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re: SEC Shorts: The Auburn Fan Experience

Posted on 5/19/21 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22455 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 1:56 pm to


then laughing, then crying again...
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

They need the Bama Ride Experience. 10 guys in a waterpark hot tub having a circle jerk.


Hell yeah brother!
Posted by NutBunnies
Huntsville
Member since Aug 2009
442 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 4:27 pm to
Hop on this basketball roller coaster though.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30099 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 4:46 pm to
Is anyone else worried about Auburn this year? I just have this feeling they have us right where they want us: new coach, subpar QB, lackluster recruiting. Will pull off a 10-2/11-1 horseshoe-up-the-arse Auburn Fan Experience season, no doubt.

I'm calling it now. In the DSOR, Auburn will line up for the game-winning FG, it gets blocked, the Dawg defender goes for the scoop and score. AU player strips him and takes it to the house for the game winning TD.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21282 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Is anyone else worried about Auburn this year?

We had some other pieces in place in 2010 and 2013, most notably a good OL. We also had brand new transfer QBs that nobody had really seen. I think we are looking at 6-6, maybe 7-5 if things jell.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6745 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 5:39 pm to
Make sure you turn on the captions. Even more hilarious misery to endure!
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30599 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 6:54 pm to
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No hate for team or coaches, just the fans (Cult). It would be like hating L Ron Hubbard.

This is so disingenuous.
You use this as a buffer to protect you from the fact that you're a loser, and you despise anybody/anything that makes you feel inferior in ANY way.
I'll bet your family just loves living around you.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6455 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 8:17 pm to
That was like watching a documentary.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 8:28 pm to
A loser relative to what? Are you claiming I am envious of the life the Cult members on here have lived? Lol lol lol. I do not have to live vicariously thru 20 year old kids Airbnb.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54086 posts
Posted on 5/19/21 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3419 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 5:42 am to
Let it go my friend. This is the type of person who still writes in George Wallace on his ballots for Governor & President!
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30875 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:17 am to
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I am envious of the life the Cult members


The irony of an Auburn fan calling anyone else a cult. Amusing.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:20 am to
My favorite part of your posts is where you claim Alabama fans are too caught up in their team, and yet it is obvious to everyone here that you think about Alabama far, far more than even the most ardent Bama fan.
Posted by BrotherDawg84
Member since Dec 2020
3103 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:31 am to
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We bought a championship out of the ride, not many SEC teams can say the same......1980


FIFY
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21282 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:31 am to
Worth every penny. Why won't UGA spend the money? Only cost us $180k.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8602 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:37 am to
Maybe it's because we didn't recruit him as a TE?
Posted by BrotherDawg84
Member since Dec 2020
3103 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:41 am to
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Worth every penny. Why won't UGA spend the money? Only cost us $180k.


Cam Curse. You’re fricked forever.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105405 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:48 am to
Life as an Auburn fan for sure

Posted by Tackle74
Columbia, MO
Member since Mar 2012
5256 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:48 am to
quote:

Welcome to my life


If they would do a Mizzou one it would be like a shitty ride, perpetual torture and no championships. Damn I must be a masochist
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21282 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:08 am to
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Cam Curse. You’re fricked forever.

Won the SEC and played for the NC 3 years later. Try again. And maybe open up that pocketbook and quit being so cheap.
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