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re: My German wife just asked a question about TAMU...
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:46 pm to Warrior Poet
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:46 pm to Warrior Poet
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Your post is worthless without wife pics. She sounds like a dumbass, so I sincerely hope she is attractive.
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Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:49 pm to crimson jake
Suspicion confirmed. You married a hot blonde bimbo. Good on you scooter. 
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:50 pm to crimson jake
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My German wife
Not sure if its been said...
PICS?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 1:51 pm to Warrior Poet
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She clearly learned English from Ed Orgeron.
I don't know about that, but she love me long time and give me sucky sucky.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:04 pm to SthGADawg
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Not sure if its been said... PICS?
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Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:05 pm to crimson jake
I asked my 2D anime wife and she agrees they’re weird as frick.
Btw, I heard they make the men sit to pee in Germany. Can your wife confirm?
Btw, I heard they make the men sit to pee in Germany. Can your wife confirm?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:07 pm to crimson jake
I will take it. I remember and anti-gay rally from my time there that always makes me angry to think about.
The thought that fellow SEC fans think the guy holding the "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" sign is gay makes me smile.
The thought that fellow SEC fans think the guy holding the "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" sign is gay makes me smile.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:17 pm to PickupAutist
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Can your wife confirm?
Männer müssen sitzen beim pinkeln, ja.
Gruß
Heike
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:18 pm to cardboardboxer
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I will take it. I remember and anti-gay rally from my time there that always makes me angry to think about. The thought that fellow SEC fans think the guy holding the "Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" sign is gay makes me smile.
Respect.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:59 pm to crimson jake
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Männer müssen sitzen beim pinkeln, ja. Gruß Heike
Then my fears are true. All the real German men died fighting in the world wars.
But on the other hand a real 3D grill and aryan goddess just responded to me personally on the internet.
See ya, virgins
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:06 pm to crimson jake
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she asked me, in all seriousness, "Is Texas A&M a school for homosexuals?"
Your wife sounds developmentally challenged.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:14 pm to EKG
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Your wife sounds developmentally challenged.
Right, being german doesn't explain someone being this oblivious. Which lends itself further to the OP being fiction, and the OP not being the brightest crayon in the box...
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:15 pm to crimson jake
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So now she thinks TAMU is like a University for progressive homo types.
You trying to say it's not?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:16 pm to crimson jake
Oh yeah, she definitely into BDSM.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:16 pm to crimson jake
Dear diary, today I lied to my cousin about A&M
Signed
Bama fan
This is pathetic
Signed
Bama fan
This is pathetic
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:22 pm to Tiger_Claw
No homosexual friend of mine is as big of a a **** as any atm fans
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:24 pm to crimson jake
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For a 100 bucks I'll post a video of my wife waxing
Aggies don't want to see that
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:28 pm to DaronTexas
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Chances are you are black. It is well known german females love bbc. Did you pull a blue eyed one on brown eyed one.
I've known several German women over the years. All are married to white guys. And really, it's 2018. Who gives a shite about interracial couples? Probably the coolest Aggy on here is a Black dude with a white wife. If you want to bitch about interracial couples, the political board is next door.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:31 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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What the frick am I reading here
The ramblings of a white dude that's insecure about his dick, and thinks all black dudes are hung like Lexington Steele.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:31 pm to crimson jake
You SEC folks need to learn this (set to aggy fight song in faggy voice):
We are the kiddies in the, kiddy corps
All little Aggies ages 2 to 4
We play the soldier boy from, morn to night
We are the ones who have that weal ol fwight
The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You, that is the song they sing so well
(Makes you so mad you could just spit!)
So rickety zam, rickety zam, aww to hell with Texas A&M
I want my mom-mee, I want my mo-ah-mee
I want my mommy! Now! Ehhhhhhh....
We are the kiddies in the, kiddy corps
All little Aggies ages 2 to 4
We play the soldier boy from, morn to night
We are the ones who have that weal ol fwight
The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You, that is the song they sing so well
(Makes you so mad you could just spit!)
So rickety zam, rickety zam, aww to hell with Texas A&M
I want my mom-mee, I want my mo-ah-mee
I want my mommy! Now! Ehhhhhhh....
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