Gen Patton
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re: Lane Kiffin Begged for the Alabama Job, Nick Saban Blocked It
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/18/26 at 2:46 pm to captdalton
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If you listen to what Saban, Sark and Kirby have had to say about Lane in public interviews it is consistent
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he is an immature, self-destructive narcissist who cares nothing about anything other than Lane Kiffin
If we're being intellectually honest, Saban's been the same way throughout his career sans the immature and self-destructive qualifiers
-lied to LSU and everybody publicly incessantly that he wasn't leaving for the NFL then immediately jumps for the Dolphins after the Capital One Bowl
-lied publicly that he wasn't talking to Alabama or going to Alabama then immediately breaks his Dolphins contract to go to Alabama
-immediately upon becoming the Alabama coach uses his La HS connections from LSU to begin poaching La for top players and makes fun of Cajuns
-very VERY nearly becomes the Texas head coach in 2013, all the talks and everything about that were real. Bama fans and people pretend this never happened
-blocked Lane from being O's OC at LSU
-still keeps an office at Bryant-Denny and remains on Bama's payroll despite that he does College Gameday as well
re: Lane Kiffin Begged for the Alabama Job, Nick Saban Blocked It
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/18/26 at 2:32 pm to partsman103
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At Bama a single lone letter of the alphabet, the script A, is all it takes for people to know.
Actually people confuse it for the Atlanta Braves' script A, they're so similar you need the crimson red coloring to indicate the team you're referencing
nice try though
also nobody refers to Alabama as A like they refer to LSU as LSU so weird, flaccid attempt at a comp
re: Lane Kiffin Begged for the Alabama Job, Nick Saban Blocked It
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/18/26 at 1:03 pm to partsman103
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If Bama job was to become available after this season and Kiffin was offered the job, he couldnt leave LSU fast enough.
Disagree, leaving LSU and all the resources LSU commits to its football program for Alabama is a lateral move at this point in college football history, Alabama can't give him more than what he'll receive here
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LSU does not have the name brand that Bama has
It's the most recognizable three letters in all of American sports, Amazon curated an entire documentary about NILSU, LSU created its own premium streaming platform and docuseries for Lane's first season called The Difference, the 2019 national title team is the iconic team of its generation and greatest team in modern football history, LSU has the most Nike-sponsored athletes in the country and entered into a groundbreaking partnership with the brand to serve as a launchpad for its Blue Ribbon Elite NIL program, etc, etc
To contend otherwise is laugable
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nor the tradition of being an elite football program
LSU has won the second most natties of any program in the country since 2003
re: Boosie needs better LSU fits
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/16/26 at 9:14 pm to One72
Boosie needs to BOOT UP
Boot Up makes the best game day merch of all time
Boot Up makes the best game day merch of all time
re: In Spirit of the Kiffin Bowl: Name something nice to come out of Louisiana or Mississippi.
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/15/26 at 9:20 pm to ForeverGator
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Name something nice to come out of Louisiana
the best food ever invented
the best football players in US history
Tabasco
zydeco
dixieland jazz
Dr. John
re: NYP: Former Arkansas HC Eric Musselman sued by former Auburn player Chad Baker-Mazara
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/15/26 at 12:09 pm to paperwasp
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Former Arkansas HC Eric Musselman sued by former Auburn player Chad Baker-Mazara
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Chad Baker-Mazara filed the suit in Los Angeles on Monday, claiming that just before he was dismissed from the Trojans in March, Musselman unloaded on him in a racist rant
Known Klansman and Christmas Adventurers Club member Eric Musselman
re: Alabama is a 20.5 point favorite against FSU
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/15/26 at 10:52 am to Contra
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And no Gus Malzahn on the staff this season to sprinkle in his voodoo. Say Alabama wins in a 42-3/42-10 type game. Surely Mike Norvell is gone after this game, right? They just fired their AD earlier today. That can't be good.
They probably won't can him after this game when his team's a 20.5 point dog on the road, but if things go south quickly in ACC play, he will be gone with the quickness
re: WAFB: SEC loses appeal…“Greg Sankey is a misguided missile and is going to ruin the SEC”
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/15/26 at 10:50 am to JPLSU1981
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WAFB: SEC loses appeal…“Greg Sankey is a misguided missile and is going to ruin the SEC”
The more Sankey keeps pushing and trying to single out LSU while all these 5th year pro washouts are getting TROs around the country, the more he makes LSU look sympathetic and himself unhinged and unsuitable for his current position :geauxtigers:
don't interrupt your enemy when he's making mistakes
re: Kane Wommack has the Alabama defense playing some ball
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/13/26 at 1:25 pm to Contra
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Kane Wommack has the Alabama defense playing some ball
He's becoming a star who will get P4 head coach looks which is interesting to say because he was South Alabama's head coach before reuniting with Deboer at Bama
Was a slow burn for him at Bama to get positive recognition, 80% of the time he's one of the best DCs in the sport then there's the Rose Bowl and Florida State and Pavia Year 1
His defenses tend to struggle against spread veer and shoot and RPO teams with athletic QBs but generally most good defenses struggle against those because they're so hard to prepare for in just a week's time
re: Prepare yourselves, Gumps…
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/11/26 at 2:13 pm to Funky Tide 8
I can't believe a team with 1 loss was still no. 3 at that time
re: Kiffin already having to beg LSU fans to stay
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/11/26 at 2:11 pm to Landmass
Nick Saban literally said the same thing to Bama fans during their dynasty era, nice try butthurt Ole Miss person
TOUCH GRASS :geauxtigers:
TOUCH GRASS :geauxtigers:
re: What's a good comparison for who LSU currently is? I'd say Tony Montana (Scarface)
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/11/26 at 9:14 am to saint tiger225
Scarface, vikings, Tom Cruise, Death Star in Star Wars, Led Zeppelin
the swag of the 1980s Miami Hurricanes combined with 2019 LSU and the Fun and Gun Florida teams under Spurrier
that's precisely LSU's MO now FINALLY :geauxtigers:
the swag of the 1980s Miami Hurricanes combined with 2019 LSU and the Fun and Gun Florida teams under Spurrier
that's precisely LSU's MO now FINALLY :geauxtigers:
re: Kentucky Will Lose Badly!
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/11/26 at 8:42 am to Boodis Man
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Kentucky Will Lose Badly!
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roll tide!
It's week 2 and both teams played easy opponents to open the season and looked great respectively, we don't know jack about these teams for the long run in 2026 yet and I doubt the outcome of tomorrow's game will be a sufficient indicator it being so early
That said, in a situation where teams are still acclimating themselves to the consistent grind of a regular season schedule, conventional wisdom says take the talent combined with quality of head coach
Kentucky brought in an awful lot of talent via the portal and Stein has already energized the fanbase beyond what Stoops could ever hope to do but he's still a green new head coach; on the other hand, Alabama's still immensely talented, top 15 level - as long as the residual effects of the Saban era remain even to a small degree, they will never want - and they have a proven head coach in the business
Wisdom at this early point says take the team with the proven head coach, DeBoer has also already demonstrated he'll cover the spread if given the opportunity as well
Regardless, if teams aren't on their Ps and Qs, Kentucky very well could be a trap game for many an SEC team
re: I hate to say it federal court and sec has no case on lsu
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/4/26 at 6:08 pm to Bamatide69
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Bamatide69
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I hate to say it
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sec has no case
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lsu
finally admitting the SEC protects Bama from harm and screws everyone else over?
why would anyone support a mickey mouse organization whose own commissioner does not know what the 5 for 5 rule nor what a professional is? :moon:
re: What are some things we should worry about regarding Clemson tomorrow?
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/4/26 at 1:34 pm to DatGuy6967
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What are some things we should worry about regarding Clemson tomorrow?
Them trying to slow down the game
re: Atleast it’s confirmed that the league office has always had a negative bias against us
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/3/26 at 12:46 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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Atleast it’s confirmed that the league office has always had a negative bias against us
Further confirmed by the fact they filed their lawsuit against LSU in ALA-frickING-BAMA of all places
frick THE SEC
we better go Al Davis scorched earth on their asses
re: Man I thought the SEC Rant was butthurt, Sankey just lapped yall
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/3/26 at 12:40 pm to whatiknowsofar
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Imagine trying to sue a team and coach for something that was fully legal lol.
Now imagine people thinking they'll win it.
I can't wait for LSU to finally dump the SEC and go
I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
They better blast that in DV if Sankey's in attendance then pan to him on the big screen
re: The lawsuit could, in theory, give LSU a way out of CLK s Contract....
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/3/26 at 12:36 pm to lewis and herschel
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The lawsuit could, in theory, give LSU a way out of CLK s Contract....
frick that, lets dump the SEC and go indy or join the Big Ten :geauxtigers:
re: SEC sues LSU and Lane Kiffin
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/3/26 at 12:33 pm to SidewalkTiger
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SEC sues LSU and Lane Kiffin
in a court in ALA-frickING-BAMA of all places
in light of quite literally EVERYTHING (and it's all out there), this is quite literally the SEC acting in bad faith and unfair dealing with one of their members, a founding member at that and one of their biggest brands
LSU and Lane better go scorched earth Al Davis antitrust lawsuit on the SEC, I hate the SEC, the SEC is a bunch of mafia, racketeering, Alabama, Georgia, and Texas loving dirtbags
FIGHT THE POWER :geauxtigers:
re: Atleast it’s confirmed that the league office has always had a negative bias against us
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/3/26 at 12:28 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
TRUTH
PREACH IT
PREACH IT
re: I expect I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T to be blasted over the speakers on repeat Saturday
Posted by Gen Patton on 9/3/26 at 12:20 pm to Olric
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I expect I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T to be blasted over the speakers on repeat Saturday
I am all here for it :geauxtigers:
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