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Missouri is like a big overweight woman who isn’t good at anything

Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:01 pm
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:01 pm
I mean think about it. They offer nothing to the SEC, they suck at everything, but they get all the benefits and cuts of the loot from what is good about the conference.

Then they bring up wrestling like a fat woman brings up how they bring in groceries once every two months And it’s not even for your kids because it’s for a different conference

They are the hugest welfare Queens in all of Division 1

Posted by Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
2286 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:03 pm to
That sounds hot and she would probably be down for anything
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:04 pm to
and Kansas is like her meth headed skinny boyfriend. So?
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:06 pm to
Their teams with Brad smith and chase Daniels were pretty fun
This post was edited on 7/14/22 at 10:15 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:12 pm to

Mizzou definitely is on WIC and has an EBT card. Just muddling through life with their hands out.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7147 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:15 pm to
N.C. State sounding more and more like an SEC program. I say, c'mon on in, Wolfpack.
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

and Kansas is like her meth headed skinny boyfriend. So?


No, that is incorrect
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:24 pm to
Jrv2damac
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4371 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Mizzou definitely is on WIC and has an EBT card. Just muddling through life with their hands out


There no groceries she traded those handouts for meth
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:45 pm to

Good observation. The kids need foster homes if they ever want to break the methhead cycle.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3897 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 11:33 pm to
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 11:46 pm to
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6761 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:14 am to
quote:

I mean think about it. They offer nothing to the SEC, they suck at everything, but they get all the benefits and cuts of the loot from what is good about the conference. Then they bring up wrestling like a fat woman brings up how they bring in groceries once every two months And it’s not even for your kids because it’s for a different conference


It is impossible for one to read the above and not conclude that you’re describing your own household.
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:25 am to
No you’re just retarded
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4159 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:45 am to
quote:

That sounds hot and she would probably be down for anything


The smell, though.
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10144 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 3:47 am to
It’s JRV.

However, could easily be a Harry Rex alter
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
5862 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:07 am to
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
5890 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:17 am to
Get the flour out boys. You gunna need to find our wet spot.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6734 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:38 am to
Sounds like he's had his arse whipped by a fat, lazy woman.


Repeatedly.
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
2763 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:54 am to
Big, overweight, hugest. Maybe writing isn’t for you champ.
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