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Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:16 pm to Rant4days
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LSU- Jabba the Hutt. Runs a powerful cartel of drunken Cajuns, and their average fan is at least as fat/ repulsive as Jabba himself. Admittedly though, he knows how to party, and it's tough to make it out of his palace alive.
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Tennessee- Chewbacca. You keep being told how scary he is, but you haven't actually seen it. Their fans make about the same small degree of sense when they talk as Chewbacca does. It's a whole lot of loud and incoherent noise.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:17 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
You little shite...
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:18 pm to texag7
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Is it weird I've never seen Star Wars? We never watched tv/movies when I was a kid
That's actually hella fricked up
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:25 pm to weedGOKU666
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:26 pm to texag7
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Is it weird I've never seen Star Wars? We never watched tv/movies when I was a kid
Very. WTF is wrong with you.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:31 pm to texag7
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Is it weird I've never seen Star Wars? We never watched tv/movies when I was a kid
Probably need to re-evaluate your life.
Get 4, 5, & 6. Watch them. Then, lower your expectations and watch the prequel trilogy so that you can at least complete the story.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:34 pm to texag7
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Is it weird I've never seen Star Wars?
Nope, I tried to watch one of them recently for the first time and fell asleep, so I am right there with ya
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:35 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
Shouldn't LSU be yoda?
Good in the 30's-60's, but fell off for the most part until the SEC(Galaxy) called for our help, so even though we were old and washed up(90's) we came back with vengeance and great abiluty(00's), but right now the decline(dying in the hut)
LSU= yoda
Good in the 30's-60's, but fell off for the most part until the SEC(Galaxy) called for our help, so even though we were old and washed up(90's) we came back with vengeance and great abiluty(00's), but right now the decline(dying in the hut)
LSU= yoda
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:35 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Get 4, 5, & 6. Watch them. Then, lower your expectations and watch the prequel trilogy so that you can at least complete the story.
4, 5, 1, 2, CW, CW TV series, 3, 6.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:37 pm to texag7
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Is it weird I've never seen Star Wars?
Congrats, you're the human equivalent to a Betamax machine.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:40 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Get 4, 5, & 6. Watch them. Then, lower your expectations and watch the prequel trilogy so that you can at least complete the story.
Honestly, it's better in Machete order:
IV, V, II, Clone Wars*, The Clone Wars (film), The Clone Wars (series), III, VI
(Episode I is optional, but most fans will disregard it as it really does nothing to further the plots along. The single saving grace is Darth Maul).
Then, after watching the movies in this order, read this article (but, you know... spoilers, so don't read it early) :)
LINK /
* - Done in the animation style of Samurai Jack. The final episodes were originally designed as a lead in to III, so you're better off watching Seasons 1 & 2 of this, then "The Clone Wars" (2008) which is an computer animated series, starting with the movie and going from there. Skip if you don't care for animated shows.
Optional is Star Wars: Rebels, which is set between III and IV, so it doesn't fit in the Machete order.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:50 pm to skrayper
Interesting. I've never seen that before. It does make some sense.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:55 pm to skrayper
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Clone Wars*
I omitted that, but it an awesome series. It kind of gave the Jedi way too much power.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:58 pm to Farmer1906
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I omitted that, but it an awesome series. It kind of gave the Jedi way too much power.
I don't think it did. I think it was where they should have been, but the original trilogy was limited by technology. Force powers were not utilized nearly enough IMO for combat. Now, the Force Unleashed video games may have been a bit overboard
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:00 pm to Farmer1906
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I omitted that, but it an awesome series. It kind of gave the Jedi way too much power.
Yeah, but understandable. It sort of answers the question, "How on Earth does a group of a hundred or so keep order in an entire Galaxy?"
"Because they're powerful as FRICK."
That, and it establishes Grevious as a credible threat. He gets watered down in the more recent series.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:03 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
Mace took out an entire army single handily if I remember correctly. Its been years since I watched them.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:07 pm to Farmer1906
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Mace took out an entire army single handily if I remember correctly. Its been years since I watched them.
Did he? It has been a while for me too. Fine by me though
. The films always made them basically normal soldiers with some extra parlor tricks half the time until they actually had to fight each other. Probably should have been more in the middle of power level of defeating an entire army and where they were in episode III. I think III was the closest to where I would have had them.Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:16 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Did he? It has been a while for me too. Fine by me though
Sort of. He and Yoda take apart an invading force that leads into III, and an earlier episode has him destroying tons of droids and then a ship that was firing an insane weapon. As far as SW was concerned, Yoda and Windu were the two most powerful Jedi.
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