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re: Obligatory: Brisket is not BBQ!!!

Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by andyv95
Nashville
Member since Sep 2021
1492 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Word on the street is Aggie thinks Smoked Sausage is BBQ too...


A random dude from Utah should never opine on what good bbq is, never!!
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:42 pm to
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A random dude from Utah should never opine on what good bbq is, never!!


Why not? Even random people from Utah know that brisket isn't BBQ.
Posted by rbvol
Member since Feb 2015
120 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:48 pm to
Open pit whole hog BBQ over hickory slabs smoked all night and turned at midnight. Will make y'all throw rocks at 'the other junk'!!
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80115 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:51 pm to
Only someone who supports Joe Biden and James Clyburn would think that mustard on BBQ is appropriate. In other words, un-American.
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:51 pm to
You nailed it pardner. BBQ done right is exquisite in any form. It is a sign of God’s love for mankind. Chicken, Pork, Beef, Sausage are all delicious when prepared by someone who knows the art of “Q”.
Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:56 pm to
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Like Riley ... that brisket of his was so dry looking it was offensive


Yes it was. Only two options with that brisket. Put it in a crock pot with a shite ton of BBQ sauce then try and choke it down on a sandwich or probably the better option would be to throw it away.
Posted by Texas Yarddog
Member since Apr 2018
2613 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 4:56 pm to
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Black’s
Kreutz
Smitty’s


None of those hold a candle to Luling City Market. Skip Lockhart and drive 30 miles south to Luling.

Kreutz in particular was trash the last time I was there. Black's has great beef ribs, but City Market beats everything else on the Lockhart big 3 menu.


And +1 on, if you have to drown the meat in sauce to make it taste good, you don't know how to BBQ.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:01 pm to
Hell yea Lonnie!
God bless
Posted by Demosthenian
Zetto, Granite Bowl, & points btwn
Member since Sep 2021
384 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:10 pm to
Yeah I meant to put City Market in Luling, TX on the list. Got lost in my listicle.

The best play is driving to Austin via I-10 so you can turn north through Luling first, then hitting the other spots in Lockhart on your way to Austin.

Also reminds me of a great spot in San Antonio: The Granary. Sadly, now closed.

Think the bottom of your response missing a place name, but would probably concur with you
Posted by andyv95
Nashville
Member since Sep 2021
1492 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:14 pm to
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Open pit whole hog BBQ over hickory slabs smoked all night and turned at midnight. Will make y'all throw rocks at 'the other junk'!!


Yeah you can find that in Texas near the border towns
Posted by Trojan1998
Member since Oct 2004
1237 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:15 pm to
Also, go to Louie Mueller BBQ in Taylor and try their brisket and beef ribs. You ain’t had a true Texas experience unless you have had a giant beef rib.

In Austin, try Brown’s bbq that’s located on South Lamar in a food trailer on the side of the road. Better than Franklin in my opinion. Go to Google and check out Brown’s reviews.
Posted by truth22
Member since May 2021
1212 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:18 pm to
No, Jimbo got his extension in September when everyone else was sleeping. You think LSU is just NOW coming after him???That's what that was all about.

Now back to more serious things like BBQ. If you're on the East Coast, you're talking pouring sauce on something on a grill and yelling "come and get it" 35 minutes later.

There's a reason we dont mind taking 10 hours (at LEAST) for our "BBQ".

oh, and you might call that long-arse method the "Zeb Noland" plan of preparation.
This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 5:25 pm
Posted by andyv95
Nashville
Member since Sep 2021
1492 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:19 pm to
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Why not? Even random people from Utah know that brisket isn't BBQ.


You must be from Utah as well lol
Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:46 pm to
The people in here that say Brisket isn't BBQ suck at life and have never had a good brisket. Pork is great and all but it's the simplest thing to smoke. Probably the real reason they say brisket isn't BBQ is because they suck at BBQ and stick with the easy stuff. Pork doesn't haven't near the flavor beef does. Sorry to hurt anyone's feelings with facts.
Posted by andyv95
Nashville
Member since Sep 2021
1492 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 5:47 pm to
I actually agree with a Sooner on this.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23923 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

A random dude from Utah should never opine on what good bbq is, never!!


You realize I'm not originally from here right????
Posted by NaturalStateReb
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2012
1443 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 7:34 pm to
If it ain’t swine, it ain’t fine
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 7:38 pm to
Thank you for still giving a shite about this game.

After that staged Cockfinity War I tried to do a couple years ago I got burned out.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32240 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 7:41 pm to
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Only someone who supports Joe Biden and James Clyburn would think that mustard on BBQ is appropriate. In other words, un-American.

I think those talking about mustard are talking about mustard based sauces. Using mustard as a light slather on the meat helps hold a good rub on the meat. Mustard flavor goes away in the cooking process.
Posted by SilverSurfer2
Member since May 2019
148 posts
Posted on 10/19/21 at 7:47 pm to
Killen's is good. But in the Houston area, I will give the nod to Brett's in Katy, TX.
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