very sensitive about the stench and odor, and that you despair that everyone smells it, even if they are afraid to show they smell it because you might curse them and slit their tires or something.

Look Tigers, it is ok when there is nothing you can do about it... when even your weekly shower doesn't seem to lessen the odor. Some places like Mobile smell of azalea blooms. Some places smell of moss and ancient oaks like Fairhope, or Tuscaloosa. And some place just reek of corn dog, especially Baton Rouge.

I've done some online research and it isn't really Baton Rouge's fault. It fault lies in the
Proteus bacteria, known for their “sweet, corn tortilla smell” (?!), and the same bacteria is responsible for the popcorn scent of your dog’s feet.

So don't hang your head Tigers. It isn't your fault that everyone in the USA knows you all are covered in Proteus bacteria. Just get used to it... because when people visit Tiger stadium, they all begin sniffing or holding their nose or breath. But visitors are usually too polite or scared enough not to make a big deal of it.

Just accept you all have that smell. But it is OK, with that odor I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup... looks good on you though.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 1:18 pm
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Member since May 2014
6950 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

I don't even see how people think the corn dog situation is even an insult


You have a point, how can a fact be an insult.

LSU fans smell like corndogs.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Member since May 2014
6950 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by Rooco
Member since May 2012
486 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:28 pm to
Jesus, TLDR. An insult shouldn't need that much explaining
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38197 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:35 pm to
Posted by MarcusQuinn
Member since Aug 2005
582 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:36 pm to
This is sad. If you need to create folklore, you have nothing. Abort and try something new. It's not clever or funny. I'm a corn dog. Boo hoo. Whatever. Corndog out!
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11214 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:39 pm to
I guess it's the fried food?

I don't think anyone is insulted by being called a corn dog. I think it's insulting bc it's such a terribly thought out insult. "Coonass" is at least trying.

Oh, and btw, corn dogs are fricking delicious and since people have started calling us this, we've implemented them at our tailgate, so thanks haters!
Posted by Moustache
GEAUX TIGERS
Member since May 2008
21556 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:41 pm to
It's not the food or the smell. The genesis comes from auburn fans stealing oklahoma's insult to Nebraska fans. (Shocked that auburn would mimic something)

Now people try to ascribe it to tailgating smell to find a way to make it make sense. Of course, it made sense when making fun of Nebraska.
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
4681 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 9:54 pm to
Azaleas have no aroma, so this infantile amusement never got off the ground. Please enjoy your college football, it's what passes for culture Alabama.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 10:00 pm to
oh the culture argument!!!! please continue. Smelling like corndogs isn't culture buddy.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57423 posts
Posted on 3/12/17 at 10:10 pm to
Look how much you just typed out in a corndog thread, give the Internet a rest for the night
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