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re: My German wife just asked a question about TAMU...

Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:46 pm to
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Chances are you are black. It is well known german females love bbc. Did you pull a blue eyed one on brown eyed one.



You're a total dick....



Which is much worse than my homophobic OP in most circles.
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

My friend told me that they also love the lwc too.


My wife assure me that this is true.
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:49 pm to
Don't most German women have super hairy asses? Like a lions mane from belly button to tailbone. You like that don't you?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:50 pm to
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My German wife


Pics.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:51 pm to
My British wife thinks it's weird asf too
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Chances are you are black. It is well known german females love bbc. Did you pull a blue eyed one on brown eyed one.



What the frick am I reading here
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17723 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:51 pm to
-Aggies
-Homosexuality
-Germans



Story Checks Out
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Sobaka94
Tampa
Member since Jul 2017
248 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:51 pm to
what's funnier is a grown man just used the phrase "progressive homo types."
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:52 pm to
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I've been online for a few hours this afternoon (my time)/morning(y'all's time). And so my wife started to notice the distinct oddness of the TAMU gifs in the threads in which I was participating.

She finally asked what it was all about. She was especially curious because she thought it was really military dudes, including the cheerleaders.

So after I explained about the male cheerleaders dancing around like bitches, the nut squeeze, the all male enrollment history, etc. she asked me, in all seriousness, "Is Texas A&M a school for homosexuals?". I looked at her and without missing a beat said "Yeah, is there anything wrong with that?". And my wife says "Of course not, I just didn't think you guys would have something like that in America".

So now she thinks TAMU is like a University for progressive homo types.



It's funny because TAMU is a University for conservative homo types.



Things that didn't happen for $100 alex
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

The crossover between trader joes and Surplus stores is tremendous.


I hear the public bathroom to glory hole ratio in these establishments is extremely high.
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:57 pm to
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True but Ive heard personally they like dark ones. I've been in the military so i know.



Couldn't get no pussy in Germany, huh. A shame, never had much trouble myself.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63941 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:00 pm to
Why don't yall have air conditioning?

Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:07 pm to
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Things that didn't happen for $100 alex


For a 100 bucks I'll post a video of my wife waxing poetic about the beauty of Texonian diversity. She's on the phone now, THIS MINUTE, with one of her friends discussing how great it is that in America there is a University just for homosexuals. It happened. Try and deal with it in a progressive manner.
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

For a 100 bucks I'll post a video of my wife waxing poetic about the beauty of Texonian diversity. She's on the phone now, THIS MINUTE, with one of her friends discussing how great it is that in America there is a University just for homosexuals. It happened. Try and deal with it in a progressive manner.



Now we KNOW this didn't happen.
Posted by SanAntoneAg
Alamo City
Member since Dec 2017
1753 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

For a 100 bucks I'll post a video of my wife


Hell yea bro!
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59484 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:17 pm to
Need pics of wife to ungay this thread.
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

My German wife


quote:

Pics.


Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20486 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

My German wife


pics?

Also, none of that happened.
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Need pics of wife to ungay this thread.


Done, sorry no nekkid ones.
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