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re: Dave Portnoy offers to double Lane Kiffin's LSU salary.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:25 am to TulsaSooner78
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:25 am to TulsaSooner78
Dave Portnoy to Lane Kiffin:
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:26 am to TulsaSooner78
Melt
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:32 am to TulsaSooner78
Wouldn’t doubt if he takes it 
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:53 am to TulsaSooner78
Portnoy looks like such a douche bag today. Karma is a bitch, Underwood lol. And now the QB whisperer is headed to LSU. Damn shame ;)
Posted on 12/11/25 at 10:06 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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No, he's the dude that can joke about having someone murdered or about rape, but Jew jokes cross the line.
Be careful, that'll offend some pussies here too.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:25 pm to cajunbama
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Wouldn’t doubt if he takes it
Larry Ellison is the 3rd richest man in the world.
Even Lane has a price.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:29 pm to TulsaSooner78
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He's basically calling Lane a whore.
Kiffin turned down comparable, if not more as some have reported, money from Ole Miss to go to LSU. Kiffin has also said (and been pilloried for it) that it’s not about money for himself. He’s been consistent in that.
Oh, and he also replied to Portnoy that he should come to The Boot because they’d be unstoppable together at LSU.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:31 pm to TulsaSooner78
Lane would do well at Michigan with lesser competition in B1G but he definitely has the potential to be elite at LSU. I bet Lane stays put.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:32 pm to TulsaSooner78
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Larry Ellison is the 3rd richest man in the world. Even Lane has a price.
Larry Ellison would be better off getting AI HC, OC, and DC. Buy all the players he can get his hands on.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:48 pm to GeauxBurrow312
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CLK would never move to a city like Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor is infinity better than Baton Rouge, lmao??
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:55 pm to TulsaSooner78
What a douche. Let Michigan burn!
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:56 pm to stitchop
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He's our whore.
Yep. But the thing about whores . . .
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:12 pm to AlextheBodacious
quote:This is an odd statement considering each team’s next game.
They couldn’t offer him the chance of winning titles.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:13 pm to DomesticatedBoar
Arkansas fans don’t get it
Posted on 12/11/25 at 1:25 pm to TulsaSooner78
Such a hypocrite. This ahole was bashing Kiffin for taking a job that advances his career. Now he wants to hire him. FU Portnoy
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:18 pm to TulsaSooner78
Wait a second didn't Portnoy, like just about everyone else in the nation, rail against Lane for making the move? He was selfish, doesn't give a shite about the kids, etc, etc! So you mean none of these assholes would stand on their proclaimed principles if it were their team trying to get a top tier coach but will shite on LSU for doing just that? So they're all a bunch of hypocrites......Ok got it!
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:23 pm to SEC Doctor
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Ole Miss offered him just as much as LSU did.
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:34 pm to TulsaSooner78
See you sad idiots we got a damn bargain 50% off that’s called buying at the right time!
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:39 pm to TulsaSooner78
I remember somebody asking porkboy to name like 3 players from the championship team and his response was “you know I’m bad with names”
They have this clown on their pregame show lol
They have this clown on their pregame show lol
Posted on 12/12/25 at 7:55 am to atlantarebs
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Ann Arbor is infinity better than Baton Rouge, lmao??
In BR he wouldnt have to worry about pulling up to hot yoga and the instructor being a tranny
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