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My German wife just asked a question about TAMU...
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:23 pm
I've been online for a few hours this afternoon (my time)/morning(y'all's time). And so my wife started to notice the distinct oddness of the TAMU gifs in the threads in which I was participating.
She finally asked what it was all about. She was especially curious because she thought it was really military dudes, including the cheerleaders.
So after I explained about the male cheerleaders dancing around like bitches, the nut squeeze, the all male enrollment history, etc. she asked me, in all seriousness, "Is Texas A&M a school for homosexuals?". I looked at her and without missing a beat said "Yeah, is there anything wrong with that?". And my wife says "Of course not, I just didn't think you guys would have something like that in America".
So now she thinks TAMU is like a University for progressive homo types.
It's funny because TAMU is a University for conservative homo types.
She finally asked what it was all about. She was especially curious because she thought it was really military dudes, including the cheerleaders.
So after I explained about the male cheerleaders dancing around like bitches, the nut squeeze, the all male enrollment history, etc. she asked me, in all seriousness, "Is Texas A&M a school for homosexuals?". I looked at her and without missing a beat said "Yeah, is there anything wrong with that?". And my wife says "Of course not, I just didn't think you guys would have something like that in America".
So now she thinks TAMU is like a University for progressive homo types.
It's funny because TAMU is a University for conservative homo types.
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 12:24 pm
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Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:24 pm to crimson jake
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It's funny because TAMU is a University for conservative homo types.
It's funny because it is true!!!
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:25 pm to crimson jake
Progressive, homosexual military types
Now that is a ven diagram I'd like to see
Now that is a ven diagram I'd like to see
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:25 pm to crimson jake
Must be much funnier to you than the rest of us including your wife.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:26 pm to crimson jake
If you walked around your town with a MAGA hat on, what would happen?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:26 pm to SummerOfGeorge
quote:The crossover between trader joes and Surplus stores is tremendous.
Progressive, homosexual military types
Now that is a ven diagram I'd like to see
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:27 pm to crimson jake
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German wife
Chances are you are black. It is well known german females love bbc. Did you pull a blue eyed one on brown eyed one.
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:28 pm to DaronTexas
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Chances are you are black. It is well known german females love bbc.
My friend told me that they also love the lwc too.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:28 pm to crimson jake
My Lithuanian wife thinks everybody in Alabama has gapped teeth, a huge beer gut and wears overalls.
Oh wait.....
Oh wait.....
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:28 pm to crimson jake
During the first time I met my mother-in-law, when she knew I was a TAMU graduate, she asked me "Isn't Texas A&M a school for homosexuals?"
I looked at her and without missing a beat said "Yeah, is there anything wrong with that?".
I looked at her and without missing a beat said "Yeah, is there anything wrong with that?".
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:29 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Progressive, homosexual military types
She's European and was a teenager in the late 70's and early to mid 80's. She's familiar with this...
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:31 pm to Tiger_Claw
True but Ive heard personally they like dark ones. I've been in the military so i know.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:31 pm to FishFearMe
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My Lithuanian wife thinks everybody in Alabama has gapped teeth, a huge beer gut and wears overalls.
So right up her alley!
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:32 pm to FishFearMe
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My Lithuanian wife
what website you use?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:33 pm to FishFearMe
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My Lithuanian wife
:idontbelieveyou:
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:35 pm to FishFearMe
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My Lithuanian wife thinks everybody in Alabama has gapped teeth, a huge beer gut and wears overalls.
Tell her I said, "How you doin?"
Also, sorry you had to resort to ordering a wife.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:36 pm to crimson jake
We also have a little Nazi thing going, you should ask her about that as well
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:36 pm to crimson jake
why didn't you marry an American?!?!
BAD FOR THE SEC!
BAD FOR THE SEC!
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:38 pm to Tridentds
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Must be much funnier to you than the rest of us including your wife.
You sound like a really decent human being. So I gave you a pity upvote. You're welcome.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 12:43 pm to crimson jake
Why didn't you buy American?
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