Les Miles wants Mike the tiger to eat live prey

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Thoughts?

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Season can't get here quick enough.

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Didn't LSU used to shock him in front of the opposing team when they were walking out of the locker room?

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We would stick bottle caps up his a-hole

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We would stick bottle caps up his a-hole

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Using tongues or fingers?

It's important.

Call PETA now because he was absolutely serious.

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Using tongues or fingers?

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These aren't Aggies.

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We used our penises.

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Mike eats 25 pounds daily, so weekly he eats 175 pounds of food. Mike’s food is a formulated zoo carnivore diet, the same commercial food used for most of the large cats at the zoo. It comes in 5lb logs and has the consistency of hamburger meat. It consists of beef (two varieties), and all the necessary vitamins and minerals to maintain Mike’s ever growing needs. We also add a supplemental B vitamin once weekly, and Vitamin E capsules every night for healthy skin and hair coat and general well-being.

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you're welcome

I vote for baby red elephant one week, pig one week, etc

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Season can't get here quick enough.

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Amen.

What quantity of tranquilizers is he given?

Miles wouldn't think it is fair to make Mike work too hard. He wants to make it as easy as possible. Like beating Auburn, well maybe not, if that was the case he would have stuck with a baby deer.