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Interactive joke: Warren Buffett, Tom Osbourne & Hugh Freeze walk into a cajun restaurant
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:18 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:18 am
The waitress comes over and Osbourne says, "I've been to several Sugar Bowls, so I know this food pretty well. Give me the spiciest dish you have."
Warren Buffett says, "Give me the most expensive item on the menu."
Hugh Freeze says... ?
Warren Buffett says, "Give me the most expensive item on the menu."
Hugh Freeze says... ?
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Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:20 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Interactive joke
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:21 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Give me your finest hookers with a side of Christ
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:21 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
The waitress comes over and Osbourne says, "I've been to several Sugar Bowls, so I know this food pretty well. Give me the spiciest dish you have."
Warren Buffett says, "Give me the most expensive item on the menu."
Hugh Freeze says, "What time you get off Honey?."
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:21 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Hugh Freeze says
...Show me your tits.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:22 am to UltimaParadox
I'm bad at making up punchlines dumbass - that's why it's interactive
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:25 am to CoachDon
quote:
Show me your tits.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Freeze: Y'know, I don't really care. I don't really like talking about my aflair.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 9:57 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:Can I get a Pontotoc prostitute?
Hugh Freeze says... ?
Posted on 12/9/22 at 10:19 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Hugh Freeze says... ?
Do you have any strippers named Mary?
Posted on 12/9/22 at 10:20 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Could you change that shirt for me.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 10:34 am to Harry Rex Vonner
The waitress comes over and Osbourne says, "I've been to several Sugar Bowls, so I know this food pretty well. Give me the spiciest dish you have."
Warren Buffett says, "Give me the most expensive item on the menu."
Hugh Freeze says, "What's the soup du jour?"
Waitress: "It's the soup of the day."
Freeze: "Thanks, I'll have that."
Warren Buffett says, "Give me the most expensive item on the menu."
Hugh Freeze says, "What's the soup du jour?"
Waitress: "It's the soup of the day."
Freeze: "Thanks, I'll have that."
This post was edited on 12/9/22 at 10:35 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 10:52 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 12/9/22 at 10:52 am to Harry Rex Vonner
...Ill pray about this in the morning.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 11:34 am to foxflyer5
Your kid need a Scholly honey?
Posted on 12/9/22 at 11:35 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Freeze: Mmmm, speaking of spicy dishes, I've got some 16yr old hookers back in my hotel room. Let's skip dinner.
This post was edited on 12/9/22 at 11:36 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 11:39 am to BadaBingBadaBoom
Hugh Freeze says, lemme get a Diablo burger and a Dr Pepper and make it quick. I’m in hot pursuit of a prostitute
Posted on 12/9/22 at 11:51 am to Blizzard of Chizz
Should Hugh Freezee and Craig James go to strip clubs together?
Posted on 12/9/22 at 11:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Osborne: give me a steak, I’m from Nebraska.
Buffet: give me my damn senior discount.
Freeze: can we have a male waiter? I’m in enough trouble already.
Buffet: give me my damn senior discount.
Freeze: can we have a male waiter? I’m in enough trouble already.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 11:54 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Interactive
You mean ad-lib, don't you?
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