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re: SEC QB Stats vs Power 5 Teams

Posted by crimson jake on 9/30/18 at 6:12 pm
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8. Jarrett Stidham (Auburn) (128.40)


Stidham scratching and clawing bis way to the bottom.

:dude:
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Why are Bama fans obsessed with Burrow?


I think it's because he's on the cusp of averageness.This combined with LSU's slightly above average D and some lucky breaks could force Tua to have to lead an offensive series or 2 in the 2nd half.
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My bad that guy. I went to upvote and accidentally downvoted. Slippery thumb



You can change an upvote to a downvote or vice versa buy turning your device upside down. :cheers:
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Some people talk shite without base but everyone knows LSU is the one program that has the ability to challenge them



re: Massey Composite - Post Week 5

Posted by crimson jake on 9/30/18 at 4:01 pm
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Scar at #25 is a joke


You misspelled "Auburn at #10"

:cheers:

re: Massey Composite - Post Week 5

Posted by crimson jake on 9/30/18 at 3:59 pm
UT too high

Arkie gonna take a tumble next week
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Yea Auburn has been an embarrassment to our conference and the whole country in general


But muh Stidham.

re: The lie of lsu's schedule.

Posted by crimson jake on 9/30/18 at 1:54 pm
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Yeah the longer those purple and yellow mud ducks suck at that "toughest schedule on the planet" teet, the quicker it dries. Lsu hasn't beaten jackshit. Miami is over in the ACC playing intramural football and auburn has the offensive potency of a fricking marshmallow gun. Lsu has one good east division game and they hang on the cross as though there's a "skull and bones" like conspiracy against them. I hope that never changes. It's a trait unique to their fanbase. They actually believe the SEC offices conspire against them, really they do. It's engrained in the louisiana sports culture. Saints fans are the same way about Roger Goodell. If lsu fans aren't being victimized, they're just not happy. Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds. Nope. This season's alot like 15. The season leonard fournette politely handed Derrick Henry the heisman trophy but this year? The entire lsu defense will hand it to tua Tagovailoa. You see the lord loves the alabama crimson tide above all others and after tua strips lsu of all it's worldly goods. He's gonna sit down in your living room and tell you about jesus.



re: AP Poll week 6

Posted by crimson jake on 9/30/18 at 1:46 pm
Bama too low
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Jeudy is better than Ridley



I could see Julio as a solid #2 behind Jeudy but by the end of the year he'd prolly be #3 behind Waddle.
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he's better than any WR currently on the Bama roster by far



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Automatic upvote for pic of chicks in bikinis



Yeah but that pass efficiency rating though.
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Come on, man. If he had Tua throwing to him, he'd be putting up monster stats. Or at least as monstrous as could possibly be considering how many guys Tua spreads the ball around to for the 1.5 quarters per game all of those guys are on the field.



In all likelihood it would be M. Jones, not Tua, throwing him the ball.
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no he'd be a clear #1



Not a chance. Don't get me wrong. He is good just not the calibre of the guys catching the ball now.
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I don't know about that. But there would be 5 freaks on the field at WR. Can you imagine a 5 wide with Ridley, Jeudy, Devonta Smith, Waddle, and Ruggs? All 5 will be 1st round draft picks, barring injuries. And Waddle is the most freakish of all of them.



He's just not on the same level as this group.
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"Poor" guy came along one year too soon. He could be playing in a video game offense right now.




He'd just be sitting behind the current group anyways.
I've never seen a team entering October ranked in the Top 10 as despondent as Barn fans. Are they even trollable?

They look like monolithic blocks of granite...


is what they're trying to catch the ball with. I'll bet Ta'amu loves throwing three straight strikes that end up in the dirt when it's a still a game. Dudes have talent but they have about as much discipline and focus as the rest of the team.
M. Jones or J. Stidham

I know Jones has a much higher QBR but Stidham has a hot girlfriend.