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Chips are Down: Which Coach Misses a Game because of Explosive Diarrhea?
Posted on 7/21/26 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 7/21/26 at 9:45 pm
I’d bet on Coach Heup, but he doesn’t seem like a salad guy.
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Posted on 7/21/26 at 9:48 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Absolutely heup. It blows my mind , he was a heidman contender
Posted on 7/21/26 at 9:57 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
It doesn’t have to be a salad. Could just be lettuce on a double cheeseburger so I’m going Huep
Posted on 7/21/26 at 11:30 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
I dunno, but I’m guessing Kiffin misses a game because he has to go to the clinic.
Posted on 7/21/26 at 11:55 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
I’d say either Lane because he drinks those nasty health drinks or Pete because he’s hungover and has the shits
Posted on 7/22/26 at 12:03 am to Rosco P Coltrane
These guys make way too much money to take a Game Day off.
Hugh Freeze coached a game from a hospital bed and Deion Sanders has been pissing himself on the sidelines and pimping Depend Undergarmets in the process.
Hugh Freeze coached a game from a hospital bed and Deion Sanders has been pissing himself on the sidelines and pimping Depend Undergarmets in the process.
This post was edited on 7/22/26 at 12:05 am
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:28 am to Rosco P Coltrane
If we still had Bert or Sam this would be a no brainer
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:02 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Could be more than one game. Apparently it lasts like 2 to 3 weeks! Imagine Kirby or Kiffin having to have a TV brought into their shitter and sitting there with headphones on talking to their OC! ??????
Kiffin “Damn!”
Weiss “What’s wrong coach?”
Kiffin “My legs fell asleep again! Run the 32 draw!”
Kiffin “Damn!”
Weiss “What’s wrong coach?”
Kiffin “My legs fell asleep again! Run the 32 draw!”
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:06 am to memphisRebel
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:18 am to Rosco P Coltrane
I think huepel is least likely, that dude looks like he eats everything deep fried. No virus surviving 450 in grease. My money is on hot yoga boy. His personality screams salad before a game.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:20 am to Rosco P Coltrane
One of the in-shape salad-eating ones since it’s lettuce.
Or is it heupel d/t Taco Bell.
Or is it heupel d/t Taco Bell.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:21 am to bamabaseballsec
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My money is on hot yoga boy. His personality screams salad before a game.
Was thinking Kiffin or Venables, as they seem like salad and kale guys.
But, it is more likely the lettuce on fast food that will get the Heups and Elkos at Taco Bell, Mc Donald's or some other drive through window.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:25 am to Che Boludo
Venables looks like a raw steak and cocaine for breakfast guy. If venables missed a game for explosive diarrhea. My thoughts are someone cut his booger sugar with baby exlax.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:39 am to Rosco P Coltrane
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Chips are Down
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:49 am to Rosco P Coltrane
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:13 am to koreandawg
is this your gif of the day?
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:15 am to Rosco P Coltrane
this may cancel or delay the season
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:32 am to Rosco P Coltrane
My money's on "Hungry, Hungry Elko". 
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:37 am to geauxbrown
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because he’s hungover and has the shits
Booger sugar gives you a hell of a hangover as well I have heard!
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:43 am to themicah85
quote:He was a gamer, a complete badass. I hated him back then.
Absolutely heup. It blows my mind , he was a heidman contender
But yeah, he's going to overeat and possibly shite himself this season. He probably doesn't eat fruit, so at least he'll bypass that parasite going around.
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