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It's Aggie Game Week! Restart the tradition - bring your best Aggie Jokes!
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:47 am
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:47 am
I'll start:
An aggie walks in to a doctor's office with a frog on top of his head.
The doctor asks "what can I do for you?"
The frog responds "can you remove this wart from my arse?"
An aggie walks in to a doctor's office with a frog on top of his head.
The doctor asks "what can I do for you?"
The frog responds "can you remove this wart from my arse?"
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Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:48 am to Dotarian
Tiger Rant would be more appreciative of this thread.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:49 am to Dotarian
Did you hear that Texas A&M University recently purchased 1000 septic tanks?
It’s true, as soon as the corps of cadets learns how to drive them they plan on attacking the Longhorns
It’s true, as soon as the corps of cadets learns how to drive them they plan on attacking the Longhorns
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:49 am to Dotarian
This is midnight yell quality shite talk.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:50 am to Dotarian
An Aggie skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:50 am to TMRebel
No, this is an excellent thread
Did you know that all Aggie joke books are written by Aggies? Longhorn fans of spent tens of millions of dollars over the years, buying jokebook and making some Aggie wealthy
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:50 am to TMRebel
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This is midnight yell quality shite talk.
I heard a good one from the Yell Leaders when we were playing Iowa State:
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How do you keep a Cyclone out of your backyard?
Put up a goalpost.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:10 pm to Dotarian
What did the Aggie do when he locked his keys in the car?......Broke the window and jumped out.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:31 pm to Dotarian
3 aggie milk men walk into a bar. One drops his jzz jar, and spills all his contents on the floor. His friends say, dont worry jimbo! this is an aggie bar and full of men willing to help!
(thumbs in b-holes, they chant) giggety gaggety figgety faggety farmers ready! gather round the trough and fill er up!
the milk men, all with full jars, head to the bar and order a round of bud lights.
(thumbs in b-holes, they chant) giggety gaggety figgety faggety farmers ready! gather round the trough and fill er up!
the milk men, all with full jars, head to the bar and order a round of bud lights.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:32 pm to Tiger on the Rag
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An Aggie skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
I laughed.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:35 pm to Old Sarge
quote:Cancelled out by thousands of aggy buying licensed Longhorn gear so they can simply turn it upside down. Some sort of virtue signal I think.
No, this is an excellent thread
Did you know that all Aggie joke books are written by Aggies? Longhorn fans of spent tens of millions of dollars over the years, buying jokebook and making some Aggie wealthy
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:35 pm to Dotarian
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:51 pm to Dotarian
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:53 pm to Dotarian
Even Gay & M's yell leaders think all the jokes in this thread are cringe.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:03 pm to Murph4HOF
Two Aggies walking down the sidewalk saw a Catholic Priest with a broken arm, they asked him what happened and he replied I fell in the shower.
After he walked on , one Aggie turned to the other and asked " what is a shower ?'
The other replied " Don't know . I'm not Catholic "
After he walked on , one Aggie turned to the other and asked " what is a shower ?'
The other replied " Don't know . I'm not Catholic "
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:12 pm to Old Sarge
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Did you hear that Texas A&M University recently purchased 1000 septic tanks?
It’s true, as soon as the corps of cadets learns how to drive them they plan on attacking the Longhorns
Just told this to my buddy who was a tanker in Iraq. He about spilled his entire lunch into his lap laughing!
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:13 pm to lsufan1971
This has to be fake, right? Some WillyT-level photoshopping?
PLEASE tell me this ain't true, Aggie!
PLEASE tell me this ain't true, Aggie!
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:14 pm to lsufan1971
delete - duplicate
This post was edited on 10/22/24 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:15 pm to Dotarian
Aggie walks into a proctologist office and says “Doc, the entrance to my anus is sore and itchy, what can I do about it?”
The Doc says “First thing to do is quit calling it an entrance”
Badum tisss
The Doc says “First thing to do is quit calling it an entrance”
Badum tisss
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:15 pm to Dotarian
My fave..
Two Aggie engineers were talking on the street corner and one said to the other “Neat bike! Where did you get it?”
The other Aggie says “I was standing on this very street corner yesyerday when the most beautiful girl in the world rides up, throws the bike on the ground, and takes all her clothes off…” She then said “Take what you want big guy!”
The first Aggie responds “Great choice! Her clothes probably wouldnt fit you!!!”
Two Aggie engineers were talking on the street corner and one said to the other “Neat bike! Where did you get it?”
The other Aggie says “I was standing on this very street corner yesyerday when the most beautiful girl in the world rides up, throws the bike on the ground, and takes all her clothes off…” She then said “Take what you want big guy!”
The first Aggie responds “Great choice! Her clothes probably wouldnt fit you!!!”
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