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Missouri is like a big overweight woman who isn’t good at anything
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:01 pm
I mean think about it. They offer nothing to the SEC, they suck at everything, but they get all the benefits and cuts of the loot from what is good about the conference.
Then they bring up wrestling like a fat woman brings up how they bring in groceries once every two months And it’s not even for your kids because it’s for a different conference
They are the hugest welfare Queens in all of Division 1
Then they bring up wrestling like a fat woman brings up how they bring in groceries once every two months And it’s not even for your kids because it’s for a different conference
They are the hugest welfare Queens in all of Division 1
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:03 pm to WhaddupDawg
That sounds hot and she would probably be down for anything
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:04 pm to WhaddupDawg
and Kansas is like her meth headed skinny boyfriend. So?
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:06 pm to WhaddupDawg
Their teams with Brad smith and chase Daniels were pretty fun
This post was edited on 7/14/22 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:12 pm to WhaddupDawg
Mizzou definitely is on WIC and has an EBT card. Just muddling through life with their hands out.
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:15 pm to WhaddupDawg
N.C. State sounding more and more like an SEC program. I say, c'mon on in, Wolfpack.
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:23 pm to five_fivesix
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and Kansas is like her meth headed skinny boyfriend. So?
No, that is incorrect
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:26 pm to Sao
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Mizzou definitely is on WIC and has an EBT card. Just muddling through life with their hands out
There no groceries she traded those handouts for meth
Posted on 7/14/22 at 10:45 pm to swinetime
Good observation. The kids need foster homes if they ever want to break the methhead cycle.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:14 am to WhaddupDawg
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I mean think about it. They offer nothing to the SEC, they suck at everything, but they get all the benefits and cuts of the loot from what is good about the conference. Then they bring up wrestling like a fat woman brings up how they bring in groceries once every two months And it’s not even for your kids because it’s for a different conference
It is impossible for one to read the above and not conclude that you’re describing your own household.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 12:45 am to Rip Torn
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That sounds hot and she would probably be down for anything
The smell, though.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 3:47 am to weremoose
It’s JRV.
However, could easily be a Harry Rex alter
However, could easily be a Harry Rex alter
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:17 am to WhaddupDawg
Get the flour out boys. You gunna need to find our wet spot.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:38 am to everytrueson
Sounds like he's had his arse whipped by a fat, lazy woman.
Repeatedly.
Repeatedly.
Posted on 7/15/22 at 6:54 am to WhaddupDawg
Big, overweight, hugest. Maybe writing isn’t for you champ.
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