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re: Yelich mom...quite the looker

Posted by PowerTool on 10/4/26 at 6:34 pm to
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I keep forgetting most of you are ancient. Then I see one of these threads and I remember lol


Wtf? She woulda been one of the hot moms we talked about in high school in front of her son.

re: Strip clubs in Lake Charles

Posted by PowerTool on 10/1/26 at 2:35 am to
Just have fun, buddy. Everything will be fine.

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This is a shocker and totally unexpected since rappers usually live to a ripe old age.



"That's a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter!"
Oversaturation implies devaluation.

Which of the upcoming weeknight games will mean less to you than it did in the past because its on TV now?

You can still just read scores the next day if you really want to. No one can force you to change the channel to ESPN 8 from your regular Wednesday night Murder Porn marathon on the ID channel or whatever.
Anybody still use a breadbox?

Or did we all decide they were pointless?

re: Angola Prison Rodeo experiences

Posted by PowerTool on 9/29/26 at 2:28 pm to
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It was definitely easier getting into the prison than it was leaving


shite, ain't that the truth brother.
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ICP ties.



I didn't know Insane Clown Posse / Juggaloes had an actual gang designation.

re: The Dekes of LSU

Posted by PowerTool on 9/29/26 at 1:27 pm to
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Geesh, I know so many people in that video, including Lydia. I feel old.



You are.
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First rule of any such jobs on the field at an NFL game is DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF.


You clearly never saw Mojo working for the OIlers.

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Thinking you are edgy and unique by being bi no longer works if everyone is



That's part of it. It was perceived as an advantage in college admissions and hiring to claim a special sexual identity. But maybe it stopped being "special," and thus no longer as much of an advantage.

I think a lot of cynical assholes were just picking "other" or "pan-sexual" and "they/them" because they thought it could make them untouchable.
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Pretty sure my dad posts on here but never been able to figure out his Username.



My dad posted on some other board, maybe Rivals or something, and kept complaining about how rude and stupid posters were online.

I've been extremely careful to never mention TigerDroppings to him or let him see it on my phone. It would be a tragic shock for him or his siblings to see how you people talk on here, instead of reminiscing about fond memories of Billy Cannon.
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Probably one of those "fake change to create outrage then go back to original" marketing campaigns.



Yep. Or just a silly viral thing where no one will ever see any actual changes in the store.
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I now have more sympathy/underdtand there’s a reason so many people can’t even work on their own cars or houses or appliances, etc. anymore.



Being able to change out "simple" things in my driveway with a youtube search and a screwdriver is part of why I like keeping my old truck.
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The recent All Quiet on the Western Front was terrifying



Haven't watched it; but reading the book in Middle School gave me a pretty vivid nightmare.
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I contacted Green's office 83 times


That's, um, a lot.

Were you just sitting there hitting "send," or redialing?
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Be glad you got out on time!



Goddamn that was quick. 1 minute reply. :bow:
The third brother was EZ Money.
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Is this a joke about having diabetes ?



Nobody who actively posts on TigerDroppings would joke about diabetes.

re: Norm McDonald documentary trailer

Posted by PowerTool on 9/22/26 at 7:48 pm to
After he died, I did a deep dive and found a Canadian newspaper article from about that time that said he had taken a year or more hiatus from standup. Think it was stomach cancer.

I’ll look later and see if I can find it.

re: Norm McDonald documentary trailer

Posted by PowerTool on 9/22/26 at 6:37 pm to
He was pretty notorious for blowing people off after saying “sure, sounds good.” But I think we now know that had a lot to do with trying to keep his health situation secret, and not giving people explanations for why he no-showed or went radio silent.

Not sure about joke stealing, but he definitely loved recycling old timey material.