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arse. All of it.


You guys should bring Cohen home to fix it.
Bunch a fascists in this thread trying to justify incompetence and coverup at best and cold-blooded murder at worst. Merica. MAGA. Republicans.
Respectable? Not sure what that looks like. We hired Hot Tub Harsin and then Hugh Assohole McFreeze. Got a budget Russian Bull now. Yay. I guess.
I’d add UCLA as a historical blueblood.

re: Teams on the upswing

Posted by trackem on 1/9/26 at 12:28 pm to
I don’t think Auburn will. We’re cursed with idiocy in the administration.
Kentucky was retroactively given the co-title because a loss to MSU was vacated. They also lost to Georgia, the real champion that year.

And the “requirement” for Big Six membership has always simply been an SEC Championship post-1963, which was the last time a team won the conference that was not named Alabama, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, LSU or Tennessee.
Auburn had already hired the Russian by the time Whittingham announced he was leaving.

re: Auburn has completely imploded

Posted by trackem on 12/29/25 at 4:16 pm to
Auburn is run by morons.
We’ve got a new GM making G5 evals and valuations. Unfortunately, we’re losing some players we would really like to keep.

re: Golesh to Auburn

Posted by trackem on 11/30/25 at 10:42 am to
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Keeping Durkin as DC apparently


I think that’s the plan. Retaining Durkin would help keep the roster intact.
I’m grateful I wasn’t born into a family of bammers.
Auburn’s not coachless. We’ve got our guy already roaming the sidelines.
Meh. I’m tired of Auburn going to G5 route. I’d rather see Auburn just roll with Durkin.
It’s a tough call for me between Kick 6 and Camback, although seeing the faces of old Bama ushers in the press box turn from wide grins to abject sadness in the second half was memorable.

re: Most lame rivalry week in awhile

Posted by trackem on 11/25/25 at 11:49 am to
The cauldron of JHS voodoo magic is bubbling nicely and will be ready by Saturday evening. WDE!
Wow quite an accomplishment to come back against … checks notes … South Carolina. It’s even more impressive than that time Auburn came back against Bama in their house.

re: Dear Barners,

Posted by trackem on 11/18/25 at 3:01 pm to
Eh. We’re going to roll with our current interim coach and then promote him after he spanks Bama’s arse. Perfect beginning to the Durkin era, imo.

Iron Bowl gets 6:30 time slot

Posted by trackem on 11/17/25 at 12:20 pm
The stadium will be rocking for the first night Iron Bowl in JHS since 2007.
That was pretty good. “Locally sourced”. LOL