re: Longhorns season cups now available!

Posted by Jimmy Montrose

Lake Highlands

Member since Aug 2021

1453 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:21 pm to Zgeo

pooooooor aggy.

Posted by Island_Tiger73

DA BAYOU

Member since Aug 2016

1000 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 7:35 pm to ColtTiger247

The yell leaders would have to move their boyfriends nuts off their chins to make room

Posted by Projectpat

Houston, TX

Member since Sep 2011

11127 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:04 pm to giveemhell

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Here’s why your attempt at humor fell flat.

Sorry bro, the upvotes say otherwise. More people are laughing at Texas this season. Sad that the longhorn aura is gone.

quote:
Texas doesn’t have a history of printing cups for stupid reasons.

Should I have printed it on a dildo?

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Posted by Slums_Alum

It’s cold

Member since Dec 2025

979 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:06 pm to Projectpat

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Sorry bro, the upvotes say otherwise. More people are laughing at Texas this season. Sad that the longhorn aura is gone.

You have to look at the other side of this too. A lot of the upvotes from the video posting Michael Irvin Beating an Aggy jersey is probably from Texas and LSU fans. So there’s that

Posted by Eldodroptop

Member since Jul 2021

3456 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:12 pm to Projectpat

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Texas fans: Ackshually, we didn’t make ourselves preseason #1

A&M fans: Ackshually we didn’t crown Jimbo a future A&M MNC winner..

Posted by Projectpat

Houston, TX

Member since Sep 2011

11127 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:21 pm to Eldodroptop

Find me an A&M fan who thought that shite was a good idea

However, I do personally know multiple longhorn fans that bought natty tickets before the season started

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Posted by GreenieTiger

New Orleans

Member since Sep 2014

585 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 8:39 pm to TexasWranglers

quote:
ATM trophy case is bare

Wrong. Ladies' volleyball Natty Saturday.

Posted by Herodijontiger

Myrtle Beach S.C.

Member since Apr 2021

1357 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:17 pm to Projectpat

I’ll take 4 please.

Posted by The_Giving_Tree

Member since Apr 2024

271 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:59 pm to Projectpat

So let’s get this straight… your goal is to beat your chest about what? Who did A&M beat? What did they accomplish?

I can tell you who Texas beat. Your arse. Bad. Do I need to post the screen shots of Pooor Agggies bc I will…

This is how you cope? Sad.

Posted by Pimphand

Member since Sep 2021

4616 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:00 pm to TheHarahanian

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It’s an A&M thing. Like the Ole Miss 2003 banner in a take-home package.

Well when aggy joined the SEC they had to go full aggy to try and impress y'all. So 13 years later did it work?

Posted by Pimphand

Member since Sep 2021

4616 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:05 pm to GreenieTiger

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Wrong. Ladies' volleyball Natty Saturday.

They won ladies' tennis last year too I think. Overall they do aight just not in football, men's basketball, and baseball which is why the jokes keep writing themselves.

Posted by GoGators1995

Member since Jan 2023

6974 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:06 pm to Pimphand

This will never ever get old.

Posted by giveemhell

Member since Nov 2012

201 posts

Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:37 pm to Projectpat

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However, I do personally know multiple longhorn fans that bought natty tickets before the season started

I attended UT for 7 years (undergrad and law school), have a ton of hardcore Longhorn friends and not one of them bought natty tix before the season started (nobody does that when it's so easy to buy tix to any event on the secondary market). You're either an idiot troll trying to make aggy fans look like idiots, or you're simply an aggy idiot that lies. Get a life, loser...

This post was edited on 12/23/25 at 10:39 pm

Posted by The Orange Bull

Austin, Texas

Member since Nov 2010

267 posts

Posted on 12/24/25 at 6:33 pm to Projectpat

Culture 27, Agriculture 17

Posted by AggieArchitect2004

Member since Oct 2023

3459 posts

Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:18 pm to southpawcock

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USCe fans all the time:

Might as well bend over for 2026. You are the conference pin cushion.

Posted by AggieArchitect2004

Member since Oct 2023

3459 posts

Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:20 pm to The_Giving_Tree

quote:
Who did A&M beat?

Florida

quote:
I can tell you who Texas beat.

Not Florida.

Posted by semjase

New Smyrna Beach FL

Member since May 2014

15068 posts

Posted on 12/25/25 at 12:00 am to theballguy

All these Astroglide & Mechanical
cretins on here think that the Apocalypse in Baton Rouge was really cool and all, but all it did ultimately, was bring us Lane Kiffin. Lane Kiffin and most of the Ole Miss Offensive Coaching Staff and the OM General Manager. LSU now Stacked and Aggie now Fricked without any Astroglide!