re: Cougars would run train on the SEC this year

No. They weren't impressive at all last night.

Please Play someone with a pulse, Notre Dame is mediocre at bedtime!!

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OP must’ve stayed at Swig too late last night. He is delusional.

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OP is a melting dog fan, so at least the later part of your statement is accurate...

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Congrats on barely beating a team scared of the Pop Tarts Bowl

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Depends on the Pop Tart, really. The ones with the sprinkles, or super sugary fruit flavors ? They give me the creeps too.

Now, a good old fashioned Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart ? Sign me up. Or the Frosted Chocolate Fudge.

They never went with an Apple. Seems like an odd omission. I'd try an Apple-Cinnamon Pop-Tart.

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OP is a melting dog fan, so at least the later part of your statement is accurate...

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Crap, dude. At least TRY to get it right. Frac is a well known Alabama fan.

Settle down Sparky - take a deep breath! Step aside & T H I N K !

The "Reality" of your team, conference & competition is that:

** NOT 1/10th of 1% of your silly comment is remotely true! **

BYU would deeply, profoundly struggle and realize catastrophic defeat while attempting to play/compete with just average teams in the SEC! There is a colossal difference in the general levels of talent, speed, ability amongst SEC players/teams vs ALL other conferences!!

And that is just @ the "General" level. And then there are/is the "Specific/Individual" - Uber Elite Talent - disproportionately found on SEC rosters vs elsewhere! All of the above is a well known Fact amongst all who deal/report in the Business of Football in the NCAA! (and it applies to most other sports as well)

Uber talent + SEC greatness aside.......You, Sparky (Frac the World) ~ NEED, but will be unable to fathom/understand:

"That the SEC Stadium Environments, Size/Capacity, 100K+ Energetic/Passionate Fans & Deafening Noise Levels ALONE"...... would render your Team, Offense/Defense & Coaching Staff.......TOTALLY INEPT! Utterly Unable to Think, Hear, Comprehend, Function or Perform @ the even the most basic/fundamental levels!!

At any time, almost every SEC Stadium + Fanbase could prohibit your team from even snapping the ball! And if, when they could/would.....your offensive playmakers would immediately "Fear for their very Lives" due to the lightning speed, size of the incoming crush!

In particular......your QB would be instantly overwhelmed by SEC defenses. Your QB would look/appear S P A S T I C (dear in the headlights), and then become C A T A T O N I C !! The decibel levels would panic your players, and that alone, could/would defeat your teams!

Believe, Know & Remember the operative Math underlying the problem and how/where/why your error in thinking is based and has occurred:

Not .1 of 1% of your "Cougars would run train on SEC" comment (farcical dream) is even remotely true or based in reality!

Take your inbred arse somewhere else with that shite. You’ve still played nobody even after yesterday’s escape. Your puny fricking boys would get trashed in the SEC. Probably 6-8 losses. You’ll be out after your first game in the playoff.

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Cougars would run train on the SEC this year

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I love the vibe

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Would they bring all of their wives to the game or just the primary?

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I would think it would depend on seating arrangement. If you're just in the general admission rows ? Primary only, for sure. Just for the logistics of it all. Can you imagine multiple wives getting up every few minutes to take a piss ? Awful.

Now, lets say you've got a Mormon High Roller ? He's got a suite maybe ? Or even just a luxury box ? Then you probably take the entire family. Minus the boy or two you ran off into exile because, you know, multiple wives and all.

Ain't no Brokeback mountain in the SEC....