Favorite team:LSU 
Location:OC California
Biography:From New Orleans, Army Veteran
Interests:Watching football, gingers, history, food
Occupation:Software developer
Number of Posts:1493
Registered on:1/5/2008
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re: God Bless USC's cheerleaders - Woodreaux
There is some outstanding talent out in these parts....
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re: So, another reason Health insurance is going up - Woodreaux
Do you want an unpaid volunteer poking you with needles or do you want a trained professional? I've seen what inexperienced people can do and if I were you, I'd pay the extra $16 and be grateful you're a patient at a legit medical facility and not a training partner for a class involving mother frick...
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re: New York trying to get college athletes paid now too - Woodreaux
Sorry you hate the Free Market....
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re: Who do we want to win Auburn vs A&m? - Woodreaux
LSU plays both; I want both to be night games. Tigers play Aggies same as a bunch of in-state rivalry games. AU game weekend isn't as loaded, so LSU AU will probably be a night game anyway. In this case, an Aggie win helps ensure Nov 30 is at night, so I think an A&M win helps with better game times...
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re: TiL how bartenders in nashville plan to protect themselves from master chief - Woodreaux
[quote]How do they get around his energy shields?[/quote] Don't go around them. Overwhelm them completely by placing a plasma grenade onto his face....
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re: So I know how LSU talks about Saban being past his prime... - Woodreaux
Nien Ne ??? ?? la Hapana ???? Không Na ??? ?? ?? ??? Nem ????, ??? ?????? ???? Yox ?? Cha ...
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re: GA store removing all Irish soap from their shelves. ND fan reacts. - Woodreaux
It worked well enough for this thread to exist, us find it and this conversation occur. :dunno: Also, piss on ND. Go Dawgs!...
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re: So I know how LSU talks about Saban being past his prime... - Woodreaux
If I were to put aside my ethics and humanity, and simply consider data objectively, sure: I'd trade just almost anyone for a known elite coach like Saban. But, I'm not an Athletics Director in a bat- shite crazy, alternate timeline where this could occur, in very few of them would I won't have mak...
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re: So I know how LSU talks about Saban being past his prime... - Woodreaux
I don't think Saban has lost anything, he's still learning and becoming even more dangerous each year. I also believe Saban is not returning to LSU. But for the sake of the intriguing OP, if Saban wanted to return to LSU right now, I agree with what others have said. Coach has surpassed expectati...
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re: Tua draft stock collapsing - Woodreaux
[quote]Justin Fields[/quote] He hands off the ball good as frick!...
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re: Nearly half of young people aren't using deodorant - Woodreaux
This is disturbing. You can't be going around smelling like ass. That ain't right. ...
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re: Couple of Indian fellas road rage in broken English - Woodreaux
[quote]Why are they speaking in English when they could just speak in their own language?[/quote] I don't know about you, but my Hindi and Urdu language skills suck. If they did it their language, half of us on the OT wouldn't be able to understand any of it or laugh at the video....
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re: Why are so many now complaining about the lack of running game? - Woodreaux
Last week it was the defense. This week it's the running game. I think next week, we'll get upset about special-teams: probably kick-offs going out of bounds... when the Tigers are up by 3 scores....
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re: Northwestern St. 14 @ LSU 65 Final - SECN - Woodreaux
I agree, but it was an option to the short side. That's gunna give some folks a case of the ass....
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re: New Image of Saturn by Hubble - Woodreaux
Alright, I got one: Yo Mamma is so fat, she uses Saturn's rings as a Hoola-hoop....
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re: Anti-vaxxer throws period blood onto California legislators - Woodreaux
Gross, she's an anti-vaxxer, You know doesn't have her rabies or Bordetella shots....
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re: Most ANNOYING tradition in college football: Miss State Cowbells. - Woodreaux
Fight fire with fire. Bring a Vuvuzela....
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re: Societal shift of the past 60 years - Woodreaux
[quote]humanity has seen technological breakthroughs before. Through it all, the role of the father, mother, and children didn’t really change. Our DNA is the same. So what’s changed?[/quote] The game changer was the Industrial Revolution. Greater access to resources allowed a rise in the standar...
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re: No thread on Eddie Money's death? - Woodreaux
The hardest part of getting old ain't the decay of my own living body; it's the losing other people that hurts the worst. Most of my comedy and music heroes are either dead or dying. :wah:...
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re: How erect do you get when you think about the offense? - Woodreaux
Naw brah, you should put as "how moist" to get the optimal responses....
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