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re: OT: All SEC Football Programs as Famous Male Actors

Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Billy Clitnon
Your mom’s house.
Member since Sep 2025
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:37 am to
The school that has more National Championships than yours.

Makes sense.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20334 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:37 am to
Harrison Ford

He was the best when you were young, he still is even when you’re older. Has the occasional Cowboys and Aliens wtf were you thinking moment. May still have an Air Force One left in him.
Posted by Billy Clitnon
Your mom’s house.
Member since Sep 2025
175 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:38 am to
Too good? Wait….. doesn’t Arkansas have the second most national championships in the SEC.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43043 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Tennessee - Dennis Quaid


I think you meant Randy Quaid.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8228 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:07 am to
Ford would be good. Raiders of the lost Ark was good movie and I saw it when it was released. I didn't watch any Star Wars stuff when it debuted. I'm not into all that space stuff.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26089 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Hanks is a pedophile.


Link the proof.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8228 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:16 am to
Coward. Do the research. It's there.
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
6673 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:17 am to
I was wondering who would get Nick Cage.
I wouldn’t have picked Arky.

Maybe Auburn or UF.

Such a wide range of outcomes nobody can decide if he is good, bad, or just doesn’t give a shite.
Posted by Wulfgar
Member since Jan 2013
2011 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:17 am to
Tennessee - Rock Hudson.
Tries to keep a masculine demeanor despite the fact they secretly take it in the arse more than an A&M Yell Leader and they are slowly dying of AIDS.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:20 am to
quote:

The school that has more National Championships than yours.


The title of this thread says “Football Programs.”

Doesn’t it?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18484 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:21 am to
Good job, OP.

Jealous of Auburn though
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2649 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:22 am to
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absolutely convinced of his own cosmic importance


I have to admit the accuracy here. Good job.
Posted by Billy Clitnon
Your mom’s house.
Member since Sep 2025
175 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:27 am to
Yeah. Go frick yourself queer.
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
7138 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:28 am to
Mizzou


The rest of the SEC
Posted by Gman84
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:41 am to
Well done General
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38866 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:50 am to
Clint should be Bama
Posted by DawgTired
Member since Jul 2018
775 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Tennessee - Dennis Quaid


I think you meant Randy Quaid.


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47303 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:54 am to
Posted by VU fan 43
Virginia
Member since May 2014
424 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:58 am to
This is outstanding. Hit the nail on the head.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8228 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:58 am to
lol, every man has to know his limitations
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