PowerTool
| Favorite team: | Houston  |
| Location: | The dark side of the road |
| Biography: | Conceived in sin. |
| Interests: | Houston, TX |
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| Number of Posts: | 23224 |
| Registered on: | 12/3/2009 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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That woman has zero training or life experience.
Even the guys around were trying to pull her out of it.
Even the guys around were trying to pull her out of it.
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re: Interesting trivia
Posted by PowerTool on 5/10/26 at 5:41 pm to Mushroom1968
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Your stomach lining replaces itself roughly every few days so it doesn’t digest itself.
And it’s probably going to need to that again by the end of the day.
re: What’s the deal with Mississippi people having personalized license plates?
Posted by PowerTool on 5/10/26 at 5:37 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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I find most personalized plates are owned by women who dont match the image they are trying to portray.
I think the funniest one I’ve ever seen was on a beater outside a hospital in Richmond that said XTCGRL.
Hot nurse alert!
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Damn I'll take current Winoa, 20 years ago was Prime.
She's one celeb that I'm pretty sure I would take at any age. Even when she's supposed to look haggard and tired on Stranger Things.
re: Shootout in the hood with commentary from the porch
Posted by PowerTool on 4/30/26 at 10:22 pm to deltadummy
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Is it undesirable for people like this to kill each other?
They're careless with terrible aim and the stray bullets can land in people who don't deserve it.
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He better hope St. Peter is a fan of racist songs
People who can actually write are thinking about things differently than blunt internet know-it-alls.
re: Mike Vrabel has been cured of his horniness
Posted by PowerTool on 4/27/26 at 5:01 pm to JimTiger72
Does anyone else find it really creepy to know this much about a football coach's personal life, or where he's shopping?
There's nothing new about jocks and coaches messing around, but the photos and publicity are new. And creepy.
There's nothing new about jocks and coaches messing around, but the photos and publicity are new. And creepy.
re: Door to door soliciting. Is this effective in 2026?
Posted by PowerTool on 4/22/26 at 8:42 pm to Yewkindewit
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Roofing, Internet and Cell service providers, and Pest Control solicitors come to mind in my neighborhood.
They go through cycles in my neighborhood. It'll be solar panels for a while, then roofers, then fencers or GC's all using similar scripts.
They're targeting elderly/senile people who think they're still in control and might get a real good deal.
I've tried explaining it to my dad, but someone trying to look sharp will remember that they did in fact sign up for something on the internet and will pay thousands for something a rando contractor could do for hundreds and never give any thought to who they just gave permission to come and go through their house and yard.
And they won't even notice if the same guy shows up at the door again.
re: Door to door soliciting. Is this effective in 2026?
Posted by PowerTool on 4/22/26 at 8:35 pm to madamsquirrel
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And don't lie and tell me my neighbors use you when I already know they don't. My neighborhood shares contractors, lawn guys, and the like.
It's so pathetic when they start trying to tell me all m neighbors they've been working for and are too stupid to understand that some people actually know who all their neighbors are.
I try to be polite if they're polite, especially guys who might think they have real sales jobs and don't realize they look like they're casing the neighborhood.
Our neighborhood has good enough security that they don't worry me too much, and some might actually be discretely walking thru the neighborhood for good reasons, but it's annoying as shite how much they set the dog off or can't take a hint to leave.
That's awesome.
When I worked in dancehalls, or make to one every now and then these days, the coolest thing is seeing those old people get up for their favorite song and are the best dancers in the room.
When I worked in dancehalls, or make to one every now and then these days, the coolest thing is seeing those old people get up for their favorite song and are the best dancers in the room.
re: My 83 year old dad goes to happy hour like twice a week.
Posted by PowerTool on 4/13/26 at 10:42 pm to LemmyLives
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That shite is going to keep him alive for longer. Isolation leads to really bad shite, especially for men. Great for your old man in light of the circumstances!
Absolutely. I know a couple old guys like that who are widowers. They'll go to a bar and sip a beer, mostly just sit there and talk. One still goes to the same bar he and his wife used to go to together, where everyone knows him.
It's good for them to get out and socialize with nice people and avoid isolation.
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Farrah Fawcett crashed young boys confirmation party in 1979.
THAT would've made my confirmation a little more memorable :lol:
It could be because of that, or we might just change our parts from time to time due to thinning hair.
But I think it's mostly a result of being right handed or left handed.
But I think it's mostly a result of being right handed or left handed.
re: Weather Channel Retro
Posted by PowerTool on 4/2/26 at 10:37 pm to Jim Rockford
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Weird thing is the part you see in the mirror is opposite of what everyone sees
Marine Military Academy in Harlingen, TX, and New Mexico Military Institute are still in existence. Knew a few guys who went to one or the other in the 90's.
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People like Alan Jackson are exactly the reason black culture is such a shite enterprise at almost all levels. Mediocrity wrapped in a facade of luxury, easily found in the root causes of crime and corruption in any Democrat-run city from Baltimore on down. Memphis has Justin Pearson, a pathetic little bigot that has gone after Elon Musk at every opportunity over the Xai facilities.
:lol: He was talking about this guy:
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I've seen a judge or two berate the courtroom personel regularly. This dude isn't anything.
Being confused about the meaning of "ex parte" is a bit of a problem.
Ordering an attorney w/ no business in his court to appear before him is crazy.
Thinking that all his emails - including the ones to the District Clerk's office - are "an order" is crazy.
re: Zyns in every unrinal I visit
Posted by PowerTool on 3/30/26 at 10:51 pm to DustyDinkleman
Haven't noticed this, but I remember the good old das of dip all over urinals and sinks.
Makes me nostalgic when I walk into some place now and see the sign requesting "No Tobacco Products in Urinal."
Makes me nostalgic when I walk into some place now and see the sign requesting "No Tobacco Products in Urinal."
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I didn’t call Bluegrass Belle a whore.
Can I use this as my next sig quote?
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Sometimes you just want to take all your clothes off and take a giant shite in the bathroom and feel like you are the only human around for miles
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