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Funnier Melt: Coker delivering on the hype or Coker being a flop?

Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:25 pm
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48713 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:25 pm
I can't decide.

Coker is awesome and we all melt; LSU and Auburn fans especially.

Coker flops and Bama fans melt; though they rarely have a reason to, Bama fans tend to melt harder and more hilariously than any other fanbase.

What say you?
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:26 pm to
Oh thank god you didnt kill yourself last week. You had us all concerned.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48713 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58113 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
He flops without question, if he's good why would any of the east teams melt? I assure you UT won't
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3762 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
Flop melt
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
From what I hear, Cooper Bateman is going to start.
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:28 pm to
Coker could win 2 national championships and the Heisman and people would be talking about how bad he suxxxxx.

It's an internet message board.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36321 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:29 pm to
Don't care. I'm flattered you brought up LSU in your op though.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79122 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:30 pm to
I think most of us expect Coker to be unexciting, reliable and prone to winning games, which is probably the extent of his ability.

So while the melt if he's Andrew Luck would be interesting, it's not that likely.
Posted by hehatedrew
New Zealand
Member since Oct 2009
25504 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
I'd rather see him succeed and watch LSU have another 3 or 4 years of JJ like QB play. The latter half of that is going to happen for sure, I don't know what Coker will do though.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
Coker flops, bama wins anyway. Melts all around.
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
9590 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
The best possible event to set the board afire, would be, the Egg Bowl deciding the West. And its not impossible this season.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15298 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:33 pm to
Well Lsu fans talk about the hype of Coker as much or more than Bama fans.

I am skeptical of Coker and predict he will be nothing more than a game manager. I don't have any hype for him because I have not seen anything thus far to make me think he should be hyped and Ive been around long enough not to buy into preseason articles. I lived through the hype of the Ole Miss QB Jevan Snead.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 12:37 pm
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

The best possible event to set the board afire, would be, the Egg Bowl deciding the West. And its not impossible this season.



Yes it is.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23710 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:39 pm to
We need to get that guy season tickets, all he talks about or cares about is Alabama he might as well be one of us.

I don't care if Kiffin himself is at QB. Because we will win anyway.
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:39 pm to
Somewhere in the middle.

He's good enough to make big plays and win, so non Bama fans melt. But he's not a stud so Bama fans melt.
Posted by AUwarrior5
Member since Jul 2014
79 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:41 pm to
Coker flops mostly due to Lane Kiffin flopping. Remember everything Lane Kiffin touches turns into a dumpster fire. I heard the day after their honeymoon was over his wife started growing a penis.
Posted by Aman
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
5181 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Remember everything Lane Kiffin touches as a head coach turns into a dumpster fire.


FTFY
Posted by AUwarrior5
Member since Jul 2014
79 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

FTFY


Okay but I stand by my statement about his wife's penis. :)
Posted by Aman
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
5181 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Okay but I stand by my statement about his wife's penis. :)


I guess if your wife looks like that you can overlook the penis.
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