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SEC Schools as Star Wars characters.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:41 pm
Alabama-The Emperor. Immensely powerful, everybody hates him, built an empire almost everybody else wants to see overthrown. F*** him.
Auburn- Darth Vader. powerful, but not quite as powerful as the Emporer. Unlike the Emporer, he has a few redeemable qualities, but most still just hate him too.
Florida- Yoda. The former leader. Shows flashes of being a badass, and some flashes of being an incompetent cripple. Right now he's laying in his hut dying.
LSU- Jabba the Hutt. Runs a powerful cartel of drunken Cajuns, and their average fan is at least as fat/ repulsive as Jabba himself. Admittedly though, he knows how to party, and it's tough to make it out of his palace alive.
Georgia- Obiwan Kenobi. Powerful, has so much potential, but consistently just can't get the job done when it really matters.
Tennessee- Chewbacca. You keep being told how scary he is, but you haven't actually seen it. Their fans make about the same small degree of sense when they talk as Chewbacca does. It's a whole lot of loud and incoherent noise.
Vanderbilt- C3P0. The smart gold colored dude.
Kentucky- R2D2. The little blue guy you really only appreciate when you need to stop for repairs (basketball season).
Ole Miss - Admiral Ackbar. The Rebel leader who overestimates what he has, and finds himself way over his head most of the time.
Miss State - Jar Jar Binx. Just........why?
South Carolina- Han Solo. For no other reason than I love Steve Spurrier. Han is really Cocky or something too, right?
TAMU- Luke Skywalker. The new guy with a fresh face. Showed some recent flashes of brilliance. You feel like he could be consistently good eventually, but for now all he can do is dangle there with his hand missing and hope his defense doesn't keep letting him down. Oops, Alabama just scored again.
Arkansas- Stormtrooper. Everybody seems to be scared of them, and it may end up being for good reason. You can kind of imagine how they could possibly kill you, but mostly all you've ever actually seen them do is shoot and miss.
Mizzou- Boba Fett. The guy everybody forgets about until he flies in and kicks some arse. Eventually we may remember he exists and give him due respect.....eh, probably not. He talks like a Yankee and doesn't drink sweet tea.
Auburn- Darth Vader. powerful, but not quite as powerful as the Emporer. Unlike the Emporer, he has a few redeemable qualities, but most still just hate him too.
Florida- Yoda. The former leader. Shows flashes of being a badass, and some flashes of being an incompetent cripple. Right now he's laying in his hut dying.
LSU- Jabba the Hutt. Runs a powerful cartel of drunken Cajuns, and their average fan is at least as fat/ repulsive as Jabba himself. Admittedly though, he knows how to party, and it's tough to make it out of his palace alive.
Georgia- Obiwan Kenobi. Powerful, has so much potential, but consistently just can't get the job done when it really matters.
Tennessee- Chewbacca. You keep being told how scary he is, but you haven't actually seen it. Their fans make about the same small degree of sense when they talk as Chewbacca does. It's a whole lot of loud and incoherent noise.
Vanderbilt- C3P0. The smart gold colored dude.
Kentucky- R2D2. The little blue guy you really only appreciate when you need to stop for repairs (basketball season).
Ole Miss - Admiral Ackbar. The Rebel leader who overestimates what he has, and finds himself way over his head most of the time.
Miss State - Jar Jar Binx. Just........why?
South Carolina- Han Solo. For no other reason than I love Steve Spurrier. Han is really Cocky or something too, right?
TAMU- Luke Skywalker. The new guy with a fresh face. Showed some recent flashes of brilliance. You feel like he could be consistently good eventually, but for now all he can do is dangle there with his hand missing and hope his defense doesn't keep letting him down. Oops, Alabama just scored again.
Arkansas- Stormtrooper. Everybody seems to be scared of them, and it may end up being for good reason. You can kind of imagine how they could possibly kill you, but mostly all you've ever actually seen them do is shoot and miss.
Mizzou- Boba Fett. The guy everybody forgets about until he flies in and kicks some arse. Eventually we may remember he exists and give him due respect.....eh, probably not. He talks like a Yankee and doesn't drink sweet tea.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 12:43 pm
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:44 pm to Rant4days
This was well done. Have an upvote.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:45 pm to Rant4days
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:45 pm to Rant4days
downvoted on principle alone.
eta: yeah, what kilo said
eta: yeah, what kilo said
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:47 pm to Rant4days
You can say the word frick on here.
frick you
See?
frick you
See?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:48 pm to Rant4days
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Ole Miss - Admiral Ackbar. The Rebel leader who overestimates what he has, and finds himself way over his head most of the time.
Perfect for so many reasons
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:49 pm to Rant4days
Eat LeDikk
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:49 pm to Rant4days
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Tennessee- Chewbacca
We won't let the Wookie win
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:51 pm to Rant4days
Will this be up on your Mizzou blog soon?
Also, you literally have Jabba the Hutt teed up for you with Bert at Arkansas, and you whiff.
Have a downvote.
Also, you literally have Jabba the Hutt teed up for you with Bert at Arkansas, and you whiff.
Have a downvote.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:51 pm to kilo
the only thing better would have been a link to his blog
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:52 pm to NYCAuburn
nyc get me on the auburn board
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:53 pm to Rant4days
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Miss State - Jar Jar Binx. Just........why?
Meesa give you downvote
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:55 pm to Rant4days
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Florida- Yoda
Mace Windu would also have been acceptable.
Baddest Mother fricker on the block...till we were betrayed and killed by someone who was supposed to be an ally. Once stood side by side with the Chosen One.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:55 pm to Rant4days
I'm a huge Star Wars nerd and this is actually pretty spot on.
Upvote.
Upvote.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:59 pm to KajunGator
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Mace Windu would also have been acceptable. Baddest Mother fricker on the block...till we were betrayed and killed by someone who was supposed to be an ally. Once stood side by side with the Chosen One.
Yea, I would go with Mace probably for UF. UF doesn't really have the history (long term) for Yoda. However, as far as recent memory is concerned, definitely one of the baddest mofo's around.
Yoda is a tough one. ETA: Though, after his final showdown with the emperor, he does run and hide in his swamp
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 12:59 pm to Rant4days
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Auburn- Darth Vader. powerful, but not quite as powerful as the Emporer, but destroys him in the end.
FIFY
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:00 pm to Rant4days
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Auburn- Darth Vader
I know a particular Auburn fan who will be happy with this
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:02 pm to Rant4days
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Mizzou- Boba Fett. doesn't drink sweet tea.
Shut your mouth whore
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:03 pm to Rant4days
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Auburn- Darth Vader
I can see that.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 1:04 pm to Rant4days
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TAMU- Luke Skywalker. The new guy with a fresh face. Showed some recent flashes of brilliance. You feel like he could be consistently good eventually, but for now all he can do is dangle there with his hand missing and hope his defense doesn't keep letting him down.
Fresh face? Dude has been the main character since 1977.
Flashes of brilliance? He blew up the death star and was the cause of the end of the empire. That's like winning 19 national titles in a row.
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