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WhaddupDawg
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Member since Apr 2022
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Missouri is like a big overweight woman who isn’t good at anything

I mean think about it. They offer nothing to the SEC, they suck at everything, but they get all the benefits and cuts of the loot from what is good about the conference.

Then they bring up wrestling like a fat woman brings up how they bring in groceries once every two months And it’s not even for your kids because it’s for a different conference

They are the hugest welfare Queens in all of Division 1



Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
981 posts

That sounds hot and she would probably be down for anything


five_fivesix
Alabama Fan
Supreme Exalted
Member since Aug 2012
11488 posts

and Kansas is like her meth headed skinny boyfriend. So?


JayAg
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Member since Jun 2021
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Their teams with Brad smith and chase Daniels were pretty fun
This post was edited on 7/14 at 10:15 pm


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Sao
SMU Fan
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
58849 posts


Mizzou definitely is on WIC and has an EBT card. Just muddling through life with their hands out.


JetDawg
Georgia Fan
USC Trojans fan in Los Angeles
Member since Oct 2020
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N.C. State sounding more and more like an SEC program. I say, c'mon on in, Wolfpack.


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WhaddupDawg
Arkansas Fan
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quote:

and Kansas is like her meth headed skinny boyfriend. So?


No, that is incorrect


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texag7
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Jrv2damac


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swinetime
Arkansas Fan
Member since Apr 2013
3225 posts

quote:

Mizzou definitely is on WIC and has an EBT card. Just muddling through life with their hands out


There no groceries she traded those handouts for meth


Sao
SMU Fan
East Texas Piney Woods
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Good observation. The kids need foster homes if they ever want to break the methhead cycle.


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WhaddupDawg
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thatthang
Alabama Fan
Member since Jan 2012
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quote:

I mean think about it. They offer nothing to the SEC, they suck at everything, but they get all the benefits and cuts of the loot from what is good about the conference. Then they bring up wrestling like a fat woman brings up how they bring in groceries once every two months And it’s not even for your kids because it’s for a different conference


It is impossible for one to read the above and not conclude that you’re describing your own household.


WhaddupDawg
Arkansas Fan
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No you’re just retarded


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weremoose
Arkansas Fan
Member since Nov 2015
3303 posts

quote:

That sounds hot and she would probably be down for anything


The smell, though.


RamboMizzou
Missouri Fan
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
7191 posts

It’s JRV.

However, could easily be a Harry Rex alter


gamecockman12
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everytrueson
Missouri Fan
Houston & Kansas City
Member since Mar 2012
4208 posts
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Get the flour out boys. You gunna need to find our wet spot.


Drydock
Missouri Fan
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
4738 posts

Sounds like he's had his arse whipped by a fat, lazy woman.


Repeatedly.


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BurgTiger
Missouri Fan
Member since Feb 2014
2356 posts

Big, overweight, hugest. Maybe writing isn’t for you champ.


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