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re: OT: All SEC Football Programs as Famous Male Actors

Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:07 am to
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43480 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:07 am to
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Tennessee - Dennis Quaid


I think you meant Randy Quaid.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8489 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:07 am to
Ford would be good. Raiders of the lost Ark was good movie and I saw it when it was released. I didn't watch any Star Wars stuff when it debuted. I'm not into all that space stuff.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26774 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Hanks is a pedophile.


Link the proof.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8489 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:16 am to
Coward. Do the research. It's there.
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
7564 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:17 am to
I was wondering who would get Nick Cage.
I wouldn’t have picked Arky.

Maybe Auburn or UF.

Such a wide range of outcomes nobody can decide if he is good, bad, or just doesn’t give a shite.
Posted by Wulfgar
Member since Jan 2013
2050 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:17 am to
Tennessee - Rock Hudson.
Tries to keep a masculine demeanor despite the fact they secretly take it in the arse more than an A&M Yell Leader and they are slowly dying of AIDS.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
50634 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:20 am to
quote:

The school that has more National Championships than yours.


The title of this thread says “Football Programs.”

Doesn’t it?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18895 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:21 am to
Good job, OP.

Jealous of Auburn though
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2911 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:22 am to
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absolutely convinced of his own cosmic importance


I have to admit the accuracy here. Good job.
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
7230 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:28 am to
Mizzou


The rest of the SEC
Posted by Gman84
Member since Aug 2021
1170 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:41 am to
Well done General
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39728 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:50 am to
Clint should be Bama
Posted by DawgTired
Member since Jul 2018
890 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Tennessee - Dennis Quaid


I think you meant Randy Quaid.


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
48427 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:54 am to
Posted by VU fan 43
Virginia
Member since May 2014
432 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:58 am to
This is outstanding. Hit the nail on the head.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8489 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:58 am to
lol, every man has to know his limitations
Posted by General RL Bullard
Huntsville
Member since Aug 2018
1043 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:41 pm to
Thanks all!
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
50634 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 1:51 pm to
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Yeah. Go frick yourself queer.


You sure are angry for someone who struggles to read.

Angry and dumb is a good way to get your arse beat in a Sonic parking lot.
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26774 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

Coward. Do the research. It's there.



An Arizona lawmaker who was censured earlier this year for calling actor Tom Hanks a "pedo" is back in the spotlight - this time over far more serious allegations.

A new lawsuit filed in Maricopa County Superior Court accused Arizona City Council Member Jeannette Garcia of drunkenly offering a colleague a job at Turning Point USA in exchange for sex and, after he rejected her, taking his 14-year-old daughter without permission.


I researched it before asking for a link about this crap and is this the proof you are talking about? She called him a pedo and claimed it meant fart in Spanish because he did a skit on SNL as a redneck trumper of a game show. You need to crawl out of that rabbit hole and seek the truth occasionally.
Posted by Publicschoolkid
Member since Nov 2020
461 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:29 pm to
New official gheyest post of all time.
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