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re: Nick never went back to LSU

Posted on 8/21/26 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by braves21
Colorado
Member since Sep 2022
1811 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 10:41 pm to
Alabama legend > LSU legend
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
947 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:00 am to
“Bama is broken and it’s hilarious”



This broken?







21-0 level broken?
(Sorry I know gloating about anyone’s death is unsavory, but especially the death of an entire fanbase)

RIP







Stingley level brokenness??


Coach DeBoer 42-6 beatdown in Tiger Stadium on way to clinch SECCG ticket level of brokenness?




This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 11:13 pm
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
5478 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:12 am to
quote:

Enjoy Kalen Debose


Kalen was my son's first grade teacher's name. I'll never be able to take a coach seriously with that name.
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
947 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 1:51 am to
Just keep going to SECCG and Playoffs and advance in Playoffs and Rose Bowl and idgaf what his name is, but hey, I guess that pettiness must be what has held Arkansas football back since the Civil War wrapped up
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 1:52 am
Posted by Fisherchefjeff
Member since Mar 2021
513 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:11 am to
Your right it's over, Kiffin at LSU begins
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
6063 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:15 am to
LSU made nick saban…
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
36395 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 2:45 am to
Told LSU to frick RIGHT OFF!!!!


Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
112 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:15 am to
quote:

LSU made nick saban…


Observe the LSU fan in it's natural habitat, everyone. Delusions and hallucinations reign supreme.

A total shite pile of a team like LSU made Nick Saban, not the other way around. Nick Saban didn't build literal backwater nobodies into something and revamp their facilities, team morale, outlook, prospects, make good LSU recruits not flee the state out of desperation, give their long suffering fans hope and promise, build a solid foundation for years to come, etc... LSU did all of that for Saban.

This is why it is so hard to talk to these idiots. They actually believe what they say because they really are very stupid. I mean, dumb.
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 3:19 am
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
112 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 3:17 am to
quote:

Told LSU to frick RIGHT OFF!!!!


Contrary to years of hopeful rumors and sightings, Miss Terry never really was spotted looking for a house in Baton Rouge.
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
20548 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 7:08 am to
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TidePod


Have you been eating Tidepods? Holy shite man. You are unhinged.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
4655 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 8:25 am to
LSU made nick saban…


lol yo message board geniuses, we got another one over here
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
5478 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 6:45 pm to
Enjoy the Saban fumes while they're still in your gas lines. They've been less every season. We'll see how you handle mediocrity for the next generation.
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 6:46 pm
Posted by Bill W Tiger
LSU Alumnus
Member since May 2008
2117 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 6:50 pm to
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He could have left Michigan State and would never have had to go through the hardships of being the coach at LSU and Miami and wasting all that valuable time for nothing.


Are you on drugs?
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
112 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 6:54 pm to
quote:


Enjoy the Saban fumes while they're still in your gas lines. They've been less every season. We'll see how you handle mediocrity for the next generation.


747-558-40
Winning Percentage:57.03%

This is really sad.
Posted by Gen Patton
Member since Dec 2009
2566 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

Nick never went back to LSU


quote:

TidePod


LSU lives in your head rent-free

You gave away your succession dynasty, Lane could've been yours to follow Nick but you were too self-righteous and pretentiously sanctimonious to bring him back

Now you're stuck with Kalen Dubose and Ryan No Run Game Grubb

LSU won this war, get ready for Lane and CWJ to frick everyone in the SEC in the arse RAW

Posted by Gen Patton
Member since Dec 2009
2566 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

He really didn't give a shite about LSU, in particular. Otherwise, he could have went back to LSU as he had many opportunities to do so.

Guess what? He didn't. Guess what else? He ain't never going back to LSU. Let go of that dream.


Cope!

He almost left your arse for Texas too but retreated back once word got out and Alabama brass panicked, that was real, he would've done it so cope and spread your cheeks
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3309 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 9:58 pm to
Saban literally said his biggest career regret was leaving LSU. He will spend the rest of his life wishing he’d never left Baton Rouge.

He ask Skip Bertman about coming back in 2006, but Les was rolling.
Posted by Pat Dye 60 minutes
Member since Jun 2026
178 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:11 pm to
He never was the coach of my favorite team so frick Nick Saban, the horse he rode in on and the strap-on that Mrs. Terry uses to frick him in his midget arse.

And everybody knows that "Hawk Tuah" got its name because that's exactly what Saban was doing with his Hawaiian QB, Tuah Tagovailoa. SPIT ON THAT THANG!!!!!
Posted by dljtigers
Sulphur, LA
Member since Feb 2012
2240 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:17 pm to
Says you but your voodoo doll of him says you still have hope he would come back to Bama get use to being middle of the pack!
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
947 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 11:26 pm to


How in the world Byrne failed to even consider passing on this combo is a head-scratcher……

What could possibly go awry….
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 11:35 pm
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