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re: Hook'em Horns - Coming Soon To An SEC Stadium Near You

Posted on 1/28/24 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by Monsusta
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Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 1/28/24 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

That first girl is a shade of trump.

I don't think that is a fake tan.

No eye circles and there are tons of pictures of her hanging out at the Gregory Gymnasium outside pool.

Just another Longhorn hotty with a dark tan!

Posted by Bronco Calrissian
Member since Dec 2019
327 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 4:45 pm to
The first one is fantastic and I approve this message.
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6527 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 4:53 pm to
Horns DOWN!!
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 4:58 pm to
If they are students at UT can’t be too dumb
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1137 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 5:01 pm to
MEH
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
911 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Coming Soon to an SEC Stadium Near You


Except they won't because Texas has a soft arse road schedule this year lmao
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 5:18 pm to
I know. They’re probably not ready for it.

Imagine if they had to play the team that went undefeated in the sec last year? They probably would have gotten smoked.

Oh wait
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23121 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 6:00 pm to
Beauties.

First girl’s skin is Burt orange.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4173 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 6:13 pm to
Not interested in plastic tits and syphilis.

But there are some good sights from Texas joining a big boy conference finally.

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37559 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 6:14 pm to
I’m not complaining but a lot of these pics look like the shirt logos (and some of the shirts even) were photoshopped onto the women.

That said, y’all’s cheerleader outfits are top notch.
Posted by OilfieldLSUFan
St Tammany Parish
Member since Sep 2015
267 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 6:45 pm to
As liberal as Austin is, you would be hard pressed to not find a "woman" in Austin without "horn"
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18664 posts
Posted on 1/28/24 at 6:48 pm to
And we will chant STTDB to everyone of these ladies
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
911 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:32 am to
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I know. They’re probably not ready for it.


I agree. I think it's more likely that Texas was a good team that got their first big W in a decade against Bama and rode it all season.
I also think that it was more a fluke than not and that all those nailbiters the rest of the year would back me up.

Let's start with 2 consecutive seasons above 9 wins then talk trash how about??
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16180 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:34 am to
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
1108 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 11:10 am to
quote:

MEH


Ah, you must like dudes.
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
112 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 11:18 am to
Not saying she isn't banging, maybe my phone color is off, but she looks oompa loompa orange.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
1108 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 10:21 am to
Added a few more hotties....


Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85827 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 11:32 am to
Every single one of those are photoshopped. The first one has a photo for every team and is from at least mid 2000’s.
This post was edited on 1/30/24 at 11:33 am
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41573 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 11:35 am to
Baw, you have to put NSFW in your thread title.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
1382 posts
Posted on 1/30/24 at 11:36 am to
Ranked Arkansas beats unranked Texas and rushes the field. Truly a poverty program.
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