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re: Dave Portnoy offers to double Lane Kiffin's LSU salary.

Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:25 am to
Posted by Anand0925
Texas
Member since May 2022
1634 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:25 am to
Dave Portnoy to Lane Kiffin:
Posted by Summer of George
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
6007 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:26 am to
Melt
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34505 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:32 am to
Wouldn’t doubt if he takes it
Posted by geauxcoco
Greenville, SC
Member since Apr 2007
12242 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:53 am to
Portnoy looks like such a douche bag today. Karma is a bitch, Underwood lol. And now the QB whisperer is headed to LSU. Damn shame ;)
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40130 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:06 am to
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No, he's the dude that can joke about having someone murdered or about rape, but Jew jokes cross the line.


Be careful, that'll offend some pussies here too.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
954 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:25 pm to
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Wouldn’t doubt if he takes it


Larry Ellison is the 3rd richest man in the world.

Even Lane has a price.

Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27354 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:29 pm to
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He's basically calling Lane a whore.

Kiffin turned down comparable, if not more as some have reported, money from Ole Miss to go to LSU. Kiffin has also said (and been pilloried for it) that it’s not about money for himself. He’s been consistent in that.

Oh, and he also replied to Portnoy that he should come to The Boot because they’d be unstoppable together at LSU.
Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
1199 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:31 pm to
Lane would do well at Michigan with lesser competition in B1G but he definitely has the potential to be elite at LSU. I bet Lane stays put.
Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
1199 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:32 pm to
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Larry Ellison is the 3rd richest man in the world. Even Lane has a price.


Larry Ellison would be better off getting AI HC, OC, and DC. Buy all the players he can get his hands on.
Posted by atlantarebs
Member since May 2016
713 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

CLK would never move to a city like Ann Arbor


Ann Arbor is infinity better than Baton Rouge, lmao??
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15011 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:55 pm to
What a douche. Let Michigan burn!
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
24132 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

He's our whore.


Yep. But the thing about whores . . .
Posted by DomesticatedBoar
Fairhope, AL
Member since Jul 2019
637 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:12 pm to
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They couldn’t offer him the chance of winning titles.
This is an odd statement considering each team’s next game.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3684 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:13 pm to
Arkansas fans don’t get it
Posted by Tiger on the Rag
Cattle Gap Egypt
Member since Jan 2018
7666 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:25 pm to
Such a hypocrite. This ahole was bashing Kiffin for taking a job that advances his career. Now he wants to hire him. FU Portnoy
Posted by Purple N Gold Savage
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
66 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:18 pm to
Wait a second didn't Portnoy, like just about everyone else in the nation, rail against Lane for making the move? He was selfish, doesn't give a shite about the kids, etc, etc! So you mean none of these assholes would stand on their proclaimed principles if it were their team trying to get a top tier coach but will shite on LSU for doing just that? So they're all a bunch of hypocrites......Ok got it!
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
8004 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:23 pm to
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Ole Miss offered him just as much as LSU did.


Posted by dljtigers
Sulphur, LA
Member since Feb 2012
2019 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:34 pm to
See you sad idiots we got a damn bargain 50% off that’s called buying at the right time!
Posted by Floridafan813
Member since Apr 2025
261 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:39 pm to
I remember somebody asking porkboy to name like 3 players from the championship team and his response was “you know I’m bad with names”

They have this clown on their pregame show lol
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