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I went to the Alabama vs. somebody game
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:25 pm
I think it was Mississippi State. Anyway, my cousin got tickets. He's a doctor and he got them from another doctor who is a season ticket holder. Apparently that doctor is a big deal. So I sat down drunk and I'm me, so it's a situation. An older gentlewoman turned around and informed me that I was sitting in Dr. So and So's seat. She looked unhappy. I said okay. She then asked me how I got the tickets. I said it wasn't easy, the old man is scrappy.
I thought the south was friendly.
I thought the south was friendly.
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:26 pm to maninwhitecoat
Cool story bro
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:27 pm to maninwhitecoat
We're still working on how to politely deal with the mentally handicapped.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:27 pm to maninwhitecoat
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:35 pm to maninwhitecoat
Riveting. A roller coaster of emotions.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:35 pm to maninwhitecoat
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She then asked me how I got the tickets. I said it wasn't easy, the old man is scrappy.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:36 pm to maninwhitecoat
The problem is that she isn't a puss like you. She's used to being around true southern gentlemen, like us UGA fans. We would've spit in her face and barked at her til she decided to mind her own damn business...
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:42 pm to JHoop2004
Eventually we made out.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:47 pm to maninwhitecoat
I went to bed one night and...then woke up the next morning. I thought you'd like to know.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 10:50 pm to maninwhitecoat
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:13 am to maninwhitecoat
quote:Who wants a loud, obnoxious, drunk yankee sitting down next to them at a football game?...or anywhere else for that matter.
I thought the south was friendly.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:15 am to maninwhitecoat
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An older gentlewoman turned around and informed me that I was sitting in Dr. So and So's seat. She looked unhappy. I said okay. She then asked me how I got the tickets. I said it wasn't easy, the old man is scrappy.
I was going to downvote until you threw this in.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:17 am to maninwhitecoat
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Missouri Fan
You must've had on a basketball jersey and have a bunch of tattoos.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:20 am to maninwhitecoat
That older gentlewoman's name?
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
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