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Gus Malzahn Has a New Job (Bama is F*cked)
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:48 pm
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This post was edited on 3/30/26 at 1:49 pm
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:54 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
He should love Alabama. Now the school that fired him, Auburn? He probably does have an axe to grind with them.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:55 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
That looks like Malzahn’s head photoshopped on Sam Pittman’s body
Posted on 3/30/26 at 1:59 pm to captdalton
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Now the school that fired him, Auburn?
The way Auburn has been going, I doubt they have much to fear
Posted on 3/30/26 at 2:01 pm to captdalton
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Now the school that fired him, Auburn? He probably does have an axe to grind with them.
I am willing to bet that the $21.7 Million he received from Auburn to leave helped with his feels
Posted on 3/30/26 at 2:01 pm to captdalton
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Now the school that fired him, Auburn? He probably does have an axe to grind with them.
Didn't Auburn just honor him at a basketball game he attended last month or something?
Posted on 3/30/26 at 2:07 pm to JellyRoll
It took firing Gus and replacing him with Bryan Harsin and then Hugh Freeze to make Auburn appreciate what they had.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 2:35 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
He's for sale.
Shouldn't scare the rec any.
Shouldn't scare the rec any.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 2:45 pm to JellyRoll
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Didn't Auburn just honor him at a basketball game he attended last month or something?
He wasn't even being honored, he was just attending the game and was spotted courtside so they put him on the big screen.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 3:18 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
The man loves Auburn
Posted on 3/30/26 at 3:21 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
ShortBusGus instead of the large bus?
Posted on 3/30/26 at 3:23 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Ole gusbus looking rough as hell.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 3:31 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
My heart actually sank from the headline. Assumed he got a job with an annual rival!
That fricking nerd bastard kryptonite.
That fricking nerd bastard kryptonite.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 3:34 pm to The Boat
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That looks like Malzahn’s head photoshopped on Sam Pittman’s body
I was about to say, look at those tits.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:19 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
He has bigger tits than my ex who had big tits. Wow
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:38 pm to The Boat
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That looks like Malzahn’s head photoshopped on Sam Pittman’s body
Yeah. Not quite. Yet.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 6:49 pm to The Boat
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That looks like Malzahn’s head photoshopped on Sam Pittman’s body
He must have hit Waffle House after some of the losses too.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 7:00 pm to captdalton
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the school that fired him, Auburn? He probably does have an axe to grind with them.
are you kidding?
he wanted out, wanted the buyout money, and provoked them to fire him
Posted on 3/30/26 at 7:38 pm to The Boat
I actually was thinking the same thing 
His wife ain't holding up too well either.
His wife ain't holding up too well either.
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